"Billy Corgan, Smashing Pumpkins."

"Homer Simpson, smiling politely."

Anyone got the Robot Chicken sketch on the this?

Pumpkins are squashes.

Well if you're bored then you're boring.

Gourdheads...

/no idea how many times my dad used that term.

When I was a kid, some kids thought it would be a rand prank to toss a mannequin off an overpass onto a car.
Well, the first try, mind you, they missed.
It landed in front of the car and the driver ran it over, with no time to stop.
The driver thought it was a suicide and had a heart attack and died, driving into the wall of the tunnel and killing his passenger, his wife.
So, yeah, there might be some circumstances where the LEOs would have a legitimate beef with the kids for this.
Me? I'd just shoot them.
With a super soaker full of skunk juice.
Then make them eat peanuts.
Peanuts kill kids. I read it in a flyer sent home with one.

Uncle Wiggly: No problem, you little sociopaths. Start small and work your way up to your weakest friend, the one you call "Piggy".

Or "Mr. Highway"

pffft what a waste of pumpkins save em for punkin chunkin!!!!!

The My Little Pony Killer: This thread is perfect for a reposting of that.

I would say some of the best threads you will ever read are behind teh scenes.
You need ultra fark for that, but dayum, I lot a lot of sleep staying up and reading some of those threads.
One or two times a year, that $5 is worth more than a fin.

Cythraul: This kind of 'pass-time,' seems to be getting more and more popular every year. I do not find these kinds of 'pranks' funny, not in the slightest. These kids should be charged with attempted murder.

yep, I know a young lady here in Ohio that was killed by one of those 'pranks' when some bored kids thought tossing stuff over the bridge was fun

downstairs
>>> Cythraul: This kind of 'pass-time,' seems to be getting more and
>>> more popular every year. I do not find these kinds of 'pranks'
>>> funny, not in the slightest. These kids should be charged with
>>> attempted murder.

Agreed. Throwing snowballs at cars was something essentially harmless we did as kids. Throwing pumpkins could kill someone easily.

Be glad you don't live in D.C.

Of course, some pumpkins are more deadly than others...

BeerBear: Cythraul: This kind of 'pass-time,' seems to be getting more and more popular every year. I do not find these kinds of 'pranks' funny, not in the slightest. These kids should be charged with attempted murder.

yep, I know a young lady here in Ohio that was killed by one of those 'pranks' when some bored kids thought tossing stuff over the bridge was fun

And I hear there's been some trouble up on choctaw ridge...

This reminds me of the time i had a pickup full of pumpkins on Halloween night. I met my step brother and gave him a car full and while our friends drove up and down a one mile stretch of road we threw the pumpkins out of the windows. The street was littered with busted pumpkins when we were finished.

The next afternoon my mother came home from work and the first thing she asked us is " What do you boys know about all those pumpkins busted on Duck Creek road?". All we could do is laugh and she said she knew it had to be us that did it.


/good times

This article names names:
http://www.kcrg.com/news/local/Five-Teenagers-Charged-in-Pumpkin-Inci d ent-on-I-380-132288803.html

$11k damage to the mini-van, and a *lot* of people around here have volunteered to take these kids out of the gene pool. The speed limit on the interstate is 70 mph. The pumpkin passed through the windshield/roof and smacked the driver on the head.

Lone Stranger: This reminds me of the time i had a pickup full of pumpkins on Halloween night. I met my step brother and gave him a car full and while our friends drove up and down a one mile stretch of road we threw the pumpkins out of the windows. The street was littered with busted pumpkins when we were finished.

The next afternoon my mother came home from work and the first thing she asked us is " What do you boys know about all those pumpkins busted on Duck Creek road?". All we could do is laugh and she said she knew it had to be us that did it.

Wow, that IS exciting.You two rascally kids -- your Mom was in on it the entire time!

reminds me of the time the kids were hanging pumpkins off the bridge with a rope tied to them at night-- an 18 wheeler hit one, the pumpkin went into the trucks windshield and the rope pulled the kid's arm off. They charged the driver with armed robbery.. YEEEEEOOOOOOWWWW!!!

This is news?

Fark, even?

I have a sad.

Police state, I mean homeland, we are.

Nannies.

;)

P.S. Ooh-ooh, he's/she's/it's a dick.

Tbh when I was 16/17 I never threw random junk off an overpass at oncoming cars because I knew the danger; I must not have been part of the cool crew. Just throw them in jail, it'll keep the roads safer

Skyred: Tbh when I was 16/17 I never threw random junk off an overpass at oncoming cars because I knew the danger; I must not have been part of the cool crew. Just throw them in jail, it'll keep the roads safer

Shoot'em, right?