Dude is totally wasted, man

But Bill Gates *did* do a bit of acid, at least in college, and possibly more than a bit.

I suspect Mick Jagger took drugs. Just yesterday, I heard an unsubstantiated rumor that one of his closest friends and a longtime creative and business associate of his also tried drugs once.

I also suspect that Jagger sometimes drank alcohol, had sex with multiple women who he wasn't married to, and spent extreme amounts of money on objects and services some of us would consider luxuries.

It's like he thinks he's some sort of rock star or something!

But seriously, it says right in the article Jobs took drugs. Someone should have informed the author that one of the side effects of being high is thinking everyone else is high.

...or he was just pissed about the "Start Me Up" windows commercial.

/Monica Lewinsky on acid

For proper use of commas, subby.

thatguyoverthere70: I suspect Mick Jagger took drugs. Just yesterday, I heard an unsubstantiated rumor that one of his closest friends and a longtime creative and business associate of his also tried drugs once.

I also suspect that Jagger sometimes drank alcohol, had sex with multiple women who he wasn't married to, and spent extreme amounts of money on objects and services some of us would consider luxuries.

It's like he thinks he's some sort of rock star or something!

Don't forget, he also wooed David Bowie.

Faddy: For proper use of commas, subby.

Have you not heard of the Oxford comma? It's often used, abused, and mistaken for correct grammar.

thatguyoverthere70: I suspect Mick Jagger took drugs. Just yesterday, I heard an unsubstantiated rumor that one of his closest friends and a longtime creative and business associate of his also tried drugs once.

I also suspect that Jagger sometimes drank alcohol, had sex with multiple women who he wasn't married to, and spent extreme amounts of money on objects and services some of us would consider luxuries.

It's like he thinks he's some sort of rock star or something!

But seriously, it says right in the article Jobs took drugs. Someone should have informed the author that one of the side effects of being high is thinking everyone else is high.

...or he was just pissed about the "Start Me Up" windows commercial.

/Monica Lewinsky on acid

No, he couldn't have taken drugs! I mean, he's old and all drug addicts die in their teens. Right?

Hookers and blow?

During one near obsessive period as a fruitarian, he allegedly came up with the name Apple (and because it came before Atari in the dictionary).

Jobs' love of music was said to be seminal to developing the Apple brand with Bob Dylan being one of his heroes.

Let's see; a guy who loves '60s music came up with the name "Apple" because of his diet?


I don't think so.

This cracked me up-

I will spend my last dying breath if I need to, and I will spend every penny of Apple's $40 billion in the bank, to right this wrong,' he said.

Considering the fact that Steve stole the original iPod's UI from Creative after he paid them to make up a design and he kicked them to the curb when he though it wasn't good enough. Also the fact that he stole the iPhones gestures from a small company called Neonode which was out a few years before his device.


/owns Apple products.
//the guy made cool stuff but he was a dbag and stole a lot of items from people and took credit for them

It's like his life was one in which he met some famous peeps. He was like a savant Forest Gump. And now he is dead

Time to play "spot the typo"!

biogrpahy, eh?

*golf clap for Rachel Quigley and Louise Boyle*

Back in the 80s? I would have done Lewinsky.

Admit it. If you were President and she came into your office and offered to get under your desk, you'd seriously consider it.

Or was that the 90s? Yeah, I guess it was.

It's all a blur, man.

Shut up.

ZeroCorpse: Or was that the 90s? Yeah, I guess it was.

It's all a blur, man.

Shut up.

'90's.

Unless she came with Pedobear's Seal of Approval.

(That said, yeah. I could hit it. Got a feeling she'd be insane in the sack)

Before reading that, I had always had it in my head that Jobs was a pretentious hipster but ultimately harmless.

After reading that I realize that I was off the mark. The man was in fact a complete deuchebag. Fark 'im.