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2011-10-23 09:42:55 AM
This is outrageous and mocks my value system. It's their inner asshole, not there.
 
2011-10-23 09:43:50 AM
Anyone else think there were zombies coming around the rear of the car at 4 to 5 seconds??
 
2011-10-23 09:44:51 AM
That was pretty damned funny.
 
2011-10-23 09:44:58 AM
Terrified Asexual Forcemeat: This is outrageous and mocks my value system. It's their inner asshole, not there.

Headline fixed.
 
2011-10-23 09:46:35 AM
wtf does anyone need a commercial about landmines for?
 
2011-10-23 09:48:15 AM
TheMega: Anyone else think there were zombies coming around the rear of the car at 4 to 5 seconds??

I saw that, and thought the very same thing.
 
2011-10-23 09:49:47 AM
Oh, it's a UN commercial. I read "UK". Makes more sense if it's shown worldwide.

All those kids are white though, I'd expect some black kids since the description specifically mentions Africa as the primary location of discarded landmines.
 
2011-10-23 09:51:22 AM
Nvm again. I should just read the entire description before I comment on anything.

FTFD:
Every 22 minutes, a landmine somewhere on Earth goes off causing at casualty. Landmines can cost as little as 80 cents to purchase but it costs about $1,000 to train and equip one to remove them. They are left over from civil wars, primarily African, and their locations are kept secret even after the wars' ends. Children find the small, green, plastic mines and, thinking they are toys, end up traumatized. This commercial was produced by the United Nations for American television. It saw no air time because of its 'contraversial' content. It shows no gore and is less offensive than most American television, yet it was not played because, let's face it, Americans do not like to see harm done to Americans.

The United States, the most powerful country in the world, gives almost no money to this cause.

Listen to the message. If landmines were here, wouldn't you stand for their removal everywhere.
 
2011-10-23 09:55:38 AM
Dakai: TheMega: Anyone else think there were zombies coming around the rear of the car at 4 to 5 seconds??

I saw that, and thought the very same thing.


I expected more from the zombies as well
 
2011-10-23 09:56:21 AM
Commercials for landmines:

-Landmines. For when you care enough to send the very best.
-Landmines are forever.
-Landmines. Soup is good food.
-Landmines take me away!
-Landmines. Because with a name like Landmines, it's got to be good.
-Landmines. Ready for real business.

this could get ugly.
 
2011-10-23 09:59:06 AM
I thought they were angsty boys in ironic clown make-up, but as soon I saw them, I knew there would be crappy horror movie style mayhem with yakkety-sax pandemonium. Turns out they were pasty women in sunglasses.
 
2011-10-23 10:05:41 AM
Punarbhava: Oh, it's a UN commercial. I read "UK". Makes more sense if it's shown worldwide.

All those kids are white though, I'd expect some black kids since the description specifically mentions Africa as the primary location of discarded landmines.


Middle class white people have the money to donate. Targeting their children loosens the wallets. Fear is a motivator.
Simple really.
 
2011-10-23 10:15:12 AM
TheMega: Anyone else think there were zombies coming around the rear of the car at 4 to 5 seconds??

Yes. I was all prepared for Benny Hill Zombies at that point.
 
2011-10-23 10:17:39 AM
TheMega: Anyone else think there were zombies coming around the rear of the car at 4 to 5 seconds??

That's what I thought also!

And just to troll, white people know better than to play soccer on a minefield.
 
2011-10-23 10:37:18 AM
TheMega: Anyone else think there were zombies coming around the rear of the car at 4 to 5 seconds??

Yes.
 
2011-10-23 10:39:48 AM

IT'S THEEEEEE

2.bp.blogspot.com


L-A-N-D-M-I-N-E S-O-N-G song
and if you didn't lose a limb, well, you can sing along
it's really very simple
if your ears aren't ringing, come along
"L-A-N-D-M-I-N-E S-O-N-G song"
 
2011-10-23 10:42:06 AM
I would have laughed without the Yakkity Sax.
 
2011-10-23 10:53:51 AM
Maybe we don't donate money because WE DIDN'T PUT THEM THERE. Once again the UN thinks it's our job to do their bidding. We already financially support that corrupt organization of fools. GTFO of NY.

Maybe you should look at the source of landmines and KILL THE BASTARD rather than just try to clean up the mess or guilt others into doing it for you. Typical.

Did I just call the UN corrupt? Yea, now I am on a watch list I am sure. lol. Tools. Keep your precious lists like that basement dweller who feels he is wronged by RPG players.
 
2011-10-23 10:56:34 AM
TheMega: Anyone else think there were zombies coming around the rear of the car at 4 to 5 seconds??

*raises paw*

Also, the music is actually Yakety Sax, a piece of music written by James Q. "Spider" Rich, popularized by saxophonist Boots Randolph, and later used extensively by Benny Hill. Not complaining, just felt like picking nits
 
2011-10-23 10:58:10 AM
1 Capture tyrant

2 *????*

3 Profit



Step 2 is blindfold and allow to walk through a suspected minefield on pay per view
 
2011-10-23 11:08:57 AM
I laughed.
 
2011-10-23 11:25:07 AM
stebain: 1 Capture tyrant

2 *????*

3 Profit



Step 2 is blindfold and allow to walk through a suspected minefield on pay per view
while playing yakkity sax

ftfy
 
2011-10-23 11:36:03 AM
vwr0527: stebain: 1 Capture tyrant

2 *????*

3 Profit



Step 2 is blindfold and allow to walk through a suspected minefield on pay per view while playing yakkity sax

ftfy


Well sure, if you want to pay for the rights to play it :)
 
2011-10-23 11:39:28 AM
socodog: Commercials for landmines:

-Landmines. For when you care enough to send the very best.
-Landmines are forever.
-Landmines. Soup is good food.
-Landmines take me away!
-Landmines. Because with a name like Landmines, it's got to be good.
-Landmines. Ready for real business.

this could get ugly.


-What can Landmines do for you?
-Five. Five dollar. Five dollar landmines.
-Like a good neighbor, landmines are there.
-Landmines: the other white meat.
-You're in good hands with landmines.
-So easy a landmine can do it.

/I can't tell you how hard I laughed when I watched the video...
 
2011-10-23 11:56:11 AM
Skip the landmines and just move to nuclear weapons. Wars would be much shorter and the winner much clearer. Bonus, no landmines laying around. Though aerial drones may help, you just make a few circle the area you want to protect and they shot anything that moves. Then when the conflict ends you turn them off.
 
2011-10-23 12:02:46 PM
THAT.

WAS.

AWESOME.

/still giggling...
 
2011-10-23 12:07:57 PM
www.bitlogic.com
 
2011-10-23 12:12:34 PM
vygramul: [www.bitlogic.com image 234x140]

Needs Benny Hillifier.
 
2011-10-23 12:19:28 PM
That was not funny at all. And I don't mean because it was arseholish (because it wasn't), but because it was just plain old not humorous. The music just didn't mesh with the images.
 
2011-10-23 12:20:10 PM
I don't care that this is well over three years old - it's still funny.

/needs more landmines.
 
2011-10-23 12:26:04 PM
I didn't laugh until I saw it was serious business (as indicated by the text at the end). The production value was shiat. The acting reminded me of the type of faux panic/fear/hysteria you'd expect from an SNL sketch; which is what I thought it was until the ending.
 
2011-10-23 12:30:51 PM
TheMega: Anyone else think there were zombies coming around the rear of the car at 4 to 5 seconds??

That's what I came here to post. That was really weird.
 
2011-10-23 12:42:33 PM
AmbientSix: Maybe we don't donate money because WE DIDN'T PUT THEM THERE. Once again the UN thinks it's our job to do their bidding. We already financially support that corrupt organization of fools. GTFO of NY.

Maybe you should look at the source of landmines and KILL THE BASTARD rather than just try to clean up the mess or guilt others into doing it for you. Typical.

Did I just call the UN corrupt? Yea, now I am on a watch list I am sure. lol. Tools. Keep your precious lists like that basement dweller who feels he is wronged by RPG players.


Actually, there are probably a lot of landmines out there that the US sold to those who used them or helped fund, although there has "officially" been a moratorium on exporting landmines since 1992 which Congress routinely extends. The U.S. didn't stop making landmines until 1997, and we still have one of the world's largest stockpiles of them. We (along with most of the other UN Security Council members) have not signed the Ottawa Treaty outlawing land mines either.

Source:
US mine action funding totaled $421.4 million between fiscal years 1999 and 2003, the largest total for any government. In addition, the State Department reports that in the last five years several hundred thousand US citizens have contributed more than $14 million to mine action programs around the world. The Department of Defense spent over $250 million from 1999-2003 to identify and field alternatives for landmines. The RADAM program, which would have combined existing antipersonnel and antivehicle mines into a new "mixed system," was cancelled in 2002. The Pentagon reported in May 2002 that it "will not be able to meet" the 2006 target date to develop and field alternatives to antipersonnel mines.


Officially we were not maintaining any active minefields as of 2004, but who knows about unofficial ones.

Also, between 1965 and 1986, we were manufacturing nuclear landmines
 
2011-10-23 12:54:50 PM
cinemasights.files.wordpress.com

approves.
 
2011-10-23 01:09:44 PM
Wonderduck: socodog: Commercials for landmines:

-Landmines. For when you care enough to send the very best.
-Landmines are forever.
-Landmines. Soup is good food.
-Landmines take me away!
-Landmines. Because with a name like Landmines, it's got to be good.
-Landmines. Ready for real business.

this could get ugly.

-What can Landmines do for you?
-Five. Five dollar. Five dollar landmines.
-Like a good neighbor, landmines are there.
-Landmines: the other white meat.
-You're in good hands with landmines.
-So easy a landmine can do it.

/I can't tell you how hard I laughed when I watched the video...


-Dirty mouth? Clean it up with landmines
.
/And yes I saw soccer mom zombies too.
 
2011-10-23 01:35:26 PM
Someone should post this on a republican nutjob site and make it look like a news item showing it was a terrorist attack in the States. And at the end a bit of trolling with the tiny words of 'tea party terrorism'.

/either we can have fun or we can die in our plastic and duct tape sealed homes.
 
2011-10-23 01:48:02 PM
Terrified Asexual Forcemeat: This is outrageous and mocks my value system. It's their inner asshole, not there.

Holy crap...I will commit seppuku for my mistake...

/shameful subby
 
2011-10-23 02:02:13 PM
I was expecting zombies ......
Also, it would have been funnier if when the girls were fleeing more of them were getting hit by landmines as they ran to their parents.


I don't understand why Americans need this. Is the United States putting down (or selling) landmines?
 
2011-10-23 02:53:03 PM
Thats why we let the girls play first
 
2011-10-23 03:03:10 PM
Landmines. The other white meat.
 
2011-10-23 05:00:46 PM
i laughed. the strange thing is, i had the sound on mute
 
2011-10-23 05:04:53 PM
Man I laughed hard at that one, I'm going to hell
 
2011-10-23 05:38:03 PM
Marc_Arsenal: Wonderduck: socodog: Commercials for landmines:

-Landmines. For when you care enough to send the very best.
-Landmines are forever.
-Landmines. Soup is good food.
-Landmines take me away!
-Landmines. Because with a name like Landmines, it's got to be good.
-Landmines. Ready for real business.

this could get ugly.

-What can Landmines do for you?
-Five. Five dollar. Five dollar landmines.
-Like a good neighbor, landmines are there.
-Landmines: the other white meat.
-You're in good hands with landmines.
-So easy a landmine can do it.

/I can't tell you how hard I laughed when I watched the video...

-Dirty mouth? Clean it up with landmines
.
/And yes I saw soccer mom zombies too.


- Landmines? Go ahead, plant all you want. We'll make more!

/okay, NOW I'm going to hell...
 
2011-10-23 05:43:48 PM
Candygram4Mongo: Marc_Arsenal: Wonderduck: socodog: Commercials for landmines:

-Landmines. For when you care enough to send the very best.
-Landmines are forever.
-Landmines. Soup is good food.
-Landmines take me away!
-Landmines. Because with a name like Landmines, it's got to be good.
-Landmines. Ready for real business.

this could get ugly.

-What can Landmines do for you?
-Five. Five dollar. Five dollar landmines.
-Like a good neighbor, landmines are there.
-Landmines: the other white meat.
-You're in good hands with landmines.
-So easy a landmine can do it.

/I can't tell you how hard I laughed when I watched the video...

-Dirty mouth? Clean it up with landmines
.
/And yes I saw soccer mom zombies too.

- Landmines? Go ahead, plant all you want. We'll make more!

/okay, NOW I'm going to hell...


Landmines: When you care enough to send the very best.
Dirty mouth? Chew landmines.
I'd like to buy the world a landmine!
 
2011-10-23 06:11:54 PM
www.rattlebrained.org
 
2011-10-23 07:17:56 PM
I don't.......I simply don't understand why they used Yakety Sax.

/also totally saw the zombies
//I mean really, wtf? Why that song? I don't get it...
///still kinda smirked
 
2011-10-23 08:24:50 PM
PizzaJedi81: Landmines: When you care enough to send the very best.
Dirty mouth? Chew landmines.
I'd like to buy the world a landmine!


Blows up your in foot, not in your hand
 
2011-10-23 09:17:54 PM
AmbientSix

Maybe we don't donate money because WE DIDN'T PUT THEM THERE. Once again the UN thinks it's our job to do their bidding. We already financially support that corrupt organization of fools. GTFO of NY.

The U.S. currently owes the U.N. $1.3 billion. You should pay up before you biatch about how much it's costing you.
 
2011-10-23 10:36:22 PM
Peio: I don't.......I simply don't understand why they used Yakety Sax.

/also totally saw the zombies
//I mean really, wtf? Why that song? I don't get it...


Because it's a scientifically proven fact that Yakety Sax makes anything funny.

/Also, this is the internet, we don't need a reason
 
2011-10-23 11:45:11 PM
I, too, saw zombies.

www.blogcdn.com
 
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