Oops! I accidentally set up a system by which I could profit and screw over other people! What a mistake! Boy, do I have egg on my face or what?

It pains me to try and think this one through as she obviously did. I'm trying to get far enough into it to get to the point she decided this was 'ok and going to work'.

She looks unsure if she should spit or swallow.

mrpants5587: Interrupted Infinitum: He put it all in the banana stand didn't he?

+1

/came for reference

And now you've got a bit of a mess on your hands.

/you'd be surprised at some of your phrasing

That is quite a basket you have there.

Bobbi Jean Farrell, 34, is charged with racketeering, two counts of falsifying official documents and four counts of theft by taking for filching about $3,000 over a three-month period.

I will NEVER understand people basically throwing their lives/reputations/careers for what basically amounts to "pennies" in the grand scheme of life.

If the crime doesn't set me up to live like a 1%'e,r on a tropical paradise without an extradition treaty with the U.S., for the rest of my life, and without anyone getting hurt; then it isn't worth my time.

heavymetal

This is how you do it right. Court clerk stole $2 million. "The majority of the money was sent to the Dominican Republic where it was used to build a piano bar called the Evaluis." Bad luck for her, she got caught before she could retire to the Caribbean.