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(CNBC) Spiffy Venture investment picks up. Let's see, I'll take an Ooo-ray, a few henchmen, and, ooh, can we get that doomsday device to go?   (cnbc.com) divider line 24
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2011-10-21 10:07:00 AM
Go Team Venture!
 
2011-10-21 10:17:55 AM
You forgot the Illudium Q-36 Explosive Space Modulator
 
2011-10-21 10:40:57 AM
www.youchew.net
 
2011-10-21 10:47:00 AM
"Here I am in the belly of the beast, and I don't even care. I don't even feel like taking a whiz on this. I used to dream of taking a whiz on this!"
 
2011-10-21 11:07:34 AM
cretinbob: [www.youchew.net image 200x200]

3.bp.blogspot.com

"Killer of men. Killer of henchmen."
 
2011-10-21 11:52:51 AM
Henchman 24: Come on! They have one female servicing a large group of males. That implies a species that lays eggs.
Henchman 21: Oh my God, you're crazy! They're so obviously mammals!
Henchman 24: Please! She'd be in estrus 24/7 if she didn't lay eggs.
Henchman 21: Smurfs don't lay eggs! I won't tell you this again! Papa Smurf has a farking beard! They're mammals!

Henchman 21: Here is where you are wrong, my friend. This woman has killed before.
Henchman 24: Allegedly.
Henchman 21: Okay, whatever. But she was a big girl. We are talking about a large, healthy woman of questionable stability.
Henchman 24: Oh, you are totally underestimating the never-say-die scrappiness of a survivor.
The Monarch: Hey, guess what? Nobody cares who would win in a crazy fantasy fist-fight between Anne Frank and Lizzie Borden. We never should have brought the henchmen. We're going to be the only ones there with henchmen!
 
2011-10-21 12:33:12 PM
venturebrosblog.com
 
2011-10-21 12:33:57 PM
HENCH-4-LIFE
 
2011-10-21 12:36:43 PM
How about a Walking Eye?
 
2011-10-21 12:40:15 PM
Arkanaut: How about a Walking Eye?

Damn it, I was going to buy that! Now I'll have to settle for the working lightsaber.
 
2011-10-21 12:43:02 PM
It's a good time to think about shorting.
 
2011-10-21 01:11:52 PM
I thought business was down since Rusty took over.
 
2011-10-21 01:18:33 PM
there are times when you farkers make me proud.

this thread is one of those moments.

*slow clap*
 
2011-10-21 01:23:24 PM
Arkanaut: How about a Walking Eye?

Was delighted to hear his voice, and the "Walking Eye" joke show up in the Fallout: New Vegas Old World Blues DLC.

If you like FNV, and VBros, get that pack, you won't regret it. The entire thing plays out like a 6 hour long episode.

/Operation PROM is one of the single greatest episodes of TV I've ever seen
 
2011-10-21 01:53:34 PM
"Why, I'd make a whiz-bang salesman!"
 
2011-10-21 02:07:10 PM
ArkAngel: You forgot the Illudium Q-36 Explosive Space Modulator

wrong series. However...

upload.wikimedia.org

approves.
 
2011-10-21 02:39:41 PM
I'm so glad the thread went this direction. So very glad.
 
2011-10-21 02:53:01 PM
Metasonic locator anyone?
 
2011-10-21 03:27:23 PM
IGNORE ME!!!
 
2011-10-21 06:30:19 PM
carrion_luggage: IGNORE ME!!!

If you say so. If only infamous trolls like Bevets and Skinnypenis would be so courteous to warn us.

//No, I get the reference.
 
2011-10-21 10:49:29 PM
Release the butterflies!
 
2011-10-22 02:41:10 AM
Relax my friend. There will be no more attacks. What you see is not fire, but industry breathing new life into the corpse of the Venture Compound
 
2011-10-23 11:43:47 PM
DOC! YOU HAVE A TABLE OVER THERE WITH A SIGN THAT SAYS, "LASER DEATH RAY BARGAIN BIN!"
 
2011-10-25 12:00:10 AM
Don't you mean... Venchmen

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