I wonder what drug(s) he was on?

exorcisterminator


*BLAM* *BLAM* *BLAM* *BLAM* *BLAM* *BLAM* *RATATATATATATATAT* *BOOM*

"Dis house... is cleeuh."

Englebert Slaptyback: exorcisterminator


*BLAM* *BLAM* *BLAM* *BLAM* *BLAM* *BLAM* *RATATATATATATATAT* *BOOM*

"Dis house... is cleeuh."

Well done.

davidphogan: I wonder what drug(s) he was on?

Who said meth? There's no rule that says a central Washington resident "yelling and acting out" because "the Lord told him to" has to be on meth. Many people in central Washington have nothing better to do than yell and act out, y'know.

Notabunny: Many people in central Washington have nothing better to do than yell and act out, y'know.

Isn't the White House dead center?

Clete Orris: Notabunny: Many people in central Washington have nothing better to do than yell and act out, y'know.

Isn't the White House dead center?

That may explain a few things

Oh lordy don't let it get on the curtains!

"The Lord told him to"

Well, it does sound like something Christ would do.

Jesus said, "Let the little children come to me, and do not hinder them, for the kingdom of heaven belongs to such as these." - Matthew 19:14

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: exorcisterminator

That sounds like some brand of Worchestershire sauce gone horribly wrong.

Or an awesome band name...

Fark, I can't believe the Bellingham Herald made it on fark. Damn it.

How's the fishing in Moses Lake?

Okay, what did she kidnap the children *for*?

Blood sacrifice and skull-offering? That's Khorneate cult behavior. Heresy.

Perversions most foul? Slaneshi cultist behavior: Heresey.

Did she expose them to terrible diseases? Nurgle-ish behavior, i suppose, though generally people come to Nurgle much later in life... still, Heresy.

Was there seemingly no reason? Tzneech, this is all part of one of their plans. Also Heresy.

My reccomendation: Report her to the commisariat for summary execution.

Yep. Schizophrenia makes a person due odd stuff.

They should have called

there isn't enough scifi that indulges demonic possession or similar

Deputies found Soares near Arlington Drive and Patton Boulevard, and when he saw deputies he picked up the two boys and ran, Ponozzo said.

Soares was caught after a short chase.

Well duh. Have you ever tried to run from the cops with a kid under each arm? I'll tell you, it ain't easy.

And I was looking for this really old written Q & A bit about how to tell if you have a demon in your house, but all Google fetches for "is it a demon" are SERIOUS pages. *facepalm*

Fool_Marquis: Okay, what did she kidnap the children *for*?

Sex. Duh.

The entire house is DORKSIDED!!

My ex-girlfriend's family accused me of being possessed by demons. What a weird experience. Has this happened to anyone else? I mean, granted this was like five years ago. But still, it was 2006 then.

You read that right. In 2006, grown ups earnestly accused a man of being possessed by demons. It's enough to make your head spin round and round and round until you projectile vomit on a priest.

bugontherug: "My ex-girlfriend's family accused me of being possessed by demons.... Has this happened to anyone else? I mean, granted this was like five years ago. But still, it was 2006 then."

Ooooh! CSB time:

Around 1990 we lived in this old farmhouse in rural northeastern Missouri. (an experience I don't recommend.) Anyhoo, there was this weird bible-thumping couple who was employed by our landlord to mow the huge lawn with a tractor & bush-hog. He'd mow a little while, while his loony wife prayed & blubbered on the lawn for about 20 minutes, then she'd hop on the tractor & mow while he had a bit of the ol' pray & blubber... They went in shifts like this until they finished the lawn.

One day they pulled up in big pickup truck and unloaded a variety of crap literally on our doorstep. Small furniture, a box of jewelry, odd household appliances, etc., and an afghan. The woman insisted we take the stuff, saying that it was all formerly owned by her ex who was cursed by the devil and so his stuff was, by extension, also cursed. They had to be rid of the stuff or their souls would be damned. I said "soooo... the stuff is cursed by the devil... and you're bringing it HERE?" She went onto explain that she had made the afghan and her cult... erm... "church" members spent all night praying over it so it would make the curse null and void. I guess we weren't in the mood to get into an argument with this big bag o' crazy, so I just said "whatever" & they left the stuff there. Next day it all went to dump, except for a gold ring I found in the jewelry box.

I once had the distinct pleasure of hearing her husband perform his "hymns" that he made up on the fly while he played a $49 Casio keyboard. The keyboard tooted away through it's 3" speaker while he ham-fisted his way through warped chords never heard before, his eyes rolled back in his head as he served as a conduit through which his demented lyrical whhhargarbl flowed. It was something special. And I mean in a crash-helmet wearing sort of way.

minitrue noram: there isn't enough scifi that indulges demonic possession or similar

no, because ten seasons of godawful Stargate:SG1 taught us nothing about damn snakeheads.

Except Jaffah, KREE!