He should have gone to the Scientology center. They know how to handle those types.

"What would you do with this machete and can of gasoline?" is a pretty good test of mental stability.
Kudos for the medical center for thinking outside the box.

Did he threaten anyone with those items or did he just happen to be holding them while someone pissed him off?

When a can of gasoline is making demands, you better listen.

Ah, how life immitates House.

airplayne: When a can of gasoline is making demands, you better listen.

He really hates these cans! Stay away from the cans!

"Machete don't test"

doglover: [chanarchive.org image 360x322]

Photograph of the suspect.

"I'll kill you all! I wanna kill everything in sight! Dethklok rules! Happy birthday Murderface!" *fwoosh*

Why did the can of gasoline demand... wait... how does a can of gasoline demand anything?

Don't you need a lighter or match instead of a machete to be effective?

LordOfThePings: airplayne: When a can of gasoline is making demands, you better listen.

He really hates these cans! Stay away from the cans!

I came in to ask if anyone else was wondering what a can of gasoline was doing making demands. Sup bro.

GDubDub: LordOfThePings: airplayne: When a can of gasoline is making demands, you better listen.

He really hates these cans! Stay away from the cans!

I came in to ask if anyone else was wondering what a can of gasoline was doing making demands. Sup bro.

buncha jewish grammer nazis!

ArkAngel: House did it

Came here to say this. Good episode!

The machete is wielding a man? huh?

If the subject of TFA was upset for the reasons I think, I sympathize. I've had a lab refuse to release test results that I was paying for out of pocket to me.

I had to pay a urologist another $100 to tell me that "no spermatozoa seen" - subject to repeat testing - meant that the vasectomy was successful. I guess he needed to translate "spermatozoa" to "sperm cells" because I'm too goddamned stupid to figure that out myself.

/I'm paying for this microphone test, Mr. Moderator Lab asshole
//You can have my semen analysis when you pry it from my warm, sticky fingers.
///Insert "shooting blanks" joke here.

AndreMA: If the subject of TFA was upset for the reasons I think, I sympathize. I've had a lab refuse to release test results that I was paying for out of pocket to me.

I had to pay a urologist another $100 to tell me that "no spermatozoa seen" - subject to repeat testing - meant that the vasectomy was successful. I guess he needed to translate "spermatozoa" to "sperm cells" because I'm too goddamned stupid to figure that out myself.

/I'm paying for this microphone test, Mr. Moderator Lab asshole
//You can have my semen analysis when you pry it from my warm, sticky fingers.
///Insert "shooting blanks" joke here.

You sound sterile


...and fat.

Having dealt with hospitals before I get where he's coming from.

I can't say I approve of his actions, but I get where his head is at.

Genta: GDubDub: LordOfThePings: airplayne: When a can of gasoline is making demands, you better listen.

He really hates these cans! Stay away from the cans!

I came in to ask if anyone else was wondering what a can of gasoline was doing making demands. Sup bro.

buncha jewish grammer nazis!

Hey! Who you callin' Jewish?

Dead Island is a true story?