"You look perfectly bloated. Now, go lie on those rocks"

I bet many bloated and pail Americans are perfect for that role.

Retried civil servant?

Oops, I cast my pants!

I don't blame the casting agents since their first choice may be unavailable due to legal issues.

This guy?

Sarcastica75: gadian: I'm not sure casted is a word :/ If it is, its a dumb word.

at first I was like

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but then I

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So, how hard is it to register as an animagi?

She's daid. . . wrapped in plastic!

That would be a refreshing change for me.

Normally I'm type-castificated as the tall/handsome/rich guy arching an eyebrow/staring wide-eyed/shushing as I turn from looking at a painting/sculpture/fat chick with a horned helmet because Jennifer/Kate/Jessica is arguing about fate/destiny/serindipity with Brad/Bradley/Justin in that movie with Love/Friends/New York in the title.

Perhaps you've seen my work.

Tangentially related story bro:

When I was 15 I completed my dive certification. My father was thrilled as he was an avid diver and this gave us something to do together. That summer, a person went missing while fishing at the local reservoir and it was assumed he had drowned.

I was unaware of this until dear old dad planned a dive trip for us at said reservoir that weekend. Turns out the local authorities were asking for volunteers to assist in the search. We get there and I see a shiat ton of other divers. I thought it was a little odd since no one dives in that cold ass water with little visibility.

We're out on the boat and he finally fills me in on what was up. When I basically said "no farking way" he got pissed because he would have had to dive alone and as you know, that isn't exactly protocol.

/thanks for that, dad
//some other divers did indeed find his bloated disgusting body wedged in the rocks near the dam

Brian missed his calling.

Titor's Time Machine: Tangentially related story bro:

When I was 15 I completed my dive certification. My father was thrilled as he was an avid diver and this gave us something to do together. That summer, a person went missing while fishing at the local reservoir and it was assumed he had drowned.

I was unaware of this until dear old dad planned a dive trip for us at said reservoir that weekend. Turns out the local authorities were asking for volunteers to assist in the search. We get there and I see a shiat ton of other divers. I thought it was a little odd since no one dives in that cold ass water with little visibility.

We're out on the boat and he finally fills me in on what was up. When I basically said "no farking way" he got pissed because he would have had to dive alone and as you know, that isn't exactly protocol.

/thanks for that, dad
//some other divers did indeed find his bloated disgusting body wedged in the rocks near the dam

wow. not exactly a verse from "Cats in the cradle"

Her features are fairly common. I have met a few ladies that look nearly identical to her.
She makes a fine corpse nevertheless.

At my old job I used to get whored out to TV and movie productions filming in DC. So if you see a movie or TV show filmed in DC between 98-06 andyou see a radio station van in the background chances are it was me. I think the last movie I was "in" was The Invasion, got to see Nicole Kidman and they fed me so that was nice.

So it's a British film that came out in theaters last week, and releases on DVD today?

Sounds great!

baorao: wow. not exactly a verse from "Cats in the cradle"

A man drowned just the other day
In the reservoir the usual way
We went to dive there I heard my dad say
We're gonna look for a body, okay?
...

Just make the best of it like Sweet Dee.

Gilligann: So it's a British film that came out in theaters last week, and releases on DVD today?

Sounds great!

Yes, it's a major Hollywood movie with a bunch of "A" list actors.

Being the one in Jaws would be awesome, no?

"You'd make a great drowned corpse" sound like a threat, not a job offer.