they're mistaken. I heard this happened over at the In -N- Out.

/low hanging

scottydoesntknow: Theaetetus: Arevalos, 41, was with the San Diego Police Department for 18 years before being fired earlier this year when the charges -- including assault under the color of authority, sexual battery by restraint, false imprisonment and soliciting or receiving a bribe -- were filed.

Defense lawyer Jan Ronis, in his opening statement, told jurors they should keep an open mind because the women were under the influence of alcohol at the time, which "skewed" both their perception of events and their memories.

So, the defense's strategy is not to say it never happened, but that they were drunk while he fingerbanged them on duty while threatening them with jail time.

That isn't going to get them very far.

Ahhh yes, the old "They were asking for it" defense. That should go smoothly

Clearly, they were dressed like sluts.

Cop math:

Finger a woman in exchange for letting her out of a DUI + no one dies = 20 years hard time;

Summarily execute a handcuffed man lying face down on the platform of a subway station = a few months in the state pen, plus benefits.

"All right....up against the wall & spread 'em!"

namatad: I am SO confused.
this is a cop, on trial, 21 felony counts, faces 20 years in prison?

WTF!@#@!@!~@!@

FINALLY!!!
they caught the one bad cop!!

Don't get excited there, Punky. The trial's not over yet. He'll get off.

Wanted for questioning:

This has happened a few times around the country. He isn't getting 20 years.

/gotta love a girl with random DNA that isn't her in the underwear.

Theaetetus

So, the defense's strategy is not to say it never happened, but that they were drunk while he fingerbanged them on duty while threatening them with jail time.

That isn't going to get them very far.

Wasn't it 2 months ago where 2 cops admitted to rape and where subsequently found Not Guilty?

The DA's more likely to throw the case than not.

MattyBlast: "All right....up against the wall & spread 'em!"

Field cavity search. 'Cause, you just can't be to careful.

/because Burger King was closed

Bad Lieutenant approves

I think I saw Ron Jeremy is in this movie.

"Was that wrong? Should I not have done that?"

grrrr.....

http://www.google.com/imgres?q=bad+lieutenant+keitel&start=26&num=10& h l=en&safe=off&gbv=2&biw=1366&bih=553&tbm=isch&tbnid=mOP7tiKMvF_8hM:&im grefurl=http://www.totalfilm.com/features/7-very-bad-movie-dads/the-li eutenant-harvey-keitel&docid=SgxCFPQ0FSnoBM&imgurl=http://cdn.mos.tota lfilm.com/images/t/the-lieutenant-harvey-keitel--630-75.jpg&w=630&h=43 9&ei=pJmhTsGpE6qPsQKdiNWZBQ&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=419&vpy=252&dur=855&hov h=187&hovw=269&tx=131&ty=151&sig=106710934330106745189&sqi=2&page=2&tb nh=153&tbnw=239&ndsp=12&ved=1t:429,r:1,s:26

Were moustache rides involved?

I wonder if they're hiring?

scottydoesntknow: Ahhh yes, the old "They were asking for it" defense.

My ex is currently using that one at his trial for assault on a female (me).

/there're still 7-11's out there?

See, this is why I keep my trophies in the little wooden box in my air conditioner. Who would keep them at the farking police station?

Its like they want to take all the fun out of being a cop. Next they won't be aloud to beat confessions out of people any more.

stuffy: Its like they want to take all the fun out of being a cop. Next they won't be aloud to beat confessions out of people any more.

So they'll have to do it silently? That seems ineffective.

He ended up rubbing her private parts in a 7-Eleven bathroom, according to the prosecutor.

He was just doing a cavity search!

Dick Tracy's Crimestoppers Notebook:
1. Disable/turn off dashcam before propostioning female suspect..
2. Convienence stores have video. Disable/turn off/ take recording.
3. Destroy all evidence that could be used against you.
4. Nearing elections, research candidates .to see if any are going to be tough on crime (especially public employees).
5. Deny everything, even when presented with a grand jury subpeona.

justanotherfarkinfarker: /gotta love a girl with random DNA that isn't her in the underwear.

Funny thing is that I read that line in TFA about the unidentified male DNA in her panties and all I could think was that the defense is going to run with that plus the alcohol.

"She was drunk and promiscuous. The activity between the two was strictly consensual. My client is guilty of nothing more than bad judgement and sex-addiction, for which he is receiving counseling and treatment. He's as much the victim here as anyone."

MattyBlast: "All right....up against the wall & spread 'em!"

Hopefully, he'll have 2 decades of his cellie telling him that.
farkin pig.

scottydoesntknow: Hope you're able to nail the farker to the wall.

Thanks! Yeah, at first he was trying to say he didn't do it, wasn't there. I guess he forgot that my (much larger than him) neighbor ran over and pulled his ass off of me and just might be presented as a witness...

/sorry, I come to fark to try to laugh, but this is all that's on my mind right now.
//debbie downer

Paging CruiserTwelve... CruiserTwelve to the white courtesy phone...

<b><a target="_blank" href="http://www.fark.com/comments/6664298/72532473#c72532473">CapeFea rCadaver</a>:</b> <i>scottydoesntknow: Hope you're able to nail the farker to the wall.

Thanks! Yeah, at first he was trying to say he didn't do it, wasn't there. I guess he forgot that my (much larger than him) neighbor ran over and pulled his ass off of me and just might be presented as a witness...

/sorry, I come to fark to try to laugh, but this is all that's on my mind right now.
//debbie downer</i>

Seriously messed up situation. Glad you're getting out of it. Good luck.

FTA: Most of the DNA came from the woman, some could have come from Arevalos and the rest came from an unknown male source, [Kristin] Beyers said.

That's one nasty farkin' job she has. I wouldn't let her fondle my junk at the end of the day.

Most of the DNA came from the woman, some could have come from Arevalos and the rest came from an unknown male source, Beyers said.

Haha, I wonder if he knew that he was getting some other dude's sloppy seconds.

Is it really worth letting some random cop finger you in the bathroom of a 7-11 just to get out of a DUI? Geez.

namatad: SauceIT: grrrr.....

http://www.google.com/imgres?q=bad+lieutenant+keitel&start=26&num=10& h l=en&safe=off&gbv=2&biw=1366&bih=553&tbm=isch&tbnid=mOP7tiKMvF_8hM:&im grefurl=http://www.totalfilm.com/features/7-very-bad-movie-dads/the-li eutenant-harvey-keitel&docid=SgxCFPQ0FSnoBM&imgurl=http://cdn.mos.tota lfilm.com/images/t/the-lieutenant-harvey-keitel--630-75.jpg&w=630&h=43 9&ei=pJmhTsGpE6qPsQKdiNWZBQ&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=419&vpy=252&dur=855&hov h=187&hovw=269&tx=131&ty=151&sig=106710934330106745189&sqi=2&page=2&tb nh=153&tbnw=239&ndsp=12&ved=1t:429,r:1,s:26

you couldnt figure out how the link button works? derp derp derp

And for Harvey Keitel at that.

jagec: Is it really worth letting some random cop finger you in the bathroom of a 7-11 just to get out of a DUI? Geez.

A DUI will cost you over 5K in most states. Really thousands more because it could hurt employment down the road (unless you are in congress or president). So if you are not rich: yes.
Most girls would fark a guy for 5K-10K even if they aren't whores. Talk to any single girl you know in the 20-35 range, pick out a random guy in a bar or something and say hey would you fark that guy if he gave you 10K (assuming he isn't like the nastiest sob in the joint) $100 says she would say yes.

buckeyebrain: Paging CruiserTwelve... CruiserTwelve to the white courtesy phone...

Ha!

indylaw: Cop math:

Finger a woman in exchange for letting her out of a DUI + no one dies = 20 years hard time;

Summarily execute a handcuffed man lying face down on the platform of a subway station = a few months in the state pen, plus benefits.

Awesome!

Just one bad apple.

Oh wait!