Workers of the world UN...err..there is nothing to see there, just keep working.

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How 'bout "Occupy Tiananmen?" That has a nice ring to it?

I have a feeling that unless they can keep their hollow and fracturing economy from returning their "middle class" back to subsistence farming, the word "occupy" is going to be the least of China's concerns.

Well (REDACTED)me in the(REDACTED). They do that in China? Who knew.

Capitalism requires a free, complete flow of information, so... *gigantic bong hit* Communism requires impediments to information.

Hmm... It seems Fox News has more in common with China than they would care to admit.

It was kind of funny. Last week the CCP was pushing: "see how deeply flawed the American economic system is? They're protesting and having all kinds of civil unrest. Good thing China is great and doesn't have these problems!".

Then the people went "Wait, hey a lot of things they're protesting apply to us too!"

CCP: "What movement?"

it's times like these that I realize living in a country with nut balls who stock up on guns because descent is the highest form of patriotic is far better than living in a country with a bunch of pussies who won't even go so far as to tweet loudly to try to stop the government from filtering their internet access.

Weaver95: all SAP jobs I code for China will,from now on, have 'Occupy Bejing' somewhere in the comments field....

Find plausible reasons to use the word occupy in most of your variables.

So now Republican politicians agree with Communists. Color me shocked.

I was in China when the Tibetans were demonstrating. Had CNN World on in my hotel room one morning, and before the lead in to the story was out of the anchor's mouth, the screen went black and stayed that way, coming back as the next segment began.

Stupidly, I left my iPod in my room every day. It never worked right again and caused all sorts of bizarre problems with any computer system I connected it to. Finally dawned on me what probably happened when a co-worker told the tale of what happened when he left his laptop in his room.

These are some sneaky, fetus soup eating, forcibly aborting evil motherfarkers.

depmode98: it's times like these that I realize living in a country with nut balls who stock up on guns because descent is the highest form of patriotic is far better than living in a country with a bunch of pussies who won't even go so far as to tweet loudly to try to stop the government from filtering their internet access.



A lot of good those guns do them, and us. They yammer on and on about needing their guns lest government become oppressive. The only time they shut up about it is when they balthering about how oppressive government is. Yet they do nothing. They're pussies, they actually worship authority in the form of law enforcement and the military.

The real reason they love those guns is the hope that someday they get to shoot an unarmed black kid for breaking into their house.

The Chinese government. A bunch of greasy, paranoid, greedy, weaselly little excuses for human beings.

Just like Wall St Bankers.

I don't give a shiat about Tibet.

Captain_Ballbeard: depmode98:


A lot of good those guns do them, and us. They yammer on and on about needing their guns lest government become oppressive. The only time they shut up about it is when they balthering about how oppressive government is. Yet they do nothing. They're pussies, they actually worship authority in the form of law enforcement and the military.

The real reason they love those guns is the hope that someday they get to shoot an unarmed black kid for breaking into their house.

QFT

Weaver95: all SAP jobs I code for China will,from now on, have 'Occupy Bejing' somewhere in the comments field....

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Hey Chinese coders. Theres this thing going on called Occupy. Your govt is hiding this info from you. You should really start rebelling.
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Weaver95: all SAP jobs I code for China will,from now on, have 'Occupy Bejing' somewhere in the comments field....

Okay! That's why I liked you!

[REDACTED] Chinese toddler, [REDACTED] by not 1 but 2 van drivers. 18 passers-by left the [REDACTED] toddler for [REDACTED].

Sounds like "Yahoo" right here in the good ol' USA of A.

depmode98: it's times like these that I realize living in a country with nut balls who stock up on guns because descent is the highest form of patriotic is far better than living in a country with a bunch of pussies who won't even go so far as to tweet loudly to try to stop the government from filtering their internet access.

Descent - wouldn't that be the "lowest form" of patriotic I don't know even.....

I remember when the Chinese would have loved OWS, and American business couldn't wait to open up China because of all the crap we'd be able to sell those suckers.

/Oh well. At least China and American business turned out okay.

So, we should type "0ccupy" instead of "Occupy"?

Captain_Ballbeard: I was in China when the Tibetans were demonstrating. Had CNN World on in my hotel room one morning, and before the lead in to the story was out of the anchor's mouth, the screen went black and stayed that way, coming back as the next segment began.

Stupidly, I left my iPod in my room every day. It never worked right again and caused all sorts of bizarre problems with any computer system I connected it to. Finally dawned on me what probably happened when a co-worker told the tale of what happened when he left his laptop in his room.

These are some sneaky, fetus soup eating, forcibly aborting evil motherfarkers.

are you saying someone came in your room and put spyware on your laptop? ive been here ten years and nothing like that has ever happened to me.

If this doesn't make clear whose side of the class war the Chinese government and Communist Party are on, nothing will.

Nice powderkeg they're sitting on. It will be a bloody mess when it goes up.

Tennozan: Sounds like "Yahoo" right here in the good ol' USA of A.

depmode98: it's times like these that I realize living in a country with nut balls who stock up on guns because descent is the highest form of patriotic is far better than living in a country with a bunch of pussies who won't even go so far as to tweet loudly to try to stop the government from filtering their internet access.

Descent - wouldn't that be the "lowest form" of patriotic I don't know even.....


Now you know. And knowing is half the battle.

I tried redacting with a woman once.....It wasn't too exciting.

antron: How 'bout "Occupy Tiananmen?" That has a nice ring to it?

Don't you mean square?

Wait a minute. Don't the Chinese Communists want to see American Capitalism fall?

Notabunny: I have a feeling that unless they can keep their hollow and fracturing economy from returning their "middle class" back to subsistence farming, the word "occupy" is going to be the least of China's concerns.

Yup

anuran: Wait a minute. Don't the Chinese Communists want to see American Capitalism fall?

Where have you been the last 15 years?

Weaver95: zetar: Weaver95: all SAP jobs I code for China will,from now on, have 'Occupy Bejing' somewhere in the comments field....

Okay! That's why I liked you!

you should see all my job schedules...I named all my internal calendar rules 'rule34', or variations of the same.

I know 'rule 34' but I don't know what 'internal calendar rules' are. I write in C++ or C#. I don't think I could work for SAP without... no, I definitely couldn't work for SAP and we'll just leave it at that.

PlatinumDragon: If this doesn't make clear whose side of the class war the Chinese government and Communist Party are on, nothing will.

Nice powderkeg they're sitting on. It will be a bloody mess when it goes up.

The worst part is how long it takes to get all the citizen out of the tank treads with the pressure washer.

The Chinese government has always been scared shiatless that any sort of protest due to the potential to spiral out of control and lead to full on revolution and anarchy. This is why they are censoring.

This is where farkers get off their high horses. Because if revolution happens in China, the economy will go to shiat in China, and the US (and world, obviously) economy will go to shiat. You think it is in your interest to cheer agianst the CCP? Get real and welcome to the real world.

Fallout Boy: The Chinese government has always been scared shiatless that any sort of protest due to the potential to spiral out of control and lead to full on revolution and anarchy. This is why they are censoring.

This is where farkers get off their high horses. Because if revolution happens in China, the economy will go to shiat in China, and the US (and world, obviously) economy will go to shiat. You think it is in your interest to cheer agianst the CCP? Get real and welcome to the real world.

Why would the Chinese economy going in the crapper affect the U.S. negatively?

BarbadoSlim: Fallout Boy: The Chinese government has always been scared shiatless that any sort of protest due to the potential to spiral out of control and lead to full on revolution and anarchy. This is why they are censoring.

This is where farkers get off their high horses. Because if revolution happens in China, the economy will go to shiat in China, and the US (and world, obviously) economy will go to shiat. You think it is in your interest to cheer agianst the CCP? Get real and welcome to the real world.

Why would the Chinese economy going in the crapper affect the U.S. negatively?

Because we wouldn't be able to buy cheap Chinese shiat from Wal-Mart anymore?
It would hurt for a little bit, but then the factories would move to India/Vietnam/other 3rd world country.

depmode98: it's times like these that I realize living in a country with nut balls who stock up on guns because descent is the highest form of patriotic is far better than living in a country with a bunch of pussies who won't even go so far as to tweet loudly to try to stop the government from filtering their internet access.

Without those nut balls we might well BE in a country with filtered internet access like China, though it's not fair to say they're just a bunch of pussies or that changing the censorship policy would be so easy as tweeting aggressively.

Imagine if they tried to keep up with teenage slang... the list of normal words being blocked would be enormous...

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