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Spanky_McFarksalot

2011-10-20 10:55:57 PM

Don't give up cancer, you've never been a quitter before!

the_chief

2011-10-20 10:57:19 PM

I must be new here.

NobleHam

2011-10-20 10:58:09 PM

Meh. This guy's not such a dick or a tyrant that I'd wish him death, I just want him out of power.

fark'emfeed'emfish

2011-10-20 11:00:54 PM

yea... you get what you pay for

KingPsyz

2011-10-20 11:01:56 PM

Instagreen Chavez thread?

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popcornimages.com

shanrick

2011-10-20 11:02:32 PM

Nice headline subby.

deanayer

2011-10-20 11:03:12 PM

I'll just assume by his pronouncement that he will be dead in a week.

/kudos subby !

friedlinx

2011-10-20 11:03:49 PM

Die you fncking cnut wad

The Cornballer

2011-10-20 11:05:06 PM

Darn it. I was looking forward to adding to the Bush "Miss me yet?" meme.

brainiac-dumdum

2011-10-20 11:05:50 PM

I heart this headline!

/still no cure for ugly daughters.

LegacyDL

2011-10-20 11:05:57 PM

So....is Venezuela overdue for a "revolution"?

Point02GPA

2011-10-20 11:05:57 PM

Still no cure for Chavez?

OgreMagi

2011-10-20 11:07:04 PM

NobleHam: Meh. This guy's not such a dick or a tyrant that I'd wish him death, I just want him out of power.

He's regime uses violence and murder to silence the press and the opposition. That makes him a dick and a tyrant worthy of needs killin'.

MixedNut

2011-10-20 11:08:36 PM

There's not to many people I would like nothing more than to see dead, but my wife's ex and this piece of shiat top the list.

BobtheFascist

2011-10-20 11:11:33 PM

Jobs, Gaddafi... Chavez?

They say it happens in 3's.

skinink

2011-10-20 11:14:32 PM

"Hello Otisburg!"

www.google.com

scottydoesntknow

2011-10-20 11:14:57 PM

Howie Mandel looks terrible!

Beerguy

2011-10-20 11:15:21 PM

BobtheFascist: Jobs, Gaddafi... Chavez?

They say it happens in 3's.

images2.wikia.nocookie.net

Funk Brothers

2011-10-20 11:18:02 PM

That's what Steve Jobs said a few years ago.

jpo2269

2011-10-20 11:18:32 PM

Sad tag must have the night off or something...

DarkSkyForever

2011-10-20 11:18:38 PM

BobtheFascist: Jobs, Gaddafi... Chavez?

They say it happens in 3's.

Dwight_Yeast

2011-10-20 11:18:47 PM

NobleHam: Meh. This guy's not such a dick or a tyrant that I'd wish him death, I just want him out of power.

That's un-American! He's farked with and continues to fark with the oil industry and our oil companies, so he must be ousted from power at the first moment possible!

/honestly the only reason the American press is against him.

gyorg

2011-10-20 11:25:27 PM

Chavez is a dictator that believes he can solve all problems if he just had all the power. He should ask Mugabe how well that works. (incidentally, repblicans should take note too. Getting all the power doesn't allow you to solve all the problems. Lstening to everyone and normally provides the best solution, and it may be one you don't like.)

tolallorti

2011-10-20 11:26:34 PM

OgreMagi: NobleHam: Meh. This guy's not such a dick or a tyrant that I'd wish him death, I just want him out of power.

He's regime uses violence and murder to silence the press and the opposition. That makes him a dick and a tyrant worthy of needs killin'.

...Because that's so different from what every other South/Central American government does. The U.S. only cares when the country with human rights violations opposes our foreign policy.

otterly_delicious

2011-10-20 11:29:50 PM

deanayer: I'll just assume by his pronouncement that he will be dead in a week.

/kudos subby !

I hope not, I have him on my death pool for 2012 and Gaddafi already screwed up by dying early.

Dialectic

2011-10-20 11:30:51 PM

He gonn' be ded!

Point02GPA

2011-10-20 11:35:10 PM

otterly_delicious ~

KFI?

Mitch Taylor's Bro

2011-10-20 11:35:20 PM

There's an awful lot of win here for a cancer thread. Oh, and...

Chavez, 57 and in power since 1999, has maintained that he will recover in time to win reelection in 2012.

Their elections are so one-sided, I'm pretty sure he doesn't even have to be alive to win.

fusillade762

2011-10-20 11:40:28 PM

I see everyone is happily gobbling down the US propaganda about Chavez.

Carry on.

Gyrfalcon

2011-10-20 11:47:18 PM

Wow, even cancer doesn't like Chavez.

TheBigJerk

2011-10-20 11:48:50 PM

fusillade762: I see everyone is happily gobbling down the US propaganda about Chavez.

Carry on.

Well, it helps that the propaganda is, generally speaking, true. But then the question is also raised as to WHICH propaganda you are talking about since there is propaganda supporting him, attacking him, and everything else in the spectrum between virtuous flower child of perfect benevolence and vile cross between Hitler and Skeletor whose very piss is pure liquid malevolence.

To go on a tangent, he went to Cuba for treatment. I seem to recall someone claiming that Cuba had a really good (especially for a former Soviet puppet) rating in medical areas. Is this correct or some nonsense dreamed up by my dusty memories when CUBA was the one country that survived my Pandemic 2 plague?

Dwight_Yeast

2011-10-20 11:51:19 PM

TheBigJerk: To go on a tangent, he went to Cuba for treatment. I seem to recall someone claiming that Cuba had a really good (especially for a former Soviet puppet) rating in medical areas. Is this correct or some nonsense dreamed up by my dusty memories when CUBA was the one country that survived my Pandemic 2 plague?

That is correct, though their system isn't what it was when the Soviet patronage and sugar money was coming in; for a poor country, they still have a really good health system. (I'm sure someone will post the picture of the crazy guy sitting in his own filth to contradict me).

otterly_delicious

2011-10-20 11:54:06 PM

Point02GPA: otterly_delicious ~

KFI?

Hm?

Here ya go (new window)

airplayne

2011-10-20 11:56:42 PM

So are we going to start seeing world leaders dropping in threes, like celebrities?

sparty

2011-10-21 12:01:18 AM

What's the Vegas odds on over/under? I'll take a Benjamin on under 2 years...

fusillade762

2011-10-21 12:14:39 AM

TheBigJerk: fusillade762: I see everyone is happily gobbling down the US propaganda about Chavez.

Carry on.

Well, it helps that the propaganda is, generally speaking, true. But then the question is also raised as to WHICH propaganda you are talking about since there is propaganda supporting him, attacking him, and everything else in the spectrum between virtuous flower child of perfect benevolence and vile cross between Hitler and Skeletor whose very piss is pure liquid malevolence.

To go on a tangent, he went to Cuba for treatment. I seem to recall someone claiming that Cuba had a really good (especially for a former Soviet puppet) rating in medical areas. Is this correct or some nonsense dreamed up by my dusty memories when CUBA was the one country that survived my Pandemic 2 plague?

Consider:

Politically, for some time now, Chavez has been seen unfavorably in the U.S. For example,

He has been an influential member in the OPEC oil cartel of oil producing nations;

He has criticized the U.S.'s bombing of Afghanistan in retaliation for the September 11 2001 terrorist attacks;

He has stopped the Venezuelan military taking part in naval exercises in the Caribbean;

The U.S. military has been denied access to Venezuelan airspace, hampering Washington's war in Colombia;

He has been friendly to Cuba's Fidel Castro;

He has sold oil to Cuba;

He has tried to implement economic policies that are not always in line with the Washington Consensus/Neoliberalism ideology;

He has made Venezuela a potential alternative to the IMF for other Latin American countries for funding and loans, signifying a major loss of influence of the United States in the region;

And, Venezuela is also home to the largest currently known oil reserves in the world outside the Middle East.

Any one of those thing would be enough to get him onto Washington's shiat list and spin the propaganda machine into overdrive. But you can read for yourself:

Media, Propaganda and Venezuela (new window)

U.S. Companies Behind Anti-Reform Propaganda in Venezuela (new window)

COLOMBIA AND VENEZUELA: TESTING THE PROPAGANDA MODEL (new window)

xaveth

2011-10-21 12:24:33 AM

This is good news... for Obama.

Draq

2011-10-21 12:30:59 AM

I have to log into google to read news? No thanks.

Show_The_O_Face

2011-10-21 12:33:06 AM

Draq: I have to log into google to read news? No thanks.

I ran into the same issue on my Droid.

Marcus Aurelius

2011-10-21 12:36:13 AM

I'll just leave this right here.

StoPPeRmobile

2011-10-21 12:41:09 AM

fusillade762: I see everyone is happily gobbling down the US propaganda about Chavez.

Carry on.

You must be new here.

RobbieFal

2011-10-21 12:43:15 AM

BobtheFascist: Jobs, Gaddafi... Chavez?

They say it happens in 3's.

already happened in 3s..

Jobs, Al Davis, Gaddafi

Fluorescent Testicle

2011-10-21 12:43:17 AM

airplayne: So are we going to start seeing world leaders dropping in threes, like celebrities?

I'd already assumed that this year's theme was "Terrorists and Dictators" - Osama, Gaddafi and either Chavez or Mubarak.

Point02GPA

2011-10-21 01:03:11 AM

otterly_delicious: Point02GPA: otterly_delicious ~

KFI?

Hm?

Here ya go (new window)

Thanks.

The Ghoul Pool
John and Ken
KFI-640 am

fusillade762

2011-10-21 01:09:24 AM

Fluorescent Testicle: airplayne: So are we going to start seeing world leaders dropping in threes, like celebrities?

I'd already assumed that this year's theme was "Terrorists and Dictators" - Osama, Gaddafi and either Chavez or Mubarak.

Castro must not be long for this world. Hell, the guy's 85. I'm guessing he's next, if he's not dead already.

Krikkitbot

2011-10-21 01:11:09 AM

Statistically, he will be dead by 2014

otterly_delicious

2011-10-21 01:16:02 AM

Point02GPA: otterly_delicious: Point02GPA: otterly_delicious ~

KFI?

Hm?

Here ya go (new window)

Thanks.

The Ghoul Pool
John and Ken
KFI-640 am

Ohhh... heh... Yeah, I listen to them too.
/HEADS ON A STICK!

Urinal Cake Mix

2011-10-21 01:17:54 AM

Yeah, cause death by cancer would just be a little too convenient, wouldn't it?

Ghastly

2011-10-21 01:28:37 AM

Am I missing something here? This is all the article says when I click the link.

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Harv72b

2011-10-21 02:30:33 AM