Whole new meaning to "crack open a cold one"...

Renee Olstead is a far hotter redhead that deserves more attention than this manatee. Google search: Renee Olstead NSFW Leaked Pics and you'll be glad you did. I'll be in my bunk

Mr.Poops: Renee Olstead is a far hotter redhead that deserves more attention than this manatee. Google search: Renee Olstead NSFW Leaked Pics and you'll be glad you did. I'll be in my bunk

This. So much, this.

Would like a word

Christina, who is of course famed for her role in Mad Men


Really?

You know what they'd say after I hit it???

I.AM.LEGEND.

I didn't know a whale could become a zombie?


/tmyk

farscape: Christina, who is of course famed for her role in Mad Men


Really?

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Yes, fanboy. Really.

Sorry, chubby chasers...

This is the hottest zombie, to date:




/Amber Heard
//Zombieland
///DO WANT

i dunno...zombie #6 in night of the living dead was pretty hot

I don't recall ever seeing a fat zombie on The Walking Dead.

Zombie Strippers don't count, subby?

/never saw the movie, but have heard about it

Mr.Poops: Renee Olstead NSFW Leaked Pics

oh yes, those are quite lovely. such a naughty minx.

FrancoFile: Yes, fanboy. Really.

I've never seen Mad Men, but I'm quite aware of it as being one of the best-written shows on TV. I'm also quite aware of Hendrick's role as the torpedo-tittayed secretary.

On the other hand, I have no idea what Farscape was posting about. Maybe the show Farscape? I think I've heard that show mentioned on The Big Bang Theory.

First zombie I'd want to bang? Subby doesn't know me that well.

/Ewww. Kinda creeped myself out there.

Meh. Who hasn't farked a zombie? Well maybe I go to a lot of conventions.

Anyway screwing a zombie is not that hard. The hardest part is catching the dam thing. Once you do that all you have to do is rip out the teeth, cut off the hands, and bathe the thing. The worst part about farking a zombie is the rotten assholes keep splitting on you.

Linnea Quigly and Melinda Clark scoff at these shenanigans.

Slaves2Darkness: The worst part about farking a zombie is the rotten assholes keep splitting on you.

Just farked up enough...

/golfclap

Andrew Wiggin: Mr.Poops: Renee Olstead NSFW Leaked Pics

oh yes, those are quite lovely. such a naughty minx.

What a good day for me to bring a 3G device to work... a shame the cans are fake but she gets pretty down'n'dirty (NSFW new window)!

MagSeven: Linnea Quigly and Melinda Clark scoff at these shenanigans.
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Came for these.


Many times.

He said, "The idea of being a zombie is great, but then you come down and you sit in the make-up chair and it's hot and it's sweaty.

how is that different than normal for her? i'm sure she gets all hot and sweaty trying to shove those huge things into her bra...

/bunk

They should do celebrity zombies. Like in the remake of Dawn of the Dead where they had celebrity zombie look alikes

Not the teeth!

PsyLord: I don't recall ever seeing a fat zombie on The Walking Dead.

8/10

She's a bit too curvy for the classic zombie look.

That being said, why the hell didn't they say yes?!?

Slaves2Darkness: Meh. Who hasn't farked a zombie? Well maybe I go to a lot of conventions.

Anyway screwing a zombie is not that hard. The hardest part is catching the dam thing. Once you do that all you have to do is rip out the teeth, cut off the hands, and bathe the thing. The worst part about farking a zombie is the rotten assholes keep splitting on you.

No, the worst part is that when you're done, you're infected.

Softball Zombie, Land of the Dead.

You thought zombies moved slow before.... wait until they see Broadzilla.

Weigard: Softball Zombie, Land of the Dead.

yeah but she was a lesbian.

I'm sad that Christina Hendricks' name used to be the sounding alarm for 'Redhead thread over here!!' but not as much anymore.

Then there is this:

dr.zaeus: Mr.Poops: Renee Olstead is a far hotter redhead that deserves more attention than this manatee. Google search: Renee Olstead NSFW Leaked Pics and you'll be glad you did. I'll be in my bunk

This. So much, this.

and I see a glimmer of hope once again.

/kind of a bookmark too
//can't GIS now

PizzaJedi81: Slaves2Darkness: Meh. Who hasn't farked a zombie? Well maybe I go to a lot of conventions.

Anyway screwing a zombie is not that hard. The hardest part is catching the dam thing. Once you do that all you have to do is rip out the teeth, cut off the hands, and bathe the thing. The worst part about farking a zombie is the rotten assholes keep splitting on you.

No, the worst part is that when you're done, you're infected.

Dude that is what condoms are for. Never bear back a dead biatch.

A quick shot to the head.

Then get your gun.

The didn't cast her because Zombie Christina Hendricks would eat all the brains for herself and it wouldn't be fair to all the other Zombies.

factoryconnection: Andrew Wiggin: Mr.Poops: Renee Olstead NSFW Leaked Pics

oh yes, those are quite lovely. such a naughty minx.

What a good day for me to bring a 3G device to work... a shame the cans are fake but she gets pretty down'n'dirty (NSFW new window)!

oh boy oh boy oh boy oh boy

See you guys back here in about 6 hrs?

/bookmark

PsyLord: Zombie Strippers don't count, subby?

/never saw the movie, but have heard about it

If you had, you'd know it doesn't.

carrion_luggage: exparrot: You know what they'd say after I hit it???

I.AM.LEGEND.

You know when she'd start showing?

28 DAYS LATER

Her OBGYN would be a Resident : Evil, MD?

/did I ruin it?

Is there such thing as a fat zombie?

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Had to explain over the phone why I laughed so hard, dammit.