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(Some Guy) Obvious Man in Bush mask robs bank. Police know it wasn't the real President because this person devised a successful exit strategy   (king5.com) divider line 108
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2011-10-20 10:53:07 PM
i196.photobucket.com

I say "OUCH" for Prez Bush
 
2011-10-20 11:04:15 PM
Mission Accomplished?
 
2011-10-20 11:48:07 PM
Did he get away with trillions of US tax dollars? No? Then it must have been one of these guys:

www.bolgernow.com
 
2011-10-20 11:59:38 PM
+1, subby.
 
2011-10-21 12:09:14 AM
When asked how long the customers should lie on the floor, he put down his gun, held up his hands and said, "This many", and was tased by a security guard.
 
2011-10-21 12:25:33 AM
If he was in a Bush mask, shouldn't he have given money to the bank?
 
2011-10-21 12:49:52 AM
Did he rob the customers and give the money to the CEO?
 
2011-10-21 12:55:27 AM
Lol, +1 subby. :-)
 
2011-10-21 01:11:05 AM
...but several witnesses blame the black guy who came in just after the robber fled the scene.
 
2011-10-21 01:12:51 AM
Bladel: ...but several witnesses blame the black guy who came in just after the robber fled the scene.

ZING!
 
2011-10-21 01:16:38 AM
Bladel: ...but several witnesses blame the black guy who came in just after the robber fled the scene.

www.clipartpal.com
 
2011-10-21 02:07:17 AM
Bladel: ...but several witnesses blame the black guy who came in just after the robber fled the scene.

i.imgur.com
 
2011-10-21 04:23:08 AM
Oh snap! HOTY material!
 
2011-10-21 04:51:39 AM
Bladel: ...but several witnesses blame the black guy who came in just after the robber fled the scene.

This headline and thread are made of yummy yummy win!
 
2011-10-21 07:08:38 AM
Somacandra: Bladel: ...but several witnesses blame the black guy who came in just after the robber fled the scene.

Is he trying to do a Bill Clinton thumb?
 
2011-10-21 07:13:37 AM
+1 Subby, made me laugh.
 
2011-10-21 07:24:54 AM
Nuclear Pancake: +1 Subby, made me laugh.

made me laugh too until I realized that the current occupant has done the same in Afghanistan.

Course, we just killed Khadafi so hopefully we can leave there in the next 2 years. BP will be glad to know they can get their hands on some oil and use that revenue to clean up the Gulf of Mexico.

/still waiting for Congress to authorize it - the silence from the left over this unconstitutional action is deafening.

Gitmo is still open, so the moslems that hate us for that will continue to fight us

/heard that Gitmo was a motivation for Al Queda to attack us.

//but the good news is that OBL is dead. It is sad that the only successful foreign policy for the past 3 years is killing a guy that might have surrendered.
 
2011-10-21 07:33:44 AM
EnviroDude: /still waiting for Congress to authorize it - the silence from the left over this unconstitutional action is deafening.

You haven't been paying attention. The left wanted Obama impeached over Libya.

Impeachment? Liberals Freak Out After Obama Takes Military Action in Libya (pops) was the headline from FOX NATION, for crying out loud!
 
2011-10-21 07:33:45 AM
Did he use a pretzel instead of a gun
 
2011-10-21 07:39:58 AM
I'd give Subby a plus one, but I have a Diebold browser and I suspect the vote would somehow get changed.
 
2011-10-21 07:43:55 AM
Can't blame the guy during these tough economic times.

He's probably having a hard time keeping food on his family
 
2011-10-21 07:44:02 AM
Not bad subby!
 
2011-10-21 07:45:19 AM
Submitter needs to out himself so he can bask in all the deserved glory.
 
2011-10-21 07:48:11 AM
100% pure adrenaline.
 
2011-10-21 07:48:17 AM
Wokka wokka! A win for subby.
 
2011-10-21 07:49:00 AM
Bladel: ...but several witnesses blame the black guy who came in just after the robber fled the scene.

Very nice.

+1 to the submitter, and +1 to you as well
 
2011-10-21 07:49:05 AM
[OhSnapFlowchart.jpg]
 
2011-10-21 07:49:07 AM
Is this the "successful exit strategy" that has left 50,000 robbers still deployed inside the bank?

In this case, it's not all that successful, now is it?
 
2011-10-21 07:49:41 AM
EnviroDude: Course, we just killed Khadafi so hopefully we can leave there in the next 2 years

"We" killed him now? What planet do you live on?
 
2011-10-21 07:50:07 AM
Win. there's win everywhere.
 
2011-10-21 07:50:32 AM
fusillade762: Did he get away with trillions of US tax dollars? No? Then it must have been one of these guys:

[www.bolgernow.com image 558x320]


Came for Point Break reference
 
2011-10-21 07:54:17 AM
Here is the note the robber left at the scene:

This is a robberying
Do not misunderestimate my infractions. I am a lethal person of lethality and I will do what I must to survivicate.

Place all your denominationals in my baggage immediately if not sooner. Do not notify, alert, call or attempt to inform anyone that this bank robbing is going on now. You can do it later as I intend to be gone by then.

If confronted I will do great harm to you and your person. Do not let this harm happen!

Signed,
George W. (not H. W.) Bush
 
2011-10-21 07:54:58 AM
Did he get away with a brazillian dollars?
 
2011-10-21 07:56:59 AM
veale728: EnviroDude: Course, we just killed Khadafi so hopefully we can leave there in the next 2 years

"We" killed him now? What planet do you live on?


He just got his talking points for the day
 
2011-10-21 07:59:03 AM
They won't do it again. You can't get fooled twice..
 
2011-10-21 08:04:59 AM
Jake Havechek: veale728: EnviroDude: Course, we just killed Khadafi so hopefully we can leave there in the next 2 years

"We" killed him now? What planet do you live on?

He just got his talking points for the day


I picture him reading off of note cards written in crayon.
 
2011-10-21 08:06:45 AM
Jake Havechek: veale728: EnviroDude: Course, we just killed Khadafi so hopefully we can leave there in the next 2 years

"We" killed him now? What planet do you live on?

He just got his talking points for the day


How do we leave when we didn't send anyone in...?
 
2011-10-21 08:08:27 AM
Jake Havechek: veale728: EnviroDude: Course, we just killed Khadafi so hopefully we can leave there in the next 2 years

"We" killed him now? What planet do you live on?

He just got his talking points for the day


Isn't it amazing how quickly the right wingnuts went from...

1) Why isn't Obama attacking Libya? He's making America look weak and he's ignoring a humanitarian crisis

to

2) Obama started another war. And an illegal one at that. We have no business in Libya. This whole operation is going to go south fast and Obama owns this thing lock, stock and barrel

to

3) Gaddafi was captured? Obama had nothing to do with the military operation and the deposing of Gaddafi. It was all Britain and France...

to

4) Obama killed the only guy keeping al Qaeda from taking over North Africa. He's just handed the Mooooslins Libya on a silver platter

Do right wingnuts have ANY shame? Any at all?
 
2011-10-21 08:08:40 AM
Chummer45: Win. there's win everywhere.

Nobody could have ever imagined
there would be an upside to having a retard as president
 
2011-10-21 08:09:24 AM
He wanted to make the pie higher.
 
2011-10-21 08:09:39 AM
I'm sure this was all because the bank unfairly charged the robber's dad with an overdraft.
 
2011-10-21 08:10:46 AM
+1 subby
 
2011-10-21 08:12:35 AM
veale728: EnviroDude: Course, we just killed Khadafi so hopefully we can leave there in the next 2 years

"We" killed him now? What planet do you live on?


We killed him from the back of the pack where the U.S. led from!
 
2011-10-21 08:16:38 AM
eraser8: Do right wingnuts have ANY shame? Any at all?

Shame is only for people with ethics.
 
2011-10-21 08:17:19 AM
I know it wasn't the real Bush because he didn't unfurl a "MISSION ACCOMPLISHED" banner the second the teller pushed the money across the counter. (And later, when arrested, claim that the banner was the bank's idea.)
 
2011-10-21 08:19:52 AM
He said,"Tha bank trahd ta kill mah daddy!", then he invaded.
 
2011-10-21 08:21:05 AM
What Bush's exit strategy might look like

www.dontdodumbthings.com
 
2011-10-21 08:22:06 AM
EnviroDude: Nuclear Pancake: +1 Subby, made me laugh.

made me laugh too until I realized that the current occupant has done the same in Afghanistan.

Course, we just killed Khadafi so hopefully we can leave there in the next 2 years. BP will be glad to know they can get their hands on some oil and use that revenue to clean up the Gulf of Mexico.

/still waiting for Congress to authorize it - the silence from the left over this unconstitutional action is deafening.

Gitmo is still open, so the moslems that hate us for that will continue to fight us

/heard that Gitmo was a motivation for Al Queda to attack us.

//but the good news is that OBL is dead. It is sad that the only successful foreign policy for the past 3 years is killing a guy that might have surrendered.


Didn't take much time for a deranged liberal to start turning the thread into a downer. So much hate.
/Gitmo caused 9-11? Um...Ok.
 
2011-10-21 08:23:31 AM
A vice-robber is said to be writing a book which will cast himself as the strong leader behind the scenes while all conspirators are emotionally weak.
 
2011-10-21 08:24:46 AM
fusillade762: Did he get away with trillions of US tax dollars? No? Then it must have been one of these guys:

[www.bolgernow.com image 558x320]


came for Point Break reference. leaving totally satisfied.

/RIP swayze
 
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