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MBK [TotalFark]
2011-10-22 12:51:27 PM
I thought MLB said "No" to Dirk tossing out the first pitch?
 
Mentat [TotalFark]
2011-10-22 01:16:17 PM
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Jamdug! [TotalFark]
2011-10-22 01:47:53 PM
Nice H/L.
 
EnviroDude [TotalFark]
2011-10-22 02:13:46 PM
A+
 
DeWayne Mann
2011-10-22 04:20:24 PM
MBK: I thought MLB said "No" to Dirk tossing out the first pitch?

They changed their mind when everyone pointed out that that was retarded of them.
 
zerkalo
2011-10-22 04:54:42 PM
+1
 
Lt. Cheese Weasel
2011-10-22 05:18:04 PM
MBK: I thought MLB said "No" to Dirk tossing out the first pitch?
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Dirk said take dat wit chu....and Selig folded like LeBron in the 4th qtr.

/Dirk
 
Captain Steroid [TotalFark]
2011-10-22 05:23:59 PM
Is this the Game 3 thread?
 
Lt. Cheese Weasel
2011-10-22 05:36:34 PM
Captain Steroid: Is this the Game 3 thread?

Pregame nipple tweaking thread.
 
teto85 [TotalFark]
2011-10-22 05:40:16 PM
Idiots living in Texas?

Sorry, did not mean to repeat myself.
 
Lt. Cheese Weasel
2011-10-22 05:54:35 PM
teto85: Idiots living in Texas?

Sorry, did not mean to repeat myself.

In the face of such crushing razor wit, What can one do?. It's, it's just toooo much......no, really.
 
skinink
2011-10-22 06:19:57 PM
Fark the NBA for taking the awesome story of Dirk, Cuban and the Mavs finally getting a championship against the Evil Empire of the Miami Heat, and totally pissing all over that by not being able to avoid dropped games. I was looking forward to watching Mavs games this season.
 
Lt. Cheese Weasel
2011-10-22 07:36:30 PM
WHAR? WHAR IS WS THREAD?
 
Lt. Cheese Weasel
2011-10-22 07:43:25 PM
Well fark it.....this is WS thread.
 
Rex_Banner [TotalFark]
2011-10-22 07:44:50 PM
Lt. Cheese Weasel: WHAR? WHAR IS WS THREAD?

It gets posted in like 5 minutes
 
Lt. Cheese Weasel
2011-10-22 07:46:03 PM
Rex_Banner: Lt. Cheese Weasel: WHAR? WHAR IS WS THREAD?

It gets posted in like 5 minutes

danke
 
TheOther
2011-10-22 07:52:01 PM
I'm surprised that any business here in Texas will let a striking union member appear on screen.

Fark Selig and MLB for their dipshiat solidarity with David Stern.
 
jdjoker
2011-10-22 08:15:10 PM
TheOther: I'm surprised that any business here in Texas will let a striking union member appear on screen.

Fark Selig and MLB for their dipshiat solidarity with David Stern.

The players aren't on strike; they are locked out. IIRC the last American major sport strike was the MLBPA in 1994.
 
Five Tails of Fury
2011-10-22 08:59:43 PM
This headline is awesome. Subby, I love you.

In a manly not-romantic kind of way, of course, if you're a guy.


/if you're a girl, please have my kids
 
varmitydog
2011-10-22 09:21:29 PM
I wonder if they will boo the shrub.
Here's George Bush! He ripped you off with an eminent domain scam, he started and lost the Iraqi war, and he played a huge part in ruining the American economy! What do you say, Texas Rangers fans?
 
Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener [TotalFark]
2011-10-22 09:35:31 PM
Okay, THAT headline is boss.

+1
 
Di Atribe
2011-10-23 12:20:12 AM
varmitydog: I wonder if they will boo the shrub.
Here's George Bush! He ripped you off with an eminent domain scam, he started and lost the Iraqi war, and he played a huge part in ruining the American economy! What do you say, Texas Rangers fans?

We say it's baseball and not the politics tab so STFU and watch some farking baseball already. Not EVERYTHING requires a political statement nor does everyone care to hear your political opinion at all times.
 
Dinty Moore's Law
2011-10-23 01:57:34 AM
LOL
Subby, here.
Had second thoughts after submitting this.
Came home from work and was pleasantly surprised at seeing this thread.
Thanks for the greenlight, and all of the kind comments.

You Farkers are the best.
 
summersa74
2011-10-23 07:11:54 AM
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Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener [TotalFark]
2011-10-23 10:30:03 AM
Dinty Moore's Law: LOL
Subby, here.
Had second thoughts after submitting this.
Came home from work and was pleasantly surprised at seeing this thread.
Thanks for the greenlight, and all of the kind comments.

You Farkers are the best.

Excellent work, mammajamma, and don't be afraid to trust your gut with great headlines like this - cheers!
 
skrame
2011-10-23 03:52:51 PM
Di Atribe: varmitydog: I wonder if they will boo the shrub.
Here's George Bush! He ripped you off with an eminent domain scam, he started and lost the Iraqi war, and he played a huge part in ruining the American economy! What do you say, Texas Rangers fans?

We say it's baseball and not the politics tab so STFU and watch some farking baseball already. Not EVERYTHING requires a political statement nor does everyone care to hear your political opinion at all times.

Doesn't the headline make a political statement? This thread should be in the politics tab!
 
Di Atribe
2011-10-25 11:43:51 AM
skrame: Doesn't the headline make a political statement? This thread should be in the politics tab!

No, it does not make a political statement. It makes a JOKE. Like "ha ha," as in the corners of your mouth curl upwards and you feel amusement, joy, a tiny little happy bubbling up through your brain! It's fun! More people should try it.
 
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