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ambassador_ahab

2011-10-20 09:55:01 PM

I dig the general idea. Not sure if she deserves the money back if she really believed him though.

urban.derelict

2011-10-21 12:19:25 AM

"But I really am an undercover narc, of the highest order...the President himself sent me and you're ruining *BLAM* "

Submitted First With a Better Headline

2011-10-21 12:23:13 AM

"Hey, can I borrow $100,000? It's cool! I'm a clandestine counter-terrorism operative."

You didn't think for a second that maybe that sort of operative should have his own money? I'm not saying she doesn't deserve to be repaid, but she's clearly not a big brain.

Manfred J. Hattan

2011-10-21 12:29:44 AM

Make him pay back the whole 14 trillion if he's so federally.

StoPPeRmobile

2011-10-21 12:35:30 AM

Sounds like a case of, not keeping your trap shut.

Harv72b

2011-10-21 12:38:42 AM

I saw this movie. Schwarzenneger totally fleeced him, then fought with a guy on top of a harrier.

dettigersnw22

2011-10-21 12:40:12 AM

Phillip Sheppard?

Somacandra

2011-10-21 12:45:42 AM

R.I.P. DODGE DART

tetsoushima

2011-10-21 12:49:55 AM

He should have posed as Bank of America.

Fluorescent Testicle

2011-10-21 12:55:36 AM

tetsoushima: He should have posed as Bank of America.

What, the whole bank? A single bank building, or the concept of a bank? What would the concept of a bank look like? How would either of those have sex? Just how kinky is she?

Genta

2011-10-21 01:00:57 AM

"more than $100,000 he borrowed from his girlfriend"

so its cool when women do it to men, but when a guy gold digs from a woman he gets put in jail?

Show_The_O_Face

2011-10-21 01:06:18 AM

Genta: "more than $100,000 he borrowed from his girlfriend"

so its cool when women do it to men, but when a guy gold digs from a woman he gets put in jail?

A big fat this

wildcardjack

2011-10-21 01:07:19 AM

Fluorescent Testicle: tetsoushima: He should have posed as Bank of America.

What, the whole bank? A single bank building, or the concept of a bank? What would the concept of a bank look like? How would either of those have sex? Just how kinky is she?

farm2.static.flickr.com

"That'll be a $5 transaction charge"

chaddsfarkprefect

2011-10-21 01:19:52 AM

tetsoushima: He should have posed as Bank of America.

That's funny because it makes no sense!!

/

praxis44241

2011-10-21 01:29:32 AM

tetsoushima: He should have posed as Bank of America.

You mean Citibank.

/But the fact that he pulled it off should give him credit.
//Wish I'd thought of this sooner...

Threadslayer

2011-10-21 01:41:21 AM

praxis44241: tetsoushima: He should have posed as Bank of America.

You mean Citibank.

/But the fact that he pulled it off should give him credit.
//Wish I'd thought of this sooner...

Girlfriends r so dumb.

Adonis DNA

2011-10-21 01:44:00 AM

Chartrand told her he would be paid more than $1 million in 2010 for his service

Well no wonder we're in debt.

OBBN

2011-10-21 01:50:41 AM

How does borrowing $100k exactly work. " Hey honey, i need to get some gas in my car but I am a little short this week. Can I borrow a $100 grand?". Seriously, who loans anyone that much money?

Point02GPA

2011-10-21 02:04:43 AM

That dude has to be hung like a mule.

StoPPeRmobile

2011-10-21 02:14:45 AM

OBBN: How does borrowing $100k exactly work. " Hey honey, i need to get some gas in my car but I am a little short this week. Can I borrow a $100 grand?". Seriously, who loans anyone that much money?

Ugly, single, rich women? Wasn't this an episode of Law and Order?

tereklusec

2011-10-21 02:27:53 AM

Genta: "more than $100,000 he borrowed from his girlfriend"

so its cool when women do it to men, but when a guy gold digs from a woman he gets put in jail?

So...uh...I guess we're done here. Turn the lights off on your way out, okay?

Oznog

2011-10-21 03:02:06 AM

If you need money, just kidnap yourself and send some goons to ask for ransom.

Uncle Wiggly

2011-10-21 04:35:54 AM

"The rent is due."
"I. Am a spy."

MythDragon

2011-10-21 08:21:31 AM

"Yeah, I'll totaly pay you back. On my way to turn the terrorist in right now. Also I stopped a nuclear bomb, so you can trust me with $100,000"

Also, since when is lying to a woman a jailable offense? Most of the men here have been firefighters, bodyguards, fighterpilots, doctors, or special ops at one point.

CrossEyed

2011-10-21 08:52:47 AM

I'd bet the jailable offense is called "theft by deception."

mod3072

2011-10-21 09:35:53 AM

None of the women I've ever dated have had the scratch to loan me $100k. I need to start dating wealthy women with low self-esteem. I'm not sure my wife will go for it though.

Harv72b

2011-10-21 10:25:06 AM

mod3072: None of the women I've ever dated have had the scratch to loan me $100k. I need to start dating wealthy women with low self-esteem. I'm not sure my wife will go for it though.

Have your wife start dating wealthy women with low self-esteem. Win/win.

TheGreenMonkey

2011-10-21 12:40:55 PM

MythDragon: [www.filmjackets.com image 250x341]

"Yeah, I'll totaly pay you back. On my way to turn the terrorist in right now. Also I stopped a nuclear bomb, so you can trust me with $100,000"

Also, since when is lying to a woman a jailable offense? Most of the men here have been firefighters, bodyguards, fighterpilots, doctors, or special ops at one point.

I've never been a fighter pilot.

mod3072

2011-10-21 12:47:53 PM

Harv72b: mod3072: None of the women I've ever dated have had the scratch to loan me $100k. I need to start dating wealthy women with low self-esteem. I'm not sure my wife will go for it though.

Have your wife start dating wealthy women with low self-esteem. Win/win.

I like the cut of your jib.

Point02GPA

2011-10-21 12:51:17 PM

TheGreenMonkey~

I hereby promote you to Fighter Pilot First Class. Fly High and Have Fun.

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