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(The Hollywood Reporter) Silly Zooey Deschanel Christmas album out next week. It's so QUIRKY   (hollywoodreporter.com) divider line 97
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eyehate [TotalFark]
2011-10-22 06:10:35 PM
I wish this harpy would just go away.
 
mitchcumstein1 [TotalFark]
2011-10-22 06:20:57 PM
I've said it before, I'll say it again: I'd throw it in her.

/and her sister
 
BunkyBrewman [TotalFark]
2011-10-22 06:27:40 PM
mitchcumstein1: I've said it before, I'll say it again: I'd throw it in her.

/and her sister

She has a sister?

/giggity
 
mitchcumstein1 [TotalFark]
2011-10-22 06:39:08 PM
BunkyBrewman: mitchcumstein1: I've said it before, I'll say it again: I'd throw it in her.

/and her sister

She has a sister?

/giggity

The Deschanel girls.

i386.photobucket.com

Giggity indeed.
 
TheDumbBlonde [TotalFark]
2011-10-22 06:48:33 PM
The older sister is gorgeous. I'd gladly kill for her face.
 
TheDumbBlonde [TotalFark]
2011-10-22 06:49:38 PM
BunkyBrewman: mitchcumstein1: I've said it before, I'll say it again: I'd throw it in her.

/and her sister

She has a sister?

/giggity

You never saw "Bones"? Really??
 
mikemoto [TotalFark]
2011-10-22 07:18:03 PM
Like the fist of an extremely angry god.
 
Shostie [TotalFark]
2011-10-22 07:28:39 PM
Annoying or no, I just want to see her naked.

That's all I want.
 
BadReligion
2011-10-22 07:52:24 PM
Her and her wooden acting ruined Tin Man.
 
FirstNationalBastard [TotalFark]
2011-10-22 07:55:43 PM
eyehate: I wish this harpy would just go away.

Not until this whole geek chic thing dies a long overdue death.
 
GreenAdder [TotalFark]
2011-10-22 08:23:13 PM
She reminds me of that girl who's, like, totally a geek because she, um, bought a comic book that one time and stuff. She never, like, read it, but she totally bought it.
 
ShawnDoc [TotalFark]
2011-10-22 08:23:37 PM
BadReligion: Her and her wooden acting ruined Tin Man.

I wouldn't say she ruined the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy movie, but she was certainly one of the larger turds in that toilet bowl of mediocrity.
 
GAT_00 [TotalFark]
2011-10-22 08:28:49 PM
ShawnDoc: BadReligion: Her and her wooden acting ruined Tin Man.

I wouldn't say she ruined the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy movie, but she was certainly one of the larger turds in that toilet bowl of mediocrity.

To be fair, she had a terrible script to go off of.
 
MrEricSir
2011-10-22 09:43:22 PM
Katy Perry is doing a Christmas Album?
 
Apos [TotalFark]
2011-10-22 09:46:11 PM
She's going to sign the National Anthem,huh?


How adorkable is that?
 
Dr J Zoidberg [TotalFark]
2011-10-22 09:47:24 PM
I thought she was funny in 500 Days of Summer
 
BroVinny
2011-10-22 09:48:45 PM
BadReligion: Her and her wooden acting ruined Tin Man.

Tin Man was ruined by a lousy screenplay and inept direction, not just Deschanel's acting.

She was also in the unforgivable Hitchhiker's Guide movie.
 
GAT_00 [TotalFark]
2011-10-22 09:49:41 PM
Dr J Zoidberg: I thought she was funny in 500 Days of Summer

And Elf. Haven't seen anything else good she has done.
 
Angry Buddha
2011-10-22 10:01:44 PM
TheDumbBlonde: The older sister is gorgeous. I'd gladly kill for her face.

Does your face hurt?
 
apeiron242
2011-10-22 10:03:36 PM
I HATE POPULAR THINGS TOO AND THE UGLIER SISTER IS THE HOTTER SISTER

There. i've saved you all a bunch of time.
 
ElusiveWookiee
2011-10-22 10:03:53 PM
When did Zooey Deschanel start getting the Nickelback treatment around here? I thought she was a Fark goddess.

I really enjoy her singing voice. I'll give this a sample and, if it doesn't suck, pick it up.
 
JasonOfOrillia
2011-10-22 10:09:02 PM
TheDumbBlonde: The older sister is gorgeous. I'd gladly kill for her face.

I'd kill for all of her, but I think we mean that in different ways.
 
100 Watt Walrus
2011-10-22 10:11:07 PM
BadReligion: Her and her wooden acting ruined Tin Man.

You and your tenuous grip on the use of pronouns make the baby jesus cry.

/Although to be fair, the same can be said for the name of her band.
 
irockalot
2011-10-22 10:11:55 PM
So hot.
 
Quantum Apostrophe
2011-10-22 10:17:17 PM
apeiron242: I HATE POPULAR THINGS TOO AND THE UGLIER SISTER IS THE HOTTER SISTER

There. i've saved you all a bunch of time.

Good, straight to the fapping now!
 
duckpoopy
2011-10-22 10:20:17 PM
That looks like utter shiat. Faux 60s style album art and the songs are inspired by old covers of christmas songs. fark you, whore.
 
PizzaJedi81
2011-10-22 10:20:29 PM
JasonOfOrillia: TheDumbBlonde: The older sister is gorgeous. I'd gladly kill for her face.

I'd kill for all of her, but I think we mean that in different ways.

I dunno...I think I get what they mean. She does have one of the prettiest faces I've ever come across.
 
PizzaJedi81
2011-10-22 10:21:43 PM
duckpoopy: That looks like utter shiat. Faux 60s style album art and the songs are inspired by old covers of christmas songs. fark you, whore.

So it's no different from, for instance, every Christmas Album ever produced?
 
Skr
2011-10-22 10:23:23 PM
The sample in the article doesn't sound bad to me. It has a very simple and understated feeling to it. Too much reverb, but other than that it was rather soothing. Heh, also her breathing could use a bit of work.

As far as Holiday music goes, I'd rather listen to that than most of the tunes over the Mall intercom systems.

I was expecting a more Deathcab for Cutie feeling; I figured Ben Gibbard had rubbed off on her.
 
ThisNameSux
2011-10-22 10:25:53 PM
New Girl is a good show, suck it.
 
RivenSilver
2011-10-22 10:28:16 PM
PizzaJedi81: duckpoopy: That looks like utter shiat. Faux 60s style album art and the songs are inspired by old covers of christmas songs. fark you, whore.

So it's no different from, for instance, every Christmas Album ever produced?

TSO begs to differ
 
PizzaJedi81
2011-10-22 10:28:40 PM
RivenSilver: TSO begs to differ

Whom?
 
GAT_00 [TotalFark]
2011-10-22 10:38:35 PM
PizzaJedi81: RivenSilver: TSO begs to differ

Whom?

Trans-Siberian Orchestra. Probably best known for that song that was playing that was synced up to that ridiculous light display on someone's house.
 
dustlesswalnut
2011-10-22 10:39:14 PM
BroVinny: BadReligion: Her and her wooden acting ruined Tin Man.

Tin Man was ruined by a lousy screenplay and inept direction, not just Deschanel's acting.

She was also in the unforgivable Hitchhiker's Guide movie.

That's the only thing I've ever seen her in, and I wasn't that impressed by her. (Or the movie.)
 
Riotboy
2011-10-22 10:40:06 PM
Needs more booty & thighs pics of ZD.

/the eyes are overrated
 
Tourney3p0
2011-10-22 10:41:44 PM
There's no way whatsoever they'll bring anything new to the table with any of these songs. It's just a cash grab, but people will eat it up because she's pretty.
 
DKinMN
2011-10-22 10:54:22 PM
BroVinny: BadReligion: Her and her wooden acting ruined Tin Man.

Tin Man was ruined by a lousy screenplay and inept direction, not just Deschanel's acting.

She was also in the unforgivable Hitchhiker's Guide movie.

I didn't think Hitchhiker's was that bad. I didn't think it was that good, either.

Could've been better. Should've been better. But, not "unforgivable".
 
The My Little Pony Killer [TotalFark]
2011-10-22 11:01:18 PM
Kenny Rogers and Dolly Parton did it best.
 
Evil Kirk vs Bad Ash
2011-10-22 11:13:40 PM
TheDumbBlonde: The older sister is gorgeous. I'd gladly kill for her face.

There are easier ways to get a pancake.
 
Crudbucket [TotalFark]
2011-10-22 11:19:09 PM
Goddamn hipsters.
 
Barakku
2011-10-22 11:48:33 PM
PizzaJedi81: duckpoopy: That looks like utter shiat. Faux 60s style album art and the songs are inspired by old covers of christmas songs. fark you, whore.

So it's no different from, for instance, every Christmas Album ever produced?

No christmas album is different from any other christmas album.
 
cygnusx13
2011-10-22 11:59:44 PM
PizzaJedi81: JasonOfOrillia: TheDumbBlonde: The older sister is gorgeous. I'd gladly kill for her face.

I'd kill for all of her, but I think we mean that in different ways.

I dunno...I think I get what they mean. She does have one of the prettiest faces I've ever come across.

I see what I think you did there.
 
Lernaeus
2011-10-23 12:00:24 AM
FirstNationalBastard: eyehate: I wish this harpy would just go away.

Not until this whole geek chic thing dies a long overdue death.

Screw you guys. Shut your whore mouths.

I need geek chicks - even pretend ones - to be cool for a while longer so I can nab a cute one.

ZD's not my cup of tea, either, but I need to get in before the Jewel and Ellen Pages are turned into cheerleader types and the Dark Ages (1980 - 1996, the height of nerd persecution) return, and, with them, the women of the Dark Ages, all pale green and bologna-scented ...
 
Lernaeus
2011-10-23 12:02:13 AM
/Jewel *Staites* and Ellen Pages, that is ...
//all toes today with the keys
 
InmanRoshi
2011-10-23 12:20:23 AM
ThisNameSux: New Girl is a good show, suck it.

You mean the one where you have four dudes living in a house and their whole world is turned upside down when a new girl moves in because she's so precocious and wears vintage dresses and makes doe eyes and biters her lower lip?

Vomit. Vomit blood.
 
e lo
2011-10-23 12:21:18 AM
apeiron242: I HATE POPULAR THINGS TOO AND THE UGLIER SISTER IS THE HOTTER SISTER

There. i've saved you all a bunch of time.

You, sir or ma'am as the case may be, are full of win.
 
PizzaJedi81
2011-10-23 12:26:39 AM
InmanRoshi: ThisNameSux: New Girl is a good show, suck it.

You mean the one where you have four dudes living in a house and their whole world is turned upside down when a new girl moves in because she's so precocious and wears vintage dresses and makes doe eyes and biters her lower lip?

Vomit. Vomit blood.

Geez, it's completely different from that.

It's only THREE dudes, thank you very much!

/my wife and I like it
 
cryophile
2011-10-23 12:45:04 AM
apeiron242: I HATE POPULAR THINGS TOO AND THE UGLIER SISTER IS THE HOTTER SISTER

There. i've saved you all a bunch of time.

She is the new awesome person to hate.
 
Forbidden Doughnut
2011-10-23 12:50:27 AM
Barakku: PizzaJedi81: duckpoopy: That looks like utter shiat. Faux 60s style album art and the songs are inspired by old covers of christmas songs. fark you, whore.

So it's no different from, for instance, every Christmas Album ever produced?

No christmas album is different from any other christmas album.

The Mojo Nixon one was different....

/ and it's tailor made for Farkers, IIRC...
 
moothemagiccow
2011-10-23 12:57:57 AM
her singing "baby it's cold outside" from elf makes me just farking melt.
 
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