Kardashian?

Wouldn't you take that out on the husband then?

Put on your big girl panties, toots.

Don't worry Katy, you'll get even with him after he dumps you and refuses to attend your performances with his new gal. Okay, I guess that's a win for him as well, but you get the idea.

Also more interested in the Uma part... all of Uma's parts actually... heh. But seriously do they have to call it the "plus size" collection. I already hate that I have to fight drag queens for shoes. Look at 5'10 size 6 feet would look just silly.

Read refusing to be served by female flight attendants because you might run into one that your husband has banged before as "I haven't seen my name in the paper in the last few days, so we'll make some shiat up."

Does anybody give a rat's ass about these pastel tinted, skanky, cardboard cutout twats and their oh so dramatic problems?

it's not the marriage to a celebrity that causes the problem, it's marriage to a douchebag


/talentless hacks
//deserve one another

Dear Katy,
I know you're desperate for attention, as you always are. But really, dragging your dirty laundry through the public square is so cheap and tawdry, it's beneath you. If you really want attention, might I suggest

TITS or GTFO!

hugs and kisses
xoxo

The My Little Pony Killer: A woman who tries to make your dating life prior to her ANY bit of her business is a woman best avoided.

Any woman that ISN'T concerned about your past sexual history probably assumes she already has any STDs you could give her. Good luck with that.

LectertheChef: Dear Katy,
I know you're desperate for attention, as you always are. But really, dragging your dirty laundry through the public square is so cheap and tawdry, it's beneath you. If you really want attention, might I suggest

TITS or GTFO!

hugs and kisses
xoxo

Katy Perry's boobs probably look awful when they're naked, like most giant boobs do. She looks amazing in lingerie/tight clothes though.

RivenSilver: LectertheChef: Dear Katy,
I know you're desperate for attention, as you always are. But really, dragging your dirty laundry through the public square is so cheap and tawdry, it's beneath you. If you really want attention, might I suggest

TITS or GTFO!

hugs and kisses
xoxo

Katy Perry's boobs probably look awful when they're naked, like most giant boobs do. She looks amazing in lingerie/tight clothes though.

Some big boobs do, some don't. As far as Katy's boobs go, that is as of yet unknown, and I for one would like to find out. I stand by my previous statement.

So, ladies, what exactly is russel brand's appeal? Is this a milton berle situation, or is it purely celebrity? Because based on that face, I'd imagine running and screaming..

LectertheChef: RivenSilver: LectertheChef: Dear Katy,
I know you're desperate for attention, as you always are. But really, dragging your dirty laundry through the public square is so cheap and tawdry, it's beneath you. If you really want attention, might I suggest

TITS or GTFO!

hugs and kisses
xoxo

Katy Perry's boobs probably look awful when they're naked, like most giant boobs do. She looks amazing in lingerie/tight clothes though.

Some big boobs do, some don't. As far as Katy's boobs go, that is as of yet unknown, and I for one would like to find out. I stand by my previous statement.

Eh, if you've see one pair of naked boobs. . . you pretty much want to see them all.

The My Little Pony Killer: LindenFark: The My Little Pony Killer: A woman who tries to make your dating life prior to her ANY bit of her business is a woman best avoided.

Any woman that ISN'T concerned about your past sexual history probably assumes she already has any STDs you could give her. Good luck with that.

Because sex is exactly the same as dating.

/DURRHURR

You sound like someone who doesn't get any when out on a date.

/just sayin'

skinink: I like the story further down about Uma Thurman: Actress Uma Thurman is understandably a little touchy about her large feet - she wears size 11 shoes - but they could become a useful asset. "
Overall her feet look good although the hammertoes look funny. But I would pull a Tarantino and tell her she has the best feet I've ever seen if she gave me a chance.
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Is it just me or am I the only one who does not find Uma Thurman all that attractive?

tartie_pants: Also more interested in the Uma part... all of Uma's parts actually... heh. But seriously do they have to call it the "plus size" collection. I already hate that I have to fight drag queens for shoes. Look at 5'10 size 6 feet would look just silly.

If you have any boobs, you'd just fall right over if you have tiny feet. But this guy wins the prize for clown shoes:



Look at those farking shoes! yes, that's Carrot Top, as if the guy doesn't have enough problems already. He must be hung like a horse.

Katy, your bought your ticket. I say, "Let 'em serve you!"

Pincy: skinink: I like the story further down about Uma Thurman: Actress Uma Thurman is understandably a little touchy about her large feet - she wears size 11 shoes - but they could become a useful asset. "
Overall her feet look good although the hammertoes look funny. But I would pull a Tarantino and tell her she has the best feet I've ever seen if she gave me a chance.
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Is it just me or am I the only one who does not find Uma Thurman all that attractive?

Uma's like that episode of Seinfeld where the woman looks good in certain light then looks terrible in other light. Sometimes I see her and think wow, she's hot, then I see her in something else and think wow, she's ugly. She's just odd looking to me, but I do find her attractive sometimes.

The My Little Pony Killer: BroVinny: The My Little Pony Killer: LindenFark: The My Little Pony Killer: A woman who tries to make your dating life prior to her ANY bit of her business is a woman best avoided.

Any woman that ISN'T concerned about your past sexual history probably assumes she already has any STDs you could give her. Good luck with that.

Because sex is exactly the same as dating.

/DURRHURR

You sound like someone who doesn't get any when out on a date.

/just sayin'

At least I'm not someone who has to put the douchebag-marker "just sayin'" at the end of my statements.

/you sound awfully worried about my sex life
//maybe you should focus on your own

I'm married. By definition, I have no sex life. :)

/sincerely sorry for getting your panties in a bunch, though

PillsHere: Pincy: skinink: I like the story further down about Uma Thurman: Actress Uma Thurman is understandably a little touchy about her large feet - she wears size 11 shoes - but they could become a useful asset. "
Overall her feet look good although the hammertoes look funny. But I would pull a Tarantino and tell her she has the best feet I've ever seen if she gave me a chance.
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Is it just me or am I the only one who does not find Uma Thurman all that attractive?

Uma's like that episode of Seinfeld where the woman looks good in certain light then looks terrible in other light. Sometimes I see her and think wow, she's hot, then I see her in something else and think wow, she's ugly. She's just odd looking to me, but I do find her attractive sometimes.

She seems to be able to look thin yet flabby at the same time.

Alphax: Wouldn't you take that out on the husband then?

Says the guy who isn't married and apparently has never been in a relationship with a woman. Woman logic. Love my wife, hate woman logic. Also, that first pic in the article would make a great "sick of her shiat" photo.

/dunno if he actually is
//i'm not

cryinoutloud: tartie_pants: Also more interested in the Uma part... all of Uma's parts actually... heh. But seriously do they have to call it the "plus size" collection. I already hate that I have to fight drag queens for shoes. Look at 5'10 size 6 feet would look just silly.

If you have any boobs, you'd just fall right over if you have tiny feet. But this guy wins the prize for clown shoes:

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Look at those farking shoes! yes, that's Carrot Top, as if the guy doesn't have enough problems already. He must be hung like a horse.

It's just the camera lens, his feet are not actually that large. Check out his hand.

So I opened TFA just to see who was being such a twatwaffle and ended up reading it. Turns out (much to my displeasure) the "something new" I got to learn today is that I got married on the same day as Katy Perry (yep, happy 1st anniversary to me). Huh. How 'bout that.

/Yes, reading fark at 9:43 pm on first anniversay
//Hubby is in med school and has huge exam at 7:30 tomorrow
///Shall celebrate next weekend :)

tartie_pants: Also more interested in the Uma part... all of Uma's parts actually... heh. But seriously do they have to call it the "plus size" collection. I already hate that I have to fight drag queens for shoes. Look at 5'10 size 6 feet would look just silly.

Peggy Hill feels your pain

The My Little Pony Killer: LindenFark: The My Little Pony Killer: A woman who tries to make your dating life prior to her ANY bit of her business is a woman best avoided.

Any woman that ISN'T concerned about your past sexual history probably assumes she already has any STDs you could give her. Good luck with that.

Because sex is exactly the same as dating.

/DURRHURR

Hey, you emphasized "ANY" bit of her business. Sex is definitely an important bit. I'm not sure how to interpret your response. Women aren't allowed to know your past history? Women should assume you've never had sex?

FTFA: "Russell's last serious relationship since he married Katy Perry was with 33 year old Erika Parandine whom he dated for 11 months after meeting her on a flight to Los Angeles."

"since" != "before"

/English, motherfarker, do you write it?

stealthd: FTFA: "Russell's last serious relationship since he married Katy Perry was with 33 year old Erika Parandine whom he dated for 11 months after meeting her on a flight to Los Angeles."

"since" != "before"

/English, motherfarker, do you write it?

Glad someone else noticed; I re-skimmed to see if there actually was overlapping date/marriage chronology, but... eh. Does seem like a misstatement instead.