Because People in power are Stupid: Who are these people and why are they on my television?

That's Kim Kardashian.
And her butt's sooo big, when she sits around your television, she REALLY sits around your television.

Why is she famous again? She couldn't even do porn right.

If you wee to see these cat faced idiots in real life you would yell PIXELS!! PIXELS!!! I call fake! You can see the pixels.

Humphries is like baby huey lite.

I would fix dat ass

Diogenes: GreenAdder: Slives: Isn't there a phrase about how the man marries a woman for who she is and the woman marries a man for who she thinks she can turn him into?

Diogenes: If you believe that this whole thing is anything other than a complete setup, you're a fool.

Do you mean Slives's post?

No, not at all. I think this marriage was conceived in the producers' minds, not Kim and Kris' hearts as it were. Ratings are ratings, even for "reality" programming. I don't watch them, but I've always assumed they're all fake.

But remember it's the GAYS who are threatening the sanctity of marriage!

That's why you don't marry a guy that doesn't have a job.

The-Brain: Why is she famous again? She couldn't even do porn right.

Preach it brother! There are a lot better amateur porn slut out there far more deserving of that fame.

of course, Ive come to think of these people as the new Gabor sisters.

The Kardashians are like some weird post-modern performance art troupe.

Jonathan Hohensee: The Kardashians are like some weird post-modern performance art troupe.

Or, to be more correct, a extranarrative post-medium form of communication that's a consequence of our own pots-modernity.

Cerebral Knievel: The-Brain: Why is she famous again? She couldn't even do porn right.

Preach it brother! There are a lot better amateur porn slut out there far more deserving of that fame.

of course, Ive come to think of these people as the new Gabor sisters.

Hey! Eva did NOT deserve that! Zsa Zsa, okay. But not Eva.

/Actually, I don't think Zsa Zsa did, either, but a case could be made.
//Wait, did you mean the Kardashians, or the porn sluts, god bless 'em?

hailin: I have the same problem. I gain all my weight in my hips and thighs. I'd never be caught dead wearing those trousers on the high end of my weight range.

You sound fat.

Diogenes: GreenAdder: Slives: Isn't there a phrase about how the man marries a woman for who she is and the woman marries a man for who she thinks she can turn him into?

Diogenes: If you believe that this whole thing is anything other than a complete setup, you're a fool.

Do you mean Slives's post?

No, not at all. I think this marriage was conceived in the producers' minds, not Kim and Kris' hearts as it were. Ratings are ratings, even for "reality" programming. I don't watch them, but I've always assumed they're all fake.

Why would you automatically think that? People get married for horrible reasons or come to quickly regret getting married all the time "in real life". Doesn't have to have anything to do with reality TV.

Blocked at work...would someone be so kind as to post the pics? I couldn't care less about the story.

why are these people still happening?

hailin: The only problem I have with all this is her outfit. SO UGLY! It makes her look fat, not nice a curvy like some of her outfits do.

I have the same problem. I gain all my weight in my hips and thighs. I'd never be caught dead wearing those trousers on the high end of my weight range.

I can never seem to make up my mind if I think she's pretty in a curvy way or just a trumped up lumpy troll with too much makeup.

The only problem I have with all this is her outfit

The only problem I have with all this is that her ginormous ass isn't pounding my upper thighs and pelvis into tenderized meat slabs as she violently bounces up and down on my schlong.....for 30 seconds anyway...

LL316: Block

Not much to see. I tried to post it but it was too large and got rejected.

hailin: The only problem I have with all this is her outfit. SO UGLY! It makes her look fat, not nice a curvy like some of her outfits do.


Trousers? I am old, and even I don't say "trousers". Do you also say britches, knee-pants, or knickerbockers?

ten foiled hats: Cerebral Knievel: The-Brain: Why is she famous again? She couldn't even do porn right.

Preach it brother! There are a lot better amateur porn slut out there far more deserving of that fame.

of course, Ive come to think of these people as the new Gabor sisters.

Hey! Eva did NOT deserve that! Zsa Zsa, okay. But not Eva.

/Actually, I don't think Zsa Zsa did, either, but a case could be made.
//Wait, did you mean the Kardashians, or the porn sluts, god bless 'em?

The Kardashians are the new Gabor sisters.. there were three of them as well and I would Also agree that of all of them, Eva was the most personable and talented of the lot.
But I make the comparison because the Gabor sisters were pretty much famous for being famous as well, But it was a different time back then, and we actually demanded that our celebrities have some kind of marketable talent. So they did a couple of movies a piece, did the talk show circuit, married well. Eva had the TV show, but mostly they were "it" girls that were known more for partying then actually doing anything. Three Gabors, three Kardashians.

and back then, if your naughty nethers showed up on celluloid, it would kill your career instead of giving it a push.

And i'll raise my beer mug to the porn sluts with you

Um what?

A source added, "The show ["Kourtney & Kim Take New York"] is wrapping, so they all have been packing up. Kris is headed to Vegas with Kim for her birthday weekend." Kim's rep declined to comment.

So the whole post is "here's a story about how they're breaking up, but it was a fake story, but we'll repost it anyway, with some other details, but this is a fake story."

And have you ever tossed a heavy box, and it gets caught on your ring? I knew a guy who lost a finger that way. I personally don't care if their "marriage" was over the day after they got paid for the wedding pictures, but the guy could have just taken off his ring, while he was toting boxes.

Speaker2Animals: LL316: Blocked at work...would someone be so kind as to post the pics? I couldn't care less about the story.

No. I couldn't care less about the whole worthless shiatload of that family, so any attempt to look at the pics of that fat slag would cause me to violently expel whatever was in my stomach.

Your post made me sing the following in my head.

Fat Slag in a little coat
Fat slag in a liiiiittle cooooat

rka: Diogenes: GreenAdder: Slives: Isn't there a phrase about how the man marries a woman for who she is and the woman marries a man for who she thinks she can turn him into?

Diogenes: If you believe that this whole thing is anything other than a complete setup, you're a fool.

Do you mean Slives's post?

No, not at all. I think this marriage was conceived in the producers' minds, not Kim and Kris' hearts as it were. Ratings are ratings, even for "reality" programming. I don't watch them, but I've always assumed they're all fake.

Why would you automatically think that? People get married for horrible reasons or come to quickly regret getting married all the time "in real life". Doesn't have to have anything to do with reality TV.

Because she made something like $60million off of a wedding to a man she was dating for 6 months when he "proposed" and 2 months after the wedding there are divorce rumors, which is great for her tabloid career.

How much longer do we have to endure the myth that the Kardashians are fascinating in any way?

Thinking that problems in a relationship go away with a wedding is moronic.

What she needs to do is get pregnant.

Whiskey Priest: Thinking that problems in a relationship go away with a wedding is moronic.

What she needs to do is get pregnant.

well, that will ABSOLUTELY guarantee that He will never leave her.

What the fark is this?!




People really find her out of this world attractive? Really? If you don't think you could go to any big college campus and find ten girls more attractive than her, you are an idiot.

/farking tools
//yea yea, big gross butt...dat ass...whatever

monoski: LL316: Block

Not much to see. I tried to post it but it was too large and got rejected.

Well played....

Bukharin: Because People in power are Stupid: Who are these people and why are they on my television?

That's Kim Kardashian.
And her butt's sooo big, when she sits around your television, she REALLY sits around your television.

For some reason, I read that in Weird Al's voice

SweetRoisinDubh: That and (brace yourselves) some people don't ever wear their wedding rings! I know, I'm shocked too.

Do you think that "celebrities" could just be farking with us?

"You know what I'm going to do today? I'm going to take OFF my wedding ring, lend it to [unmarried celebrity]--- then I'm going on vacation without my mate for a week, then I'm going to put my wedding ring back on!! It will be sooo funny. I should make about $10,000 off that."

SnakeMan: Because People in power are Stupid: Who are these people and why are they on my television?

Why is your television tuned to E! in the first place? You see, you can change the channel anytime you like!

Yeah dude! I mean turn to one of the news stations and you'll see...oh, they're all over that too. Well how about the regular primetime channels...oh, they're there as well.

Well when in doubt, there is always Far- Oh come on! Why are these people everywhere?!

I always take off my ring whenever I do any kind of heavy lifting, physical work, anything like that. It's a safety thing, not to mention I kinda like the diamonds where they are: in the damn unscratched-and-undented ring. I actually rarely wear my ring. I absolutely hate wearing jewelery of any kind, so I reserve it for special occasions. My wife forgets to put hers on quite often, too. She doesn't freak out about it and neither to I. Why? Because our love for one another is deeper than a farking hunk of gold. People always ask with absolute horror when they see one of us without it and are deeply confused when we nonchalantly say, "oh, must've forgotten it/didn't feel like wearing it." It's like they think it's the love version of the farking Green Lantern ring, like everything you have with it on goes away when you take it off.

That said, they probably are done. I can't stand this stupid mentality that marriage is some magical thing that is going to change everything. Your taxes will be slightly lower. That's it. The changes come from your mentality. Married, engaged, dating, it doesn't matter, relationships require work from two people who are willing to analyze themselves as well as one another and do that work. Not a concept I'd ever expect someone who hasn't discernibly worked a day in her life to get.

/First time I've ever posted in a Kardashian thread.
//Still trying to figure out why I even peeked inside it.

millsapian87: Diogenes: GreenAdder: Slives: Isn't there a phrase about how the man marries a woman for who she is and the woman marries a man for who she thinks she can turn him into?

Diogenes: If you believe that this whole thing is anything other than a complete setup, you're a fool.

Do you mean Slives's post?

No, not at all. I think this marriage was conceived in the producers' minds, not Kim and Kris' hearts as it were. Ratings are ratings, even for "reality" programming. I don't watch them, but I've always assumed they're all fake.

But remember it's the GAYS who are threatening the sanctity of marriage!


And that's the ball game folks..

JudgeSmails: why are these people still happening?

Why do you think saying "happening" is still happening?