FARK.com: (6667599) New robotic suit allows woman to walk, fight alien queen mothers

		New robotic suit allows woman to walk, fight alien queen mothers (dailymail.co.uk)		26
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26 Comments (+0 »)

Weaver95

2011-10-22 07:35:25 PM

now up armor that thing, give it iron man palm blasters and she's ready to hit up the NYC subway!

Shostie

2011-10-22 07:51:42 PM

The "mothers" at the end of the headline seems extraneous.

thomps

2011-10-22 09:22:07 PM

i'm trying to decide if having sex with her in that thing would be amazing or horrifying. i didn't rtfa, so excuse me if that was explained in graphic detail.

abb3w

2011-10-22 09:27:38 PM

Shostie: The "mothers" at the end of the headline seems extraneous.

Well, Fark filters the world "biatch".

Any Pie Left

2011-10-22 09:32:35 PM

Carl Lumbly not reachable for comment

s1ugg0

2011-10-22 09:33:47 PM

Greatest. Movie. Ever....

doglover

2011-10-22 09:57:07 PM

Amanda Boxtel has described the first moments after she tried on the Ekso device, named because it resembles a exoskeleton

Dear Journalist,

BAD! NO COOKIE!

Sincerely,

doglover ESQ

some_beer_drinker

2011-10-22 10:07:48 PM

Shostie: The "mothers" at the end of the headline seems extraneous.

that's just, like, your opinion, man....

doglover

2011-10-22 10:13:02 PM

Shostie: The "mothers" at the end of the headline seems extraneous.

What a NSFW alien queen mother might look like (new window)

We are not amused.

Toquinha

2011-10-22 10:44:52 PM

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/Hotlinked
//Nothing is too obscure for Fark.

Skr

2011-10-22 10:47:56 PM

thomps: i'm trying to decide if having sex with her in that thing would be amazing or horrifying. i didn't rtfa, so excuse me if that was explained in graphic detail.

She's paraplegic, so she might not feel it either way.

thomps

2011-10-22 10:56:12 PM

Skr: thomps: i'm trying to decide if having sex with her in that thing would be amazing or horrifying. i didn't rtfa, so excuse me if that was explained in graphic detail.

She's paraplegic, so she might not feel it either way.

i'm not sure how her feelings are relevant.

Unsung_Hero

2011-10-22 11:44:50 PM

thomps: i'm trying to decide if having sex with her in that thing would be amazing or horrifying. i didn't rtfa, so excuse me if that was explained in graphic detail.

Horrifying. It's programmed to create walking movements in response to queues from the non-paralyzed portions of her body, not wrap her legs around you... and that's just for missionary.

I suppose you could get her in the doggy position and then unplug the battery.

/Is it wrong that I'm more interested in getting this for myself to put inside a Stormtrooper costume to make power armour?

No Such Agency

2011-10-23 12:29:19 AM

Toquinha:
[images.wikia.com image 261x423]

Approves

/Hotlinked
//Nothing is too obscure for Fark.

Dude WTF, that is actually pretty obscure. But no, not for Fark, where we are such god damn nerds that we'd remember some lame shiat like that from a Transformers comic book from the 80's, for god's sake. fark us all sideways, especially me.

/my only redemption is that I'm posting at midnight because I actually managed to reproduce recently, and sleep is thus a thing of the past.

adammpower

2011-10-23 12:33:28 AM

Toquinha: [images.wikia.com image 261x423]

Approves

/Hotlinked
//Nothing is too obscure for Fark.

Came here for this, leaving satisfied

The_Time_Master

2011-10-23 12:49:04 AM

adammpower: Toquinha: [images.wikia.com image 261x423]

Approves

/Hotlinked
//Nothing is too obscure for Fark.

Came here for this, leaving satisfied

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