ha ha! "Stuffing".

It's funny 'cause it's "Turkey"

Well shiat, Istanbul is full of terribly-constructed buildings

Oh, in the east. My bad.

"[The quake] took place about 12 miles from Van, the USGS said."

Which just goes to prove the old adage:
If this Van's a rockin', don't come knockin'

Knight without armor: ha ha! "Stuffing".

It's funny 'cause it's "Turkey"

oh i get it now! mmm turkey, makes me Hungary.

Save the neck for me, Clark.

Pray for Omarion.

Omg how will this affect my Thanksgiving day!? I'm going out today and beat the rush.

Grables'Daughter: Twin 40s: Well shiat, Istanbul is full of terribly-constructed buildings

I thought it was Constantinople?

Way too early for that stuff...

Umm, I guess this wasn't near a major city? If Turkey has an earthquake and tons of people don't die, was it really an earthquake?

Should've used Stove Top.

Dirty bird...

Not Constantinople....

Meh, It's nobodys business but the Turks.

It took place about 12 miles from Van, the USGS said.

God, please, it's bad enough having to live down by the river...

Mayor unavailable for comment.

/sky is falling, buildings too

Genta: Knight without armor: ha ha! "Stuffing".

It's funny 'cause it's "Turkey"

oh i get it now! mmm turkey, makes me Hungary.

Dipped in Greece?

tv_news_guy: Well, technically that's good isn't it? Unstuffed bird cooks evenly and faster. Alton Brown said so. Plus less chance you'll meet that Italian guy. Sal Monella. hehe

/as God is my witness I thought turkeys could fly
//now no longer a punchline...

Link (new window)

FTA:

"A seven-story building collapsed on Kazim Karabekir Street in the city of Van, and more buildings were reduced to rubble the village of Tabanli in Van Province, the Anatolian news agency said. It was unknown how many people were trapped."

Going to be a long night in Turkey. I hope the rescue crews have good luck.

Genta:
oh i get it now! mmm turkey, makes me Hungary.

Unless it's cooked in too much Greece.

great_tigers


My tiny fist. It waves.

Knight without armor: "[The quake] took place about 12 miles from Van, the USGS said."

Which just goes to prove the old adage:
If this Van's a rockin', don't come knockin'

Thank you, Van.

Biner:
My tiny fist. It wavesshakes.

FTFM

/it's late...need sleep

God's just hugging Turkey because he loves it so much.

/derp derp
//derp

urban.derelict: God's just hugging Turkey because he loves it so much.

/derp derp
//derp


I was thinking he had a bad case of gas...

Genta 2011-10-23 09:02:48 AM
Knight without armor: ha ha! "Stuffing".
It's funny 'cause it's "Turkey"
oh i get it now! mmm turkey, makes me Hungary.

Uganda make puns now? Kenya stop please?

Dear Jerk: Genta 2011-10-23 09:02:48 AM
Knight without armor: ha ha! "Stuffing".
It's funny 'cause it's "Turkey"
oh i get it now! mmm turkey, makes me Hungary.

Uganda make puns now? Kenya stop please?

Don't be Russian into judgements.

davidphogan: Dear Jerk: Genta 2011-10-23 09:02:48 AM
Knight without armor: ha ha! "Stuffing".
It's funny 'cause it's "Turkey"
oh i get it now! mmm turkey, makes me Hungary.

Uganda make puns now? Kenya stop please?

Don't be Russian into judgements.

Niger please...

Rawstory/Rueters says 7.6 mag.

http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2011/10/23/magnitude-7-6-earthquake-hits- ea stern-turkey-usgs/ -->

davidphogan: Don't be Russian into judgements.

I like Chile.

I loved this headline sooooooooooooooo much!

These are some shaky puns.

MBooda: davidphogan: Dear Jerk: Genta 2011-10-23 09:02:48 AM
Knight without armor: ha ha! "Stuffing".
It's funny 'cause it's "Turkey"
oh i get it now! mmm turkey, makes me Hungary.

Uganda make puns now? Kenya stop please?

Don't be Russian into judgements.

Niger please...

uruguay

Powerful earthquake strikes poor eastern Turkey

Does anyone else find that a poorly worded headline to TFA?


Awww, poor eastern Turkey.

Saw this on the phone, two quakes both at mag 7. I think their turban is dirty now!

We should attack the Kurds in support of Turkey.

News are talking about a four-figure death toll already so there is little to joke about.

One thing that will be interesting to watch will be the reactions from abroad. I remember that after the last big quake in Turkey there was a really big and quick turn out from all over Europe and beyond with Greece among the first on the scene with none of the long held mutual antipathy of Greeks and Turks making an appearance.

lilplatinum: MBooda: davidphogan: Dear Jerk: Genta 2011-10-23 09:02:48 AM
Knight without armor: ha ha! "Stuffing".
It's funny 'cause it's "Turkey"
oh i get it now! mmm turkey, makes me Hungary.

Uganda make puns now? Kenya stop please?

Don't be Russian into judgements.

Niger please...

uruguay

stop arguing! eat all the turkey before it gets all moldova