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2011-10-21 10:07:04 AM
News: Guy dresses up like a ref and rushes the field at UCLA-Arizona game. Fark: Then he begins streaking. TotalFark: All of the confusion causes a bench-clearing brawl. NTTAWWT: Guy filming the stunt keeps the camera focused on the streaker's ass and completely ignores the bench-clearing brawl.
 
2011-10-21 10:49:30 AM
I, for one, am perfectly happy with the result since there were a battery of cameras focused on the field. I was afraid he would gloop across the field like a red and white marshmallow peep. But had the least body fat of anyone on that field. Stay to the very end for a flat tummy shot.
 
2011-10-21 10:54:12 AM
Nice ass.
 
2011-10-21 11:26:50 AM
There's just so much stupid in this story, I don't know where to even begin with it.....
 
2011-10-21 01:01:51 PM
Ohmygod Ohmygod YEEEAAAAAAAH YEEEEAAAAAHHHHHHHH YEEEAAHHHHHHHHHHH
 
2011-10-21 01:27:56 PM
This is probably the most publicity either of these teams will generate for the rest of the year. Aside from Neuheisel's eventual sh*tcanning....
 
2011-10-21 01:29:42 PM
Bare down?
 
2011-10-21 01:36:44 PM
The dude in the stands seemed FAR too happy to see the nearly naked dude on the field.
 
2011-10-21 01:39:08 PM
3 G's: The dude in the stands seemed FAR too happy to see the nearly naked dude on the field.

I think it was his brother. Also, LOL at the senoritas checking him out as he was marched off.
 
2011-10-21 01:41:59 PM
The high point of that game by a large margin.
 
2011-10-21 01:47:40 PM
I submitted the USA Today headline because the guy filming this video is THAT annoying.

/It's not about you, guy behind the lens
 
2011-10-21 02:04:48 PM
I've been going to games at Arizona Stadium for 30 years and that is the most bizarre - and funny - two minutes I have or probably ever will witness there. That game last night was fun.
 
2011-10-21 02:12:39 PM
What I don't get is what the streaker had to do with the brawl breaking out. Did a player take a cheap shot because he didn't think the refs were looking?
 
2011-10-21 02:32:01 PM
I hope number 15 for Arizona isn't a senior, he's a douchebag and I'd like to see him line up aginst them at least one more time
 
2011-10-21 02:35:30 PM
swahnhennessy: 3 G's: The dude in the stands seemed FAR too happy to see the nearly naked dude on the field.

I think it was his brother. Also, LOL at the senoritas checking him out as he was marched off.


That was great. As you know, it's custom in Arizona for a perp to be marched past a crowd of people in stereotypical Mexican dress.
 
2011-10-21 02:47:30 PM
There was a brawl? Where?
 
2011-10-21 02:56:19 PM
And the referee was Enrico Pallazzo!
 
2011-10-21 03:10:31 PM
SkittlesAreYum
What I don't get is what the streaker had to do with the brawl breaking out. Did a player take a cheap shot because he didn't think the refs were looking?

The streaker whistled the play dead. Some of the players thought it was real, and stopped the play. UCLA was trying to avert an asswhoopin', so they didn't have a big sense of humor just then about the essential pointlessness of sports, and college football in particular.
 
2011-10-21 03:11:27 PM
Facepalm at the people in the stands screaming "USA USA!" What exactly was that supposed to mean? Is streaking across a football field in front of thousands of people and getting arrested the pinnacle of the American dream? Or was streaking a way of sticking it to the immigrants Arizona hates so much? Is there some other context here I'm missing?
 
2011-10-21 03:13:44 PM
A successful troll.
 
2011-10-21 03:16:08 PM
idesofmarch: Facepalm at the people in the stands screaming "USA USA!" What exactly was that supposed to mean? Is streaking across a football field in front of thousands of people and getting arrested the pinnacle of the American dream? Or was streaking a way of sticking it to the immigrants Arizona hates so much? Is there some other context here I'm missing?

I think they were chanting "U of A," as in University of Arizona. Still retarded.
 
2011-10-21 03:18:57 PM
3 G's: The dude in the stands seemed FAR too happy to see the nearly naked dude on the field.
 
2011-10-21 03:19:22 PM
idesofmarch: Facepalm at the people in the stands screaming "USA USA!" What exactly was that supposed to mean? Is streaking across a football field in front of thousands of people and getting arrested the pinnacle of the American dream? Or was streaking a way of sticking it to the immigrants Arizona hates so much? Is there some other context here I'm missing?

I think it was "U of A". University of Arizona. But I have been wrong before.
 
2011-10-21 03:21:32 PM
The Slush: I think they were chanting "U of A," as in University of Arizona. Still retarded.

Isuldirs: I think it was "U of A". University of Arizona. But I have been wrong before.

OK, that would make more sense. Thanks!
 
2011-10-21 03:34:50 PM
I love how it takes 5 cops to grab one guy, and they have to put their knees in his back and shove his face into the ground. It's a streaker, not a crack dealer.
 
2011-10-21 03:40:23 PM
Aren't you supposed to be fully naked to be considered streaking? I see people wear less than that at the beach.
 
2011-10-21 03:52:22 PM
Captain Horatio Mindblower: The streaker whistled the play dead. Some of the players thought it was real, and stopped the play. UCLA was trying to avert an asswhoopin', so they didn't have a big sense of humor just then about the essential pointlessness of sports, and college football in particular.

The fight involved a player at U of A who was originally at UCLA but was kicked off the team due to stealing. I imagine a bit of smack talk from him about getting revenge probably had something to do with it.
 
2011-10-21 03:55:57 PM
I bet he didnt see that coming.
 
2011-10-21 04:10:12 PM
idesofmarch: Facepalm at the people in the stands screaming "USA USA!" What exactly was that supposed to mean? Is streaking across a football field in front of thousands of people and getting arrested the pinnacle of the American dream? Or was streaking a way of sticking it to the immigrants Arizona hates so much? Is there some other context here I'm missing?

upload.wikimedia.org
 
2011-10-21 04:34:05 PM
SkittlesAreYum: upload.wikimedia.org

Read the rest of the thread, moran. It's not even that long.
 
2011-10-21 04:37:39 PM
idesofmarch: SkittlesAreYum: upload.wikimedia.org

Read the rest of the thread, moran. It's not even that long.


That not all that isn't even that long.

why do you think the streaker kept his pants on?
 
2011-10-21 04:40:13 PM
That was awesome, the Police takedown could've been harder.
 
2011-10-21 04:57:04 PM
idesofmarch: SkittlesAreYum: upload.wikimedia.org

Read the rest of the thread, moran. It's not even that long.


This is serious business!
 
2011-10-21 05:05:12 PM
They charged the idiot with a felony.
 
2011-10-21 05:09:15 PM
ThisNameSux: They charged the idiot with a felony.

Our long national nightmare is over.
 
2011-10-21 05:33:25 PM
Apparently the video was shot by this guy...

whatisandrewmichaelsdoingnow.files.wordpress.com
 
2011-10-21 05:39:28 PM
Funniest brawl since the Malace at the Palace.
 
2011-10-21 06:10:44 PM
I'm old enough to remember when streaking involved nudity.
 
2011-10-21 06:25:12 PM
rubertidom: I love how it takes 5 cops to grab one guy, and they have to put their knees in his back and shove his face into the ground. It's a streaker, not a crack dealer.

And yet it's not enough to stop it. We need more effective deterrents. I suggest a helmet shot from one of the players on the field. And being dragged off the field by the hair.
 
2011-10-21 06:35:16 PM
I am pretty sure that this farked my over bet all up... the score was 48 - 7 at half...
it ended at 48 -12
the teams scored a combined 55 in the 1st half and 6 lousy points (6!) in the 2nd

Over under was 62.

/Farking Icehole
 
2011-10-21 07:24:48 PM
th08.deviantart.net
 
2011-10-22 07:02:53 AM
Here's the plan: I'll run on to the field; you videotape it while impersonating a redneck farking a $9 whore, OK?
 
2011-10-22 11:30:22 AM
gwowen: Here's the plan: I'll run on to the field; you videotape it while impersonating a redneck farking a $9 whore, OK?

$9? Good lord that's a lotta money!! Tell you what: how 'bout I give you $0.50 and you let me smell your bra?
 
2011-10-23 12:11:47 AM
I am certainly glad that the police were there to protect players and fans alike from the streaker.
 
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