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(The Sun) Weird Man cooks cut of ham, only to discover that it's in the shape of a pig. This must be some kind of omen   (thesun.co.uk) divider line 60
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MeinRS6 [TotalFark]
2011-10-22 08:17:09 PM
Talk about a slow news day.
 
Shostie [TotalFark]
2011-10-22 09:03:45 PM
WE HAVE TO GO PORKER!
 
Bathia_Mapes [TotalFark]
2011-10-22 10:45:40 PM
This means something. This is important.
 
Shadyman
2011-10-22 11:02:53 PM
That's SO meta.

/See also: Yo dawg...
 
stirfrybry
2011-10-22 11:05:11 PM
when he shiats tomorrow, it'll be shaped like a pig
 
doglover [TotalFark]
2011-10-22 11:05:53 PM
stirfrybry: when he shiats tomorrow, it'll be shaped like a pig shiat.
 
r1niceboy
2011-10-22 11:06:16 PM
"It was weird. But it didn't put me off eating it."

Spoken like a true fatty.
 
Worst.Fark handle. ever.
2011-10-22 11:07:04 PM
No. An Omen would mean if the pork came out in the shape of a Star of David. THAT would be something to take serious.
 
Dead for Tax Reasons [TotalFark]
2011-10-22 11:07:12 PM
Looks like jesus to me
 
Sarah Palin's Conscience
2011-10-22 11:07:51 PM
Mmmmm... pig fetus
 
skinink
2011-10-22 11:08:18 PM
Hey, sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I'd never know 'cause I wouldn't eat the filthy motherfarker. Pigs sleep and root in shiat. That's a filthy animal. I ain't eat nothin' that ain't got sense enough to disregard its own feces.
 
dalovindj
2011-10-22 11:08:50 PM
i568.photobucket.com

Sup dog. We put some pig in your pig so now you can pig out while you pig out.

Alternatively:

Sup dog, we put some pork in your pork, so now you can pork while you pork.
 
gunsmack [TotalFark]
2011-10-22 11:09:19 PM
Dead for Tax Reasons: Looks like jesus Mohammed to me

/let the Holy War begin
 
bump [TotalFark]
2011-10-22 11:10:09 PM
I ain't eat nothin' that ain't got sense enough to disregard its own feces.

Guess that's a 'no' for Germans then.
 
Lumber Jack Off
2011-10-22 11:11:03 PM
i77.photobucket.com

looks good.
 
Shadyman
2011-10-22 11:12:34 PM
dalovindj: [i568.photobucket.com image 640x425]
Sup dog, we put some pork in your pork, so now you can pork while you pork.

plus4chan.org
 
dalovindj
2011-10-22 11:13:29 PM
They should wrap those in bacon and then deep fry them. Serve on top of a bowl of ice cream and cover in chocolate sauce. Wash down with a nice cool beer and a shot of whiskey. Then relax, so a line, and bang the ever living fark out of the $50 whore you ordered from Craigslist.

But then again, I'm a foodie. YMMV.
 
ladyfortuna
2011-10-22 11:13:40 PM
... Now I'm hungry. I can practically smell the ham sizzling in the pan...
 
numbone
2011-10-22 11:14:50 PM
A fried slice of stillborn pig with over-easy chicken embryos sounds delicious.
 
Tymast
2011-10-22 11:26:43 PM
I don't know what the hell you people are talking about that is clearly jesus and mary.
 
berylman
2011-10-22 11:27:52 PM
I'm not into jesus toast or whatever but this is something I can believe in. The swine is clearly casting a mulitgenerational curse upon all who eat it through subtle porcine magicks. Do not underestimate.
 
Ivo Shandor
2011-10-22 11:29:40 PM
dalovindj: Sup dog, we put some pork in your pork, so now you can pork while you pork.

img833.imageshack.us
 
wambu
2011-10-22 11:30:55 PM
SHOCKED
Dave Johnson thought he'd made one of his rasher decisions when he bedded his girl.

Dave, 28, from Whitworth, Lancs, was getting a piece for himself with Sarah, 25, when he spotted the sow-shaped meat.

He said: "It was weird. But it didn't put me off eating it."
 
JRoo
2011-10-22 11:33:49 PM
i232.photobucket.com
 
Gyrfalcon [TotalFark]
2011-10-22 11:35:07 PM
skinink: Hey, sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I'd never know 'cause I wouldn't eat the filthy motherfarker. Pigs sleep and root in shiat. That's a filthy animal. I ain't eat nothin' that ain't got sense enough to disregard its own feces.

If you do this again, I'm coming for you myself.
 
ciberido
2011-10-22 11:37:59 PM
So I guess he DOES dig on swine.
 
freetomato [TotalFark]
2011-10-22 11:44:27 PM
WTF. I have submitted links that are clever and news-worthy and been given the raspberry. This lameness gets a greenlight.

OH!

BACON

the power of bacon...i step off
 
lokis_mentor [TotalFark]
2011-10-22 11:48:04 PM
RIP Porkins
 
gunsmack [TotalFark]
2011-10-22 11:49:18 PM
freetomato: I have submitted links that are clever and news-worthy

Apparently not
 
Surool
2011-10-22 11:50:24 PM
"A man's food looks funny... film at 11"
 
friedlinx
2011-10-23 12:20:09 AM
It looks like my girlfriend's meat curtains
 
wildcardjack
2011-10-23 12:20:26 AM
i97.photobucket.com
 
nastro
2011-10-23 12:26:06 AM
Needs more rum.
 
some_beer_drinker
2011-10-23 12:29:21 AM
nastro: Needs more rum.

needs moar chikin
 
The My Little Pony Killer [TotalFark]
2011-10-23 12:32:04 AM
skinink: Hey, sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I'd never know 'cause I wouldn't eat the filthy motherfarker. Pigs sleep and root in shiat. That's a filthy animal. I ain't eat nothin' that ain't got sense enough to disregard its own feces.

Cool bro, story.
 
jaylectricity [TotalFark]
2011-10-23 12:42:33 AM
This must be some kind of omelet.
 
ktybear
2011-10-23 12:51:12 AM
friedlinx: It looks like my girlfriend's meat curtains

surf and turf
 
dalovindj
2011-10-23 12:56:12 AM
I thought I said we were having Hoppin' Johns for dinner?!?!
 
Surool
2011-10-23 01:00:54 AM
No subby, THIS is some kind of omen

gal.darkervision.com
 
BillaBong
2011-10-23 01:07:04 AM
Looks like a pig walking on top of a giant penis.

/amirite
 
sjcousins
2011-10-23 01:15:47 AM
when I see a pig, it looks like ham to me.
 
Liverboy
2011-10-23 01:17:31 AM
Fractal ham?
 
CygnusDarius [TotalFark]
2011-10-23 01:17:48 AM
Shostie: WE HAVE TO GO PORKER!

B-but we can't, we can't outpork everything we've porked so far, it's madness!.
 
rolladuck
2011-10-23 01:19:02 AM
/Maybe I'm over-thinking this, but aren't ALL cuts of pork in some shape of a pig? Like, a cross-sectional or something?

/DNRTFA
 
Farkosaurus Rex
2011-10-23 01:23:38 AM
I just cut some pork shaped like a pig!
img171.imageshack.us

img26.imageshack.us
 
ktybear
2011-10-23 01:23:49 AM
friedlinx: It looks like my girlfriend's meat curtains

reef and beef
 
katerbug72 [TotalFark]
2011-10-23 01:26:04 AM
dalovindj: I thought I said we were having Hoppin' Johns for dinner?!?!

Not for guests!
 
jaylectricity [TotalFark]
2011-10-23 01:29:39 AM
Rum pig, rum.
 
Cloudchaser Sakonige the Red Wolf
2011-10-23 02:20:10 AM
That resembles a pig in the same way that a stain on a highway underpass resembles the Virgin Mary
 
Jenna Tellya
2011-10-23 02:22:53 AM
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