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(TMZ) Sad There's nothing more shameful than having to apologize to Snooki. Nothing   (tmz.com) divider line 35
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2011-10-21 10:47:51 PM
What about having to apologize to Snooki for sticking it into her pooper?
 
2011-10-21 10:48:47 PM
Worse than waking up with Snooki?
How about losing a debate to Snooki?
 
2011-10-21 10:50:23 PM
except maybe misspelling "apologize".
 
2011-10-21 11:30:39 PM
SilentStrider: except maybe misspelling "apologize".

[thats_the_joke.jpg]

/not subby
//no clue if that's actually the joke
 
2011-10-22 12:04:06 AM
At least they're gonna make up for it by never ever publishing a story about Snooki again.

"We would also like to inform you that upon your request we will no longer use nor refer to you, your name, your likeness, nor your image."
 
2011-10-22 01:53:43 AM
I'm pretty sure that waddling, tanned attentions whores shouting "OMG! every 30 minutes isn't really a viable industry.
 
2011-10-22 06:12:34 AM
jaylectricity: At least they're gonna make up for it by never ever publishing a story about Snooki again.

"We would also like to inform you that upon your request we will no longer use nor refer to you, your name, your likeness, nor your image."


Best thing they could ever do...cut 'em off from the press they so desperately want. :)
 
2011-10-22 06:31:09 AM
jaylectricity: At least they're gonna make up for it by never ever publishing a story about Snooki again.

"We would also like to inform you that upon your request we will no longer use nor refer to you, your name, your likeness, nor your image."


I think it's awesome. Dare her to turn the attention whore down to zero.

In other news, Snooki makes $120,000 PER EPISODE. Keep rewarding the fail, America. Yo, MTV raps.
 
2011-10-22 07:08:34 AM
That's right, apologize....

i55.tinypic.com
 
2011-10-22 07:37:23 AM
I'd fark her. Really.
 
2011-10-22 07:40:08 AM
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2011-10-22 08:30:54 AM
Nuclear Pancake: I'd fark her. Really.

in the pooper?
 
2011-10-22 08:49:38 AM
In other news, Snookie has a legal team?
 
2011-10-22 09:16:58 AM
Nuclear Pancake: I'd fark her. Really.

I wonder when she's gonna try to outdo Houston.

The Snookie 720? 750?

/Okay, I threw up in mouth a little...
//Ew
 
2011-10-22 09:26:38 AM
Snooki's mother needs to apologize the human race for f'ing up the gene pool like that.
 
2011-10-22 09:34:59 AM
And the coup de grace -- "We would also like to inform you that upon your request we will no longer use nor refer to you, your name, your likeness, nor your image."

Boom. Snooki wins by knockout.


So will the rest of us if every other media outlet does the same.

Boom. Snooki wins by knockout

We all win when she gets knocked out. Someone post the Snooki getting punched vid.
 
2011-10-22 10:43:09 AM
wrenchboy: And the coup de grace -- "We would also like to inform you that upon your request we will no longer use nor refer to you, your name, your likeness, nor your image."

Boom. Snooki wins by knockout.

So will the rest of us if every other media outlet does the same.

Boom. Snooki wins by knockout

We all win when she gets knocked out. Someone post the Snooki getting punched vid.


Ahh yes, the classic "I hate hearing about this person so much I'm going to read an article about them and then write a post to let everyone know how much I hate hearing about them".
 
2011-10-22 10:50:21 AM
Meh. Meatball problems.
 
2011-10-22 11:27:10 AM
SilentStrider: except maybe misspelling "apologize".

I see no misspelling.
 
2011-10-22 11:57:48 AM
When is she going to apologize for the countless lives she's raped by her feckless existence?

When is she going to officially start charging for sex?

When is she going to start dying of some ungodly combination of VDs?

NEXT.... on Geraldo.
 
2011-10-22 12:36:25 PM
The Numbers: Ahh yes, the classic "I hate hearing about this person so much I'm going to read an article about them and then write a post to let everyone know how much I hate hearing about them".

Never said I hate them. They are just fun to beat on. Try it sometime
 
2011-10-22 12:48:53 PM
mycathatesyou: SilentStrider: except maybe misspelling "apologize".

I see no misspelling.


www.90s411.com
There she is!
 
2011-10-22 01:26:06 PM
A "crippling" apology?

Unless you're apologizing for crippling someone or your act of contrition involves severing your own spine that doesn't really make sense.

/had hopes they were apologizing for knee-capping Ms. Snooki. Hallmark makes a card for that.
 
2011-10-22 01:54:45 PM
mycathatesyou: SilentStrider: except maybe misspelling "apologize".

I see no misspelling.


The ugly stupid hooked on phonics ZEEEE! The slashy, zaggy bumpkin ZEEE!

/not apologising.
 
2011-10-22 02:12:30 PM
Nuclear Pancake: I'd fark her. Really.

Brah, you sound desperate. That's all I have to say.

/REALLY, REALLY desperate.
//For that, pr0n's a better option.
 
2011-10-22 03:25:46 PM
I recently learned she's in pistachio commercials.
Why would it seem like a good idea to associate any food product with Snooki unless your product is circus peanuts?

/seriously wtf?
//and do the Winkelvoss (sp) really need money bad enough to do pistachio commercials as well?
 
2011-10-22 05:56:25 PM
barefoot in the head: mycathatesyou: SilentStrider: except maybe misspelling "apologize".

I see no misspelling.

The ugly stupid hooked on phonics ZEEEE! The slashy, zaggy bumpkin ZEEE!

/not apologising.


You sound British.

Link (new window)
 
2011-10-22 07:07:47 PM
The My Little Pony Killer: barefoot in the head: mycathatesyou: SilentStrider: except maybe misspelling "apologize".

I see no misspelling.

The ugly stupid hooked on phonics ZEEEE! The slashy, zaggy bumpkin ZEEE!

/not apologising.

You sound British.

Link (new window)


You mean English? It wouldn't read the same in Welsh, now would it? In contrast you may call your language Qwik e -speek, or Redd-i-gab, or E-Z-Yak, but leave English to the English speakers. I'm not from England, by the way.
 
2011-10-22 07:41:35 PM
barefoot in the head: The My Little Pony Killer: barefoot in the head: mycathatesyou: SilentStrider: except maybe misspelling "apologize".

I see no misspelling.

The ugly stupid hooked on phonics ZEEEE! The slashy, zaggy bumpkin ZEEE!

/not apologising.

You sound British.

Link (new window)

You mean English? It wouldn't read the same in Welsh, now would it? In contrast you may call your language Qwik e -speek, or Redd-i-gab, or E-Z-Yak, but leave English to the English speakers. I'm not from England, by the way.


You keep missing the part where both spellings are legit. I'll leave you to your pedantic masturbation now.
 
2011-10-22 09:44:57 PM
Snooki's acceptance speech at the 2017 Emmy awards: "I personally believe...that U.S. Americans are unable to do so because some people out there in our uh, nation don't have maps and our edge..education like such as in South Africa and Dierack and everywhere like such as...and I believe they should...our education over here in the U.S. should help the U.S. or should help South Africa........
 
2011-10-22 10:32:41 PM
The My Little Pony Killer: barefoot in the head: The My Little Pony Killer: barefoot in the head: mycathatesyou: SilentStrider: except maybe misspelling "apologize".

I see no misspelling.

The ugly stupid hooked on phonics ZEEEE! The slashy, zaggy bumpkin ZEEE!

/not apologising.

You sound British.

Link (new window)

You mean English? It wouldn't read the same in Welsh, now would it? In contrast you may call your language Qwik e -speek, or Redd-i-gab, or E-Z-Yak, but leave English to the English speakers. I'm not from England, by the way.

You keep missing the part where both spellings are legit. I'll leave you to your pedantic masturbation now.


Appearance on a self-confirming US website is not legitimacy. Refusing to accept the hooked-on-phonics version of English is not masturbatory, it is English.
 
2011-10-22 10:48:13 PM
You can take one look at her and assume that she is beneath you. And you would be right.
 
2011-10-22 10:48:17 PM
museamused: I recently learned she's in pistachio commercials.

Honey badger don't give a sh*t.
 
2011-10-22 11:05:17 PM
FirstNationalBastard: What about having to apologize to Snooki for sticking it into her pooper?

Call it a hunch, but I don't think you need to apologize for that.
 
2011-10-23 11:49:02 AM
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/would hit it, even if she looked like this
//like the fist of an angry god
///old, no votey
//fine Italian ass
/bunk, I'll be in it
 
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