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(Daily Mail) Scary Men who view internet porn are more likely to be unable to perform with real women. I thought being unable to perform with a real woman was the whole reason for viewing internet porn   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 351
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FirstNationalBastard [TotalFark]
2011-10-21 10:44:12 PM
Hey, it isn't the poor man's fault that real women are so prissy and uptight that they won't introduce midgets, farm animals, and DVDA into the bedroom.
 
dahmers love zombie [TotalFark]
2011-10-21 11:05:50 PM
'Erotic words, pictures, and videos have been around a long while, but the Internet makes possible a never-ending stream of dopamine spikes,' said Marnia Robinson, the author of the report.

'Today's users can force its release by watching porn in multiple windows, searching endlessly, fast-forwarding to the bits they find hottest, switching to live sex chat, viewing constant novelty, firing up their mirror neurons with video action and cam-2-cam, or escalating to extreme genres and anxiety-producing material. 'It's all free, easy to access, available within seconds, 24 hours a day, seven days a week,' she said.


Hey, if watching transmidget breathplay suspension latex granny horse porn cam 2 cam 24/7 is wrong, I don't wanna be right.
 
Goodfella
2011-10-21 11:15:39 PM
Talk about the ultimate 'chicken and the egg'.
 
farkstallone55 [TotalFark]
2011-10-21 11:17:20 PM
Which came first? The porn or the chronic masterbater?
 
Quasar [TotalFark]
2011-10-21 11:17:30 PM
In all fairness, there's a difference between being unable to perform with a real woman and unable to find a real woman with whom to perform.

Thank god for that internet porn.

www.atlnightspots.com
 
Ed Finnerty [TotalFark]
2011-10-21 11:18:14 PM
When you consider that entertainment/celibrity news is porn for women, the parallels between the sexes become clear.
 
GiraffeWaffles
2011-10-21 11:19:20 PM
I find this article extremely hard to fap to.
 
KoolerThanJesus
2011-10-21 11:19:58 PM
I watching porn right now, so I'm getting a kick out of these replies.
 
mrEdude
2011-10-21 11:20:04 PM
bullshiat.

internet porn teaches you what to farking do when you're with a real woman.


something i never had growing up.
 
Cpl.D
2011-10-21 11:20:49 PM
Watch a lot of porn, try it in real life, only to learn real life don't work that way.

"Look, honey! I learned this sexy move from some foreign porno. It's called 'Rolling Germans'."

E-ward bill: $2,200
 
picodenico
2011-10-21 11:21:33 PM
Gonna have to disagree with that one.
 
dahmers love zombie [TotalFark]
2011-10-21 11:21:57 PM
OK, I really have to ask something. Does anyone out there watch porn "in multiple windows"? I mean, sure, you might watch one video while another one downloads enough to not overrun its buffer, but two or more windows?
 
mekkab
2011-10-21 11:22:13 PM
Ed Finnerty: When you consider that entertainment/celibrity Nail Polish news is porn for women, the parallels between the sexes become clear.

FTFY.


/the MakeupAlley forum is interesting because they use the subject line as the entire post, so the whole thing nests within one page...
//how does it make you feel that vapid make-up obsessed wimmins optimized the FARK out of the nested comment paradigm?!?!
///My kind may have built the intertrons, but they ownz it
 
urban.derelict
2011-10-21 11:22:15 PM
It's true, once I found out the internets had pr0n there was no need for this 'woman' thing.
 
farkstallone55 [TotalFark]
2011-10-21 11:22:26 PM
FirstNationalBastard: Hey, it isn't the poor man's fault that real women are so prissy and uptight that they won't introduce midgets, farm animals, and DVDA into the bedroom.

Whoa! DVDA shot! So, you up for some sushi?
 
minitrue noram
2011-10-21 11:23:02 PM
firetrucks don't stop for red lights!
 
Quasar [TotalFark]
2011-10-21 11:24:03 PM
Cpl.D: Watch a lot of porn, try it in real life, only to learn real life don't work that way.

"Look, honey! I learned this sexy move from some foreign porno. It's called 'Rolling Germans'."

E-ward bill: $2,200

I know Chris Benoit is from Canada but his last match doesn't count as foreign porn.
 
HMS_Blinkin
2011-10-21 11:24:57 PM
It's a vicious cycle.
 
Genevieve Marie [TotalFark]
2011-10-21 11:25:28 PM
mrEdude: bullshiat.

internet porn teaches you what to farking do when you're with a real woman.


something i never had growing up.

Yeesh. I'd like to think you're joking. Because if you're not... yeesh.
 
fluffy2097
2011-10-21 11:25:42 PM
Internet porn usually gives me ideas, or instructions. Not to mention the right internet porn can help out the missus too.

/maybe i just have the right girlfriend?
 
Cpl.D
2011-10-21 11:26:50 PM
Quasar: I know Chris Benoit is from Canada but his last match doesn't count as foreign porn.

Nope, not it. Similar, but not it. Google forgives you anyway. ^^
... rolling germans predate entertainment wrestling.
 
diaphoresis
2011-10-21 11:26:56 PM
dahmers love zombie: Hey, if watching transmidget breathplay suspension latex granny horse porn cam 2 cam 24/7 is wrong, I don't wanna be right.

They have that?! Quick! To teh internets!
 
Valarius
2011-10-21 11:27:07 PM
Porn teaches me that fingers and tongue are more useful than anything else to bring her in a long, slow orgasm.
 
Ed Finnerty [TotalFark]
2011-10-21 11:27:19 PM
*celebrity
 
cmunic8r99 [TotalFark]
2011-10-21 11:28:59 PM
upload.wikimedia.org
 
Nuclear Monk
2011-10-21 11:29:24 PM
dahmers love zombie: OK, I really have to ask something. Does anyone out there watch porn "in multiple windows"? I mean, sure, you might watch one video while another one downloads enough to not overrun its buffer, but two or more windows?

I find tabs are more efficient...like a long 'to do' list.
 
diaphoresis
2011-10-21 11:29:24 PM
Valarius: Porn teaches me that fingers and tongue are more useful than anything else to bring her in a long, slow orgasm.

Really?? I just use a polish sausage on a power drill....
 
Baron Von Supercock
2011-10-21 11:30:01 PM
dahmers love zombie: OK, I really have to ask something. Does anyone out there watch porn "in multiple windows"? I mean, sure, you might watch one video while another one downloads enough to not overrun its buffer, but two or more windows?

In multiple tabs, like God intended
 
mekkab
2011-10-21 11:30:02 PM
Valarius: Porn teaches me that fingers and tongue are The Hitachi Magic Wand is more useful than anything else to bring her in a long, slow quick, fast orgasm.

FTFY.


/where the fark are you priorities?! Get in, get out. Hit it then quit it.
 
Third_Uncle_Eno
2011-10-21 11:30:16 PM
Genevieve Marie [TotalFark] Quote 2011-10-21 11:25:28 PM
mrEdude: bullshiat.

internet porn teaches you what to farking do when you're with a real woman.


something i never had growing up.

Yeesh. I'd like to think you're joking. Because if you're not... yeesh.

Genevieve....... I was going to comment on that, but you worded it 10x better than I ever could. +1.
 
Sabyen91 [TotalFark]
2011-10-21 11:30:44 PM
mrEdude: bullshiat.

internet porn teaches you what to farking do when you're with a real woman.


something i never had growing up.

Dude, most women DON'T like alligator clips on their nipples.
 
DrZiffle
2011-10-21 11:31:54 PM
It's in Psychology Today, so it must be true.
 
Nuclear Monk
2011-10-21 11:32:09 PM
Sabyen91: mrEdude: bullshiat.

internet porn teaches you what to farking do when you're with a real woman.


something i never had growing up.

Dude, most women DON'T like alligator clips on their nipples.

But oh those magical few who do...
 
gaslight [TotalFark]
2011-10-21 11:32:35 PM
What's a real woman? Is that like a "Real Doll"?
 
Codenamechaz [TotalFark]
2011-10-21 11:33:09 PM
Sabyen91: mrEdude: bullshiat.

internet porn teaches you what to farking do when you're with a real woman.


something i never had growing up.

Dude, most women DON'T like alligator clips on their nipples.

Then those are the wrong women
 
Sabyen91 [TotalFark]
2011-10-21 11:33:19 PM
Nuclear Monk: Sabyen91: mrEdude: bullshiat.

internet porn teaches you what to farking do when you're with a real woman.


something i never had growing up.

Dude, most women DON'T like alligator clips on their nipples.

But oh those magical few who do...

Except they expect reciprocation.
 
Cpl.D
2011-10-21 11:33:22 PM
Nuclear Monk: But oh those magical few who do...

Yeah, tell me about it. Just don't try a rolling germans. Seriously. The e-ward costs are too damned high!
 
a2pfunk
2011-10-21 11:33:23 PM
farkstallone55: Which came first? The porn or the chronic masterbater?

Pretty sure he came on the porn.
 
Summer Glau's Love Slave
2011-10-21 11:34:17 PM
I can quit any time I want.

*whistles*

*jingles pocket change*

Yep, any time I want.

/Time to check Busty Asian Beauties.
//Hello, Nurse.
 
Nuclear Monk
2011-10-21 11:34:24 PM
As for the headline...well...certainly not RIGHT after viewing it.I usually need a nap first.
 
bukketmaster
2011-10-21 11:36:17 PM
So are the women in porn not real? Because those are some damn good computer-generated effects.
 
minitrue noram
2011-10-21 11:36:38 PM
wait, didn't Science prove that all men use porn? is the entire gender dysfunctional with women? and does that lead to further questions about women's contributions to it?
 
farkingismybusiness
2011-10-21 11:37:08 PM
Max Hardcore taught me everything I need to know about relationships.
 
vegasj
2011-10-21 11:37:52 PM
hmmmm... doubtful.
 
doglover [TotalFark]
2011-10-21 11:38:06 PM
skepticsannotatedbible.com
 
Sabyen91 [TotalFark]
2011-10-21 11:38:11 PM
farkingismybusiness: Max Hardcore taught me everything I need to know about relationships.

Oh, jeez.
 
picodenico
2011-10-21 11:38:36 PM
farkingismybusiness: Max Hardcore taught me everything I need to know about relationships.

Max Headroom taught me everything I need to know about life.
 
RivenSilver
2011-10-21 11:38:46 PM
We need to stop reading the Daily Mail. What a stupid farking rag.
 
Harry_Seldon
2011-10-21 11:39:34 PM
KoolerThanJesus: I watching porn right now, so I'm getting a kick out of these replies.

kinky
 
a2pfunk
2011-10-21 11:40:57 PM
A few posters in this thread are either non-native English speakers or are typying with one hand.
 
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