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(TC Palm) Florida New Jersey man arrested in coffee house rampage after ripping off shirt and spewing espresso. Cops suggest decaf   (blogs.tcpalm.com) divider line 18
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Degenerate Monkey
2011-10-21 10:07:33 AM
New Jersey and Florida came together to make this happen. Touching.

/Sounds like mushrooms
 
fifthhorseman
2011-10-21 10:07:42 AM
"I said extra foam!"

/surprisingly good Uwe Boll movie
 
Fear the Clam
2011-10-21 10:19:06 AM
Obligatory (new window)
 
Hassan Ben Sobr
2011-10-21 10:23:27 AM
Decaf, eh? He FACED!
 
Hawnkee
2011-10-21 10:23:45 AM
www.thegreatcornholio.com
 
SDRR
2011-10-21 10:42:35 AM
Degenerate Monkey: New Jersey and Florida came together to make this happen. Touching.

/Sounds like mushrooms

The place is crawling with those douchebags. Why can't they just stay in NJ, I mean it's such a nice place.
 
KrispyKritter
2011-10-21 10:51:20 AM
SDRR: Degenerate Monkey: New Jersey and Florida came together to make this happen. Touching.

/Sounds like mushrooms

The place is crawling with those douchebags. Why can't they just stay in NJ, I mean it's such a nice place.

there's the pot calling the kettle
 
jmadisonbiii
2011-10-21 10:51:45 AM
blogs.tcpalm.com

"I am the Great Cornholio! I come from Lake Titicaca! M-heh heh, yeah, Titicaca! Titty-kaka!"
 
The Irresponsible Captain
2011-10-21 10:52:00 AM
A security camera still of the poor man:

forgecode.net

This isn't Yemeni! It's Sulawesi! And the cup's shaking I don't want my coffee shaking!

Of course I've been up all night! Not because of caffeine it was insomnia I couldn't stop thinking about coffee I need a nap. Coffee time!
 
Timford5356
2011-10-21 10:59:53 AM
If New Jersey and Florida had a kid...what would we call it?
 
SweetSaws
2011-10-21 11:09:25 AM
Hawnkee: [www.thegreatcornholio.com image 420x516]

Heh heh heh heh heh
 
lehmac
2011-10-21 11:34:11 AM
The best part of waking up is the cops kickin your butt

/we secretly replaced his egular coffee with folgers crystal meth. Lets see if anyone notices the difference.
 
subaudio
2011-10-21 11:35:18 AM
I've driven by Port St. Lucie on I-95. What a terrible smell that place has. That's probably what made him barf.
 
H31N0US
2011-10-21 11:45:19 AM
Bedminster is money. This kid's probably a trust funder with nothing to do but drink all day.
 
SDRR
2011-10-21 12:21:35 PM
KrispyKritter: SDRR: Degenerate Monkey: New Jersey and Florida came together to make this happen. Touching.

/Sounds like mushrooms

The place is crawling with those douchebags. Why can't they just stay in NJ, I mean it's such a nice place.

there's the pot calling the kettle

www.allsandiegocomputerrepair.com
 
ramen_for_all
2011-10-21 01:32:42 PM
www.biglolz.com


Caffeine is a hell of a drug
 
StoPPeRmobile
2011-10-21 02:20:12 PM
samir.tv
 
Fark Me To Tears [TotalFark]
2011-10-22 01:28:37 AM
Timford5356: If New Jersey and Florida had a kid...what would we call it?

Arizona?
 
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