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Did you know that, in France, a bucket of Extra Crispy isn't called a bucket of Extra Crispy?

velcrovagina: best employee ever award

soon to be looking for a new job

Travolta should have just told them he was the sausage king of Chicago.

BroVinny: Did you know that, in France, a bucket of Extra Crispy isn't called a bucket of Extra Crispy?

No? What do they call it?

of course, soon to be looking for a new job

but he/she will always be able to say they yold Travolta/some dude working for Travolta to basically shove it.....so....win

oh, and that job sucks anyway

shinji3i: BroVinny: Did you know that, in France, a bucket of Extra Crispy isn't called a bucket of Extra Crispy?

No? What do they call it?

Royale Flush

Harry_Seldon: shinji3i: BroVinny: Did you know that, in France, a bucket of Extra Crispy isn't called a bucket of Extra Crispy?

No? What do they call it?

Royale Flush

What he said.

/had no idea how I was going to follow up

He had nothing the worry about, the whites only section is always empty.

Popeyes > KFC.

/fo reals

Excuse me, sir, which house wine goes best with your "Double Down"?

Travolta is a fried chickenhawk, from what I hear.

SnakeMan: Riiiiiight. Because there were no KFCs around when Travolta was growing up before he had money.

What's that have to do with anything?

"I must know twenty ways to get free lunch in this town."

if Travolta wanted to dine there, he would have to wait on line like a civilian.

How did this begin? Did someone in the New York area accidentally stumble over their words, and everyone has politely just gone with it ever since? Everyone in the outskirts seems to have more or less done their part about keeping it confined.

Riotboy: Popeyes Bojangles> KFC.

/fo reals

I like Popeyes. But Bojangles wins.


/their dirty rice is amazing
//Popeyes has better biscuits though

You think with a financial statement like this you can have the duck?

theflatline: he built a rather nice Scientology center here in Ocala and staffed it with hotties.


Of which gender?

/cos he has teh ghey

SnakeMan: Riiiiiight. Because there were no KFCs around when Travolta was growing up before he had money.

To be fair this was in England. Considering how much of their food is boiled I would imagine good fried food would be in quite high demand.


Harry_Seldon: shinji3i: BroVinny: Did you know that, in France, a bucket of Extra Crispy isn't called a bucket of Extra Crispy?

No? What do they call it?

Royale Flush

I would have thought that would be a Taco Bell item.

I've been to a KFC in the UK - I'm surprised they had tables.

/recommend Travolta bring armed guards as well.
//after 20 days in London - a bit of KFC chicken was really awesome
///had to bring it back to my hotel

"Perhaps Travolta should have tried McDonald's and promised to order a Royale with cheese"

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA !!!

I don't blame the employee at all. Travolta probably would expect to sign an autograph or two and then skip on the bill. Friggin mayonaisse on french fry loving bastard.

SnakeMan: Riiiiiight. Because there were no KFCs around when Travolta was growing up before he had money.

I don't think they had KFC's in NY back then.

Sabyen91: Le Bomb Suprize: Friggin mayonaisse on french fry loving bastard.

That is disgusting. That is worse than Battlefield Earth.

/I actually liked the book, as long as it was.

I thought the book was tremendous as well, except for the 100 or so pages dealing with architecture etc. after the Psyclos (sp?) got blowed up.

From the looks of him, I would say he knows how lunch works anywhere.

StoPPeRmobile: SnakeMan: Riiiiiight. Because there were no KFCs around when Travolta was growing up before he had money.

I don't think they had KFC's in NY back then.

The big thing back in the NY day was Chicken Delight. They were huge and advertised like crazy. "Don't cook tonight. Call Chicken Delight." I would sing that jingle over and over until my parents gave in. I recall Kentucky Fried Chicken was around, sparsely, but not ubiquitous yet.

I don't really see what's wrong with John and his team here. They called early and asked if they could, then they were told they weren't.

Isn't it wrong if the star goes there and than demands a table cause of their status?

Maybe he was afraid there'd be kid meat in his lunch bowl? (which look damn delicious I just saw a commercial and i want me some. nao.)

/...

Sabyen91: tchau: I don't really see what's wrong with John and his team here. They called early and asked if they could, then they were told they weren't.

Isn't it wrong if the star goes there and than demands a table cause of their status?

Meh, it isn't a big deal but it is like the George Bush, Senior type thing where he doesn't understand how things work. farking reservations at KFC?

It's England though, it might be like that McDonalds in Japan/China(Asian country) that has 3 stories and like a hostess...could be major stuff :)

Travolta does understand though. He knows that if you have enough wealth and/or fame you get whatever you want. The snot-nosed kid spending his free-time at KFC didn't care, but he represented only himself; not the opinions of the huge, multi-national, corporation he was representing.

The official spokeman for the company had said, 'Hell yes, we would reserve a table for Mr. Travolta'.

If I go to a bar and I get some retard who can't make a rum and coke; it doesn't mean *I* don't understand how ordering a drink works. It means I got some retard who can't make a drink. Travolta got some retard who didn't know how to do his job.

Fark_Guy_Rob: The official spokeman for the company had said, 'Hell yes, we would reserve a table for Mr. Travolta'.

Hello, you seem like a pretty reasonable and intelligent person, I would like to request a reservation from you. I represent a famous prince of Nigeria, and would like to reserve some money so he may escape the country. Now I assure you that I am indeed who I say I am. I will reserve this money by sending it directly to your account for safe keeping. Please provide me with the transfer information so my famous prince client can initiate the funds transfer. You know this is legitimate because I have assured you it is. Please continue with haste good sir.

Sincerely- John travolta. Like totally for reals.

I forgot who I stole this from, but...

Riotboy: Popeyes > KFC.

/fo reals

Yep.

Also, I don't care who you are, how rich you are, or who you farked to get to where you are. Every customer gets equal respect and priority, at least until they start exhibiting douchebaggery.