I would have went with "Michigan restaurant unveils $2000 burger, enough to feed 3 TFers "

Speak for your own fatass self, subby. I eat a Wendy's Jr cheeseburger and I'm full.

Ugh, every time someone does this I lose a part of my appetite for burgers... There's abso-farking-lutely no way in hell that thing tastes any good due to the massive thickness of the patty. I'll guarantee the outside is pretty close to charcoal while the inside is somewhere near well done, which is 2 levels overdone for a good burger.

Do the kids come with it?

Hold the bun, please. I'm on a diet.

Michigan restaurant unveils 338 pound burger, enough to feed up to 3 TFers

Your milage may vary.

.. or subby's mom.

*mileage

Spell check doesn't help if your typo is a real word.

and they'll still find a way to lose to App State.

Meanwhile, in Africa....

/shiat...meanwhile in our own damn country.

shiat like this is why the rest of the world hates us.

Nicely done subby.

doglover: 2, tops. Or .5 TFettes.

Or one fatass douchebag on TeeVee. Just sayin'....

I heard it comes with a starving child from a third-world country for you to shiat on when you're done.

Some Random Fat Guy: Meanwhile, in Africa....

/shiat...meanwhile in our own damn country.

Meanwhile in Africa, they've had 5,000 more years to develop culture than the US did. What's their excuse?

The First Four Black Sabbath Albums: I heard it comes with a starving child from a third-world country for you to shiat on when you're done.

Good - those little bastards are annoying. Always popping up on my TV when I'm trying to watch shiat. Complete with some whiny moog trying to tell me that I can help them for less than a cup of coffee. If it's that cheap, why don't they just get a job?

Just because it can be done doesn't mean it should be done. If that guy just wanted to waste all that food, take it down to the homeless shelter and feed everyone in there.

ThisNameSux: Do the kids come with it?

Those were extra kids that weren't use in the making of the burger

The First Four Black Sabbath Albums: I heard it comes with a starving child from a third-world country for you to shiat on when you're done.

Maybe if those starving children had pulled on their bootstraps and gotten useful degrees, instead of standing around with their palms out like the lazy entitled socialists that they are, there wouldn't be shiat falling on their heads.

I have donated like 4 old pairs of work boots to poor person charities, so don't give me that nonsense about them not having bootstraps.

/A few of the pairs didn't even have holes in the heel.

Smeggy Smurf: Some Random Fat Guy: Meanwhile, in Africa....

/shiat...meanwhile in our own damn country.

Meanwhile in Africa, they've had 5,000 more years to develop culture than the US did. What's their excuse?

You can't eat culture? What is their excuse for starving? No good freeloaders especially what with all the help Europeans gave them from around 1600 to 1840.

Iczer: the inside is somewhere near well done, which is 2 levels overdone for a good burger.

With any ground meat, you want to cook it to 160+ degrees. That means most ground beef is going to look well done.

Plastic Trash Vortex: The First Four Black Sabbath Albums: I heard it comes with a starving child from a third-world country for you to shiat on when you're done.

Maybe if those starving children had pulled on their bootstraps and gotten useful degrees, instead of standing around with their palms out like the lazy entitled socialists that they are, there wouldn't be shiat falling on their heads.

I have donated like 4 old pairs of work boots to poor person charities, so don't give me that nonsense about them not having bootstraps.

/A few of the pairs didn't even have holes in the heel.

Too good to keep your boot straps at home are you? I donate all my old straps(that's what we call them in the biz) to americans that need them.

Clara Peller unavailable for comment?

Are there really 3 TFers so large they could handle this.

I really hope NOT.

Ok, so it looks like the patty is one piece, cooked in an oven like a giant meatloaf, after 22 hrs in the oven, it has to be charcoal. Does the record state the burger must be a single patty? I'd do em up in oversize pizza pans, maybe 36 inches in diameter, and 2-3 inches thick, and stack em up until you get to your 350 lb record weight or whatever. No way that thing tastes remotely good after being in an oven for 22 hours.

Smeggy Smurf: Some Random Fat Guy: Meanwhile, in Africa....

/shiat...meanwhile in our own damn country.

Meanwhile in Africa, they've had 5,000 more years to develop culture than the US did. What's their excuse?

Tribal warfare, famine, drought, being enslaved (multiple times), major cities raided by ambitious Europeans. Ya'know...minor stuff like that.

They shouldn't allow constructed world records unless its a building or bridge or a damn or some farking thing of significance.. Guess what? If someone someone makes a 20 foot needle with a 300 pound spool of thread, someone will come along and make a 21 foot needle with a 301 pound spool of thread.

framitz: Are there really 3 TFers so large they could handle this.

I really hope NOT.

A TFer could indeed make short work of this, but they're unlikely to be able to afford both the crane rental to get them out of their mom's basement to enjoy such a burger, or the three-wall removal that would enable their mom to drive them to the restaurant.

Tantalus, eat your heart out.

I thought that Guinness stopped taking feats of extreme gluttony and mega cooking in order to discourage waste and self-injury.

OK, what's his (T)FARK handle?

Some Random Fat Guy: Tribal warfare, famine, drought, being enslaved (multiple times), major cities raided by ambitious Europeans. Ya'know...minor stuff like that.

would you like some cheese to go with that wine?

TheFlannelAvenger: Ok, so it looks like the patty is one piece, cooked in an oven like a giant meatloaf, after 22 hrs in the oven, it has to be charcoal. Does the record state the burger must be a single patty? I'd do em up in oversize pizza pans, maybe 36 inches in diameter, and 2-3 inches thick, and stack em up until you get to your 350 lb record weight or whatever. No way that thing tastes remotely good after being in an oven for 22 hours.

That way they could put layers of cheese & bacon between each patty.

Why did the headline change from 'TFers' to 'Totalfarkers'?

In unrelated news, the three kids pictured next to the burger have mysteriously vanished.

In more unrelated news, consumers of the burger have found bones with terrifyingly large bite marks on them, and part of a striped, black and pink shirt.

bluorangefyre: I can only imagine that Denny's Beer Barrell Pub is hard at work on making a 339-lb. burger. They will not be outdone!

/live 20 miles from there
//no I have not tried to commit suicide... er, eat a 3-lb. burger yet

Is that the place from Man Vs. Food where they brought in something like 40 people to go at a 190 lb burger and they still couldn't get through it?

/Unless they're feeding a battalion of returning troops with this bad boy it seems extremely futile.