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(MSNBC)   Actual headline: "Lohan's second trip to morgue is a success." Reality: She's still alive   (today.msnbc.msn.com) divider line 27
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2011-10-22 10:34:58 AM  
Photo in TFA would suggest otherwise
 
2011-10-22 10:45:06 AM  
R.I.P. Hot Lindsay.



www.latestmusicbox.com


And by the looks of it... R.I.P. to every version of Lindsay any day now....
 
2011-10-22 10:45:34 AM  
It's very strange to see a meth head in designer clothes.
 
2011-10-22 10:50:21 AM  
She probably spends most of her time looking for her career.
 
2011-10-22 10:54:12 AM  
Which part of her chemical cocktail causes the bruising and swelling?

She looks like she's had a few rounds against Mike Tyson.
 
2011-10-22 10:55:55 AM  
She should be put to work washing bodies
 
2011-10-22 11:16:57 AM  
Good lord, she looks like she was reanimated in there.
 
2011-10-22 11:25:33 AM  
Was her anus remarkable?
 
2011-10-22 11:29:54 AM  

Sock Ruh Tease: Was her anus remarkable?


Only for looseness. Otherwise unremarkable.
 
2011-10-22 12:00:10 PM  
Looks like the movie Dead Heat was prophetic in that Los Angelinos would start getting reanimated and that Joe Piscopo and Treat Williams' careers would be done after the film.
 
2011-10-22 12:16:22 PM  

MBrady: So the original judge's order was 360 hours at the women's shelter and 120 hours at the morgue.

Where was that reduced to ZERO hours at the shelter and 16 hours at the morgue?


It was after the sloppy beej she gave him.
 
2011-10-22 12:17:03 PM  

MBrady: So the original judge's order was 360 hours at the women's shelter and 120 hours at the morgue.

Where was that reduced to ZERO hours at the shelter and 16 hours at the morgue?



I don't think the 120 hr total has changed -- she just has to do 16 of those before 11/2 when she meets with the judge again.
 
2011-10-22 12:20:32 PM  

PizzaJedi81: MBrady: So the original judge's order was 360 hours at the women's shelter and 120 hours at the morgue.

Where was that reduced to ZERO hours at the shelter and 16 hours at the morgue?

It was after the sloppy beej she gave him.


Hasn't the judge always been a woman? I mean, I guess she could be a pre-op tranny or something....
 
2011-10-22 12:23:00 PM  
Great! Doing what you're supposed to do is somehow worthy of praise!
 
2011-10-22 12:23:20 PM  

coeyagi: PizzaJedi81: MBrady: So the original judge's order was 360 hours at the women's shelter and 120 hours at the morgue.

Where was that reduced to ZERO hours at the shelter and 16 hours at the morgue?

It was after the sloppy beej she gave him.

Hasn't the judge always been a woman? I mean, I guess she could be a pre-op tranny or something....


Beej, taco-tasting...whatever. :-)
 
2011-10-22 12:24:11 PM  

oryx: Great! Doing what you're supposed to do is somehow worthy of praise!


Remember, this is Lindsay Lohan we're talking about. Her acting anywhere NEAR normal is praiseworthy...kinda like teaching a dog to sit.
 
2011-10-22 12:26:12 PM  

oryx: Great! Doing what you're supposed to do is somehow worthy of praise!


Really? She'll get no praise from my me. My dick isn't going to suck itself.
 
2011-10-22 12:27:39 PM  

Fluorescent Testicle: Which part of her chemical cocktail causes the bruising and swelling?

She looks like she's had a few rounds against Mike Tyson.


Those aren't bruises and she's not swollen. She just can't afford a makeup artist anymore. That's just what she looks like when she has to do things for herself.
 
2011-10-22 12:38:31 PM  

MBrady: So the original judge's order was 360 hours at the women's shelter and 120 hours at the morgue.
Where was that reduced to ZERO hours at the shelter and 16 hours at the morgue?


They threw her out of the woman's shelter because she kept skipping. Try to keep up. You're obviously not spending enough time thinking about LL.
 
2011-10-22 12:39:09 PM  

cryinoutloud: You're obviously not spending enough time thinking about LL.


He probably is...it's just a different, mustier thinking that what you imagine.
 
Skr
2011-10-22 12:52:32 PM  
For something like this to really set in, you'd need to strip her completely, tag her toe, and put her on the tray of one of the corpse coolers. Push her into the wall, shut the door, and let her lay in the icy cold inky blackness.

This is death. For you. Not just seeing some lifeless slabs of meat around you.

It can be easy to disassociate yourself from composed corpses in a morgue or funeral home. To be shoved into an insanity breeding isolation from the rest of the world is a bit more difficult to shrug off.

Burying her alive in a coffin would be another idea.

www.gorestruly.com
 
2011-10-22 02:36:28 PM  

crab66: R.I.P. Hot Lindsay.



[www.latestmusicbox.com image 350x500]


And by the looks of it... R.I.P. to every version of Lindsay any day now....


So, in that iconic Lohan picture, who's leg is in the background?? I've seen that a hundred times and only just now noticed it!
 
2011-10-22 04:23:21 PM  
did axl rose play in The people under the stairs?
 
2011-10-22 05:38:51 PM  
I thought she def/fer was sure going to jail this time after she couldn't find the morgue (even though she already did this same thing)?
 
2011-10-22 08:30:47 PM  
She needs a foot-long hot Italian sausage in her mouth.

/preferably mine
 
2011-10-22 11:07:56 PM  

urban.derelict: She needs a foot-long hot Italian sausage in her mouth.

/preferably mine


Snaggle toothed meth using bag 'o' antlers. Tread gingerly and bring band-aids just in case.
 
2011-10-23 04:37:07 AM  
I keep seeing that same photo of her from the hearing, and I'm curious: why are her cheeks so dark? Did she decide to wear a ridiculously dark blush for some reason, or is there something else going on there?
 
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