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(Daily Mail) Scary Catwoman claims her first innocent victim   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 40
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2011-10-21 09:06:48 AM
Nobody tell those guys that Halle Berry's stunt double (i.e. the person who actually did all the jumping around) in that movie was actually a skinny stuntman wearing a leather bra.
 
2011-10-21 10:24:33 AM
'Yesterday evening I watched Catwoman on the TV. I'm an idiot because after that I slept very badly.'

Catwoman was nightmare inducing. But not for the reasons you'd normally think.
 
2011-10-21 11:08:29 AM
A British ferry crashed into a French fishing boat killing its skipper because the crew were discussing how 'sexy' UTTERLY RIDICULOUS Halle Berry looked in the movie Catwoman.
 
2011-10-21 11:26:36 AM
RexTalionis: Nobody tell those guys that Halle Berry's stunt double (i.e. the person who actually did all the jumping around) in that movie was actually a skinny stuntman wearing a leather bra.

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2011-10-21 11:33:24 AM
LewDux: RexTalionis: Nobody tell those guys that Halle Berry's stunt double (i.e. the person who actually did all the jumping around) in that movie was actually a skinny stuntman wearing a leather bra.

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Is that Girl Hitler on the right?

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2011-10-21 11:36:11 AM
Catwoman was on the movie channels here recently. I watched it for 2 minutes. I watched Plan 9 from Outer Space all the way thru. I can tolerate bad movies. I can't tolerate awful movies.
 
2011-10-21 11:38:31 AM
Never watched it. I can't be the only person who doesn't find Halle Berry the least bit attractive, can I?
 
2011-10-21 11:39:44 AM
But did the crew figure out who was the best?
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/pfeiffer by a longshot
 
2011-10-21 11:40:16 AM
Cheesus: Never watched it. I can't be the only person who doesn't find Halle Berry the least bit attractive, can I?

I've never seen the movie, but oh man, the things I would eat out of her ass.
 
2011-10-21 11:40:58 AM
*sigh*

Going blind through restricted visibility? Dumb.

Forgetting that there is a VDR recording everything important on the bridge? Dumber.
 
2011-10-21 11:41:32 AM
Aren't we all victims of that Catwoman?
 
2011-10-21 11:41:41 AM
MBooda: But did the crew figure out who was the best?
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/pfeiffer by a longshot


Definitely not Eartha Kitt. My vote goes to Julie Newmar.
 
2011-10-21 11:41:56 AM
The chocolate costume / catwalk article linked to the right is pure win. If someone can make a good headline, go for it.

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/BTW, the CORRECT answer is Julie Newmar is the best catwoman.
 
2011-10-21 11:43:02 AM
Cheesus: Never watched it. I can't be the only person who doesn't find Halle Berry the least bit attractive, can I?

Naw, I doubt it. There are also straight women and gay men. And maybe the eunuchs.
 
Skr
2011-10-21 11:44:01 AM
That high walking CGI was some of the worst of the worst and is the only thing that has stuck with me after viewing that movie once when it came to DVD.

On a side note, the present day incarnations of Catwoman seem to all be poor actor choices.

I'm sure these Catwomen caused trillions more deaths than Halle's
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2011-10-21 11:44:26 AM
tdyak: /BTW, the CORRECT answer is Julie Newmar is the best catwoman.

Indeed. Her body was EPIC
 
2011-10-21 11:47:30 AM
A British ferry crashed into a French fishing boat killing its skipper

www.moviemarket.com

RIP, Skipper
 
2011-10-21 11:55:41 AM
Julie Newmar's body, Earth Kitt's voice, and Michelle Pfeiffer's costume.
 
2011-10-21 12:09:11 PM
Skr: I'm sure these Catwomen caused trillions more deaths than Halle's
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Ironic, isn't it, that these Catwomen have caused the deaths of so many kittens.
 
2011-10-21 12:38:56 PM
TF2_Pyro
Julie Newmar's body, Earth Kitt's voice, and Michelle Pfeiffer's costume.



+100 internets to you sir
 
2011-10-21 12:44:35 PM
TF2_Pyro: Julie Newmar's body, Earth Kitt's voice, and Michelle Pfeiffer's costume.

Now THAT is an AMAZING mental image!

I ... uh .... [sifts uncomfortably in seat].... I'll be right back, I have to take care of something.

/...ziiiiipppp
 
2011-10-21 12:47:27 PM
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2011-10-21 12:50:15 PM
 
2011-10-21 01:23:59 PM
MBooda: But did the crew figure out who was the best?
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/pfeiffer by a longshot


Pfeiffer? Arrgh blaahbalargh homina aaaaah!
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2011-10-21 01:25:03 PM
redundantman: [1.bp.blogspot.com image 179x135]

Dammit. I couldn't post because of "flood control" and posted when I got back from lunch. You win this round.
 
2011-10-21 01:37:47 PM
I don't understand the hatred for the CatWoman movie, it's because you "comics fans" don't agree with the movies that the rest of the populace finds good, is that it? The Halle Barry CatWoman movie was the first of its kind, a movie that features a combination of history facts and action fiction and featured a character that is threatening to the status quo because she fights against crimes that are worrisome to the common folk, unlike the heroes such as BatMan and SpiderMan who only fight crimes that concern superheroes and mutants.
 
2011-10-21 01:59:13 PM
8.5 tailed fox: featured a character that is threatening to the status quo because she fights against crimes that are worrisome to the common folk, unlike the heroes such as BatMan

So you've never seen Batman?
 
2011-10-21 02:02:53 PM
"Captain said Hollywood star was 'jumping everywhere like a cat' in a 'sexy outfit' moments before the fatal collision in thick fog off Jersey"

from the way this is worded, it sounds like the Captain said that Halle Berry was actually on the boat with them.
 
2011-10-21 02:10:42 PM
skrame: 8.5 tailed fox: featured a character that is threatening to the status quo because she fights against crimes that are worrisome to the common folk, unlike the heroes such as BatMan

So you've never seen Batman?


I've seen all three Batman movies, it seems to me he only gets angry because the joker/Jack Nicklaus killed his parents so really that one is just a revenge story, not a hero story. Then the other Batman movie is the one with the villains who team up including the evil catwoman (not the good hero one) and joker and riddler and it is a world-takeover movie, so it's a political thing involving the governments and not regular crime such as robbery and muggings. And the Third Batman Movie was just a rehash of the first one with another joker who they don't explain the origin of but obviously is the son of the Jack Nicklaus one.
 
2011-10-21 02:42:48 PM
8.5 tailed fox: skrame: 8.5 tailed fox: featured a character that is threatening to the status quo because she fights against crimes that are worrisome to the common folk, unlike the heroes such as BatMan

So you've never seen Batman?

I've seen all three Batman movies, it seems to me he only gets angry because the joker/Jack Nicklaus killed his parents so really that one is just a revenge story, not a hero story. Then the other Batman movie is the one with the villains who team up including the evil catwoman (not the good hero one) and joker and riddler and it is a world-takeover movie, so it's a political thing involving the governments and not regular crime such as robbery and muggings. And the Third Batman Movie was just a rehash of the first one with another joker who they don't explain the origin of but obviously is the son of the Jack Nicklaus one.


too obvious now. 3/10
 
2011-10-21 02:47:40 PM
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2011-10-21 02:49:59 PM
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I like Adam Hughes' Audrey-inspired Catwoman, personally.
 
2011-10-21 03:10:56 PM
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^ this is the way I want to die...(only facing the other way...)


/you're welcome
 
2011-10-21 03:17:08 PM
Catwoman?
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/she could claim my innocence...
//Furry thread!
 
2011-10-21 03:27:29 PM
MythDragon: ^ this is the way I want to die...(only facing the other way...)

So you want to be ass-to-ass with catwoman? kinky.
 
2011-10-21 04:05:34 PM
8.5 tailed fox: MythDragon: ^ this is the way I want to die...(only facing the other way...)

So you want to be ass-to-ass with catwoman? kinky.


eh, I'll take whatever I can get...
 
2011-10-21 08:49:55 PM
/pfeiffer by a longshot

My penis is still raw after all these years from popping off to Julie Newmar.
I was an endless supply of belly marrow pancakes.
Same cat time, Same cat channel.
 
2011-10-21 09:01:18 PM
Cheesus

Never watched it. I can't be the only person who doesn't find Halle Berry the least bit attractive, can I?

What you talkin bout Cheesus

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2011-10-22 03:58:10 AM
Wow, that's a really sad story. At least they could have been talking about her sex scene in Monster's Ball.
 
2011-10-22 06:25:56 AM
8.5 tailed fox: And the Third Batman Movie was just a rehash of the first one with another joker who they don't explain the origin of but obviously is the son of the Jack Nicklaus one.

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Jack Nicklaus applauds your awesome trolling....
 
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