I totally thought this was going to be about the Japanese police chief.

Definitely seems like more of a Shelbyville idea.

Was the 6 year old his cousin?

But I thought marijuana is a victimless vice? At least that's what all the experts on Fark say.

PhiloeBedoe: It's a town founded by cousin-farkers, what do you expect?

Thread's over. Now let's all celebrate with a cool glass of turnip juice.

Gleeman: But I thought marijuana is a victimless vice? At least that's what all the experts on Fark say.


What's the ratio of weed smokers to naked, six year old bed hopper iners?

Gleeman: But I thought marijuana is a victimless vice? At least that's what all the experts on Fark say.

Let's see how many bites that gets.

As long as the lemon tree is still there.

That PCP laced marijuana will get you every time.

Gleeman: But I thought marijuana is a victimless vice? At least that's what all the experts on Fark say.

This story just proves that marijuana actually turns one into a psychotic, thieving, pedophile.

Turns out my gym teacher was right.

Gleeman: But I thought marijuana is a victimless vice? At least that's what all the experts on Fark say.

3/10

Shake harder boy!

Documentary?

The two [cousins] said they had locked him in a basement after he started acting strange around 2 a.m., but he got out. The teen, who was charged with second-degree burglary, admitted to police that he smoked marijuana.

Sounds like he got some weak weed that was not strong enough to calm him down.

Marijuana: The Pedobear gateway drug.

"...and his eyes rolled back upon his head...he 'uz actually what they call freakin' out..."

sure he smoked weed, but wtf else went with it? kid is lucky he didn't get beaten to death.

skinink: That PCP laced marijuana will get you every time.

A Terrible Human: Sounds like he was smoking meth honestly.

I'm pretty sure it wasn't the weed that sent him off of the deep end....

skygod: Gleeman: But I thought marijuana is a victimless vice? At least that's what all the experts on Fark say.

3/10

3/10? Really?

More like 1/10 because obvious troll is so obvious. But hey it's still early on a Sunday.

I am 100% sure he did more then just smoke weed.

Yeah....this sounds like this guy was farked on something else.

Curious: TomD9938: This story just proves that marijuana actually turns one into a psychotic, thieving, pedophile.

Turns out my gym teacher was right.

your teacher got their info from reefer madness?

Or some other accredited source.

/he knew his pedophiles too...

Gleeman: But I thought marijuana is a victimless vice? At least that's what all the experts on Fark say.


It wasn't the pot. It was the DEVIL!!!!

/chomp

Go full on Retard.

Say it was the weed.


/probibly not laced, who farking does that? IF so his 'friends' were smokin it too

Rich Cream: Gleeman: But I thought marijuana is a victimless vice? At least that's what all the experts on Fark say.


It wasn't the pot. It was the DEVIL!!!!

/chomp

Chew thoroughly and don't go swimming for at least 30 minutes.

Oh, hi guys!

What's going on in this thread?

offmymeds: Oh, hi guys!
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What's going on in this thread?

Must be a young Clinton.

/not inhaling

BlippityBleep: sure he smoked weed, but wtf else went with it? kid is lucky he didn't get beaten to death.

Yep. I expected something considerably worse than tackled and held for police.

Robert Downey Jr is unimpressed.

Madness.

A perfect example of why the War on Drugs must continue.


_{/he admitted to pot because it seemed a lot better than the truth. :p}

dothemath: Robert Downey Jr is unimpressed.

So is Charlie Sheen.

"They know I'm high. They know I'm high. They know I'm high. They know I'm high. They know I'm high. They know I'm high."

I call BS! Smoking pot and doing that? Pure BS! If anyone believes that I have a bridge for sale.

And it's COMPLETELY normal to lock someone in the basement when they appear to be having a psychotic episode....

Not quite a basement...meh, close enough. (new window)

TomD9938: Gleeman: But I thought marijuana is a victimless vice? At least that's what all the experts on Fark say.

This story just proves that marijuana actually turns one into a psychotic, thieving, pedophile.

Turns out my gym teacher was right.

Did your gym teacher smoke pot too?

Gleeman: But I thought marijuana is a victimless vice? At least that's what all the experts on Fark say.

I know this is a troll, but I'll just say this: there is no way that kid was just smoking pot. Yes, it was probably involved at some point during the normal course of his and his cousins' day, but to go completely off your rocker like that it would take something much, much stronger. I'm going to guess that he was on some pretty strong disassociatives.

I wasn't a major pot head when I was younger but every time I had ever imbibed some giggle bush, all I ever sit was sit back and laugh at everything. Weed wasn't the only thing in this kid's bloodstream.

pxlboy: StrangeQ: Gleeman: But I thought marijuana is a victimless vice? At least that's what all the experts on Fark say.

I know this is a troll, but I'll just say this: there is no way that kid was just smoking pot. Yes, it was probably involved at some point during the normal course of his and his cousins' day, but to go completely off your rocker like that it would take something much, much stronger. I'm going to guess that he was on some pretty strong disassociatives.

i'm going agree with those who said, "meth"

This. Or one of meth's less popular cousins.

/this whole incident is like a mule with a spinning wheel.

LSD, the running naked drug
also the "friends lock you in the basement because you're tweaking" drug

Has North Haverbrook been alerted yet?

Ogdenville?

_Otisburg?