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(FilmDrunk) Scary The search for the most unbalanced Ashton Kutcher fan has ended   (filmdrunk.uproxx.com) divider line 25
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AverageAmericanGuy
2011-10-20 08:29:21 PM
Stay the hell away from Ashton, you farking freak.
 
Sarcastica75 [TotalFark]
2011-10-20 09:10:49 PM
Dude was taken so I will go with Sweet for 200, Subby.
 
Atomic Spunk
2011-10-20 09:12:55 PM
AverageAmericanGuy: Stay the hell away from Ashton, you farking freak.

He won't sleep with you.

/you seem to be amassing quite a few of these nowadays, huh?
 
BroVinny
2011-10-20 09:13:18 PM
I thought the prize went to Demi Moore. She has, after all, added him to her collection.
 
devilskware
2011-10-20 09:13:51 PM
Atomic Spunk: AverageAmericanGuy: Stay the hell away from Ashton, you farking freak.

He won't sleep with you.

/you seem to be amassing quite a few of these nowadays, huh?

He might.
 
Sarcastica75 [TotalFark]
2011-10-20 09:18:50 PM
devilskware: Atomic Spunk: AverageAmericanGuy: Stay the hell away from Ashton, you farking freak.

He won't sleep with you.

/you seem to be amassing quite a few of these nowadays, huh?

He might.

Bring drugs a hottub and a couple of whores.
 
JasonOfOrillia
2011-10-20 09:19:10 PM
And there is a link to her picture (new window) in the article. Dude can get some quality action if he wants.
 
Sarcastica75 [TotalFark]
2011-10-20 09:27:02 PM
JasonOfOrillia: And there is a link to her picture (new window) in the article. Dude can get some quality action if he wants.

I kind of wish it read: ASH TON KOO CHER OM NOM NOM.
 
StoPPeRmobile
2011-10-20 09:45:28 PM
What a beast!
 
Fish in a Barrel
2011-10-20 09:46:04 PM
That last line doesn't even make sense.
 
jayhawk88
2011-10-20 09:50:17 PM
2.bp.blogspot.com

He can't quit him.
 
Sarcastica75 [TotalFark]
2011-10-20 09:52:50 PM
Fish in a Barrel: That last line doesn't even make sense.


you expect correct syntax from the derptarded?
 
ProdigalSigh
2011-10-20 09:54:53 PM
Why isn't the I capitalized and what the hell does, "love is forever fan love you" mean?

I'm looking for a wombat in Calcutta here aren't I?
 
Hankie Fest [TotalFark]
2011-10-20 10:10:31 PM
Did you expect it to be a hott girl? Hott women don't need to publicize celebrity crushes.
 
scottydoesntknow [TotalFark]
2011-10-20 10:15:23 PM
ProdigalSigh: Why isn't the I capitalized and what the hell does, "love is forever fan love you" mean?

I'm looking for a wombat in Calcutta here aren't I?

Well since she's from another country I'd bet she ran it through Google Translator and ended up with that gem.

Either that or she's just stupid
 
StoPPeRmobile
2011-10-20 10:25:25 PM
Meh! Temporary ink rips the fun out.
 
D_Evans45
2011-10-20 10:43:02 PM
I hope Ashton isnt becoming the new Sheen. Lets talk about old news. What about Tupac. I hear he gets around. Round and round.
 
What_Would_Jimi_Do
2011-10-20 11:25:48 PM
D_Evans45: I hope Ashton isnt becoming the new Sheen. Lets talk about old news. What about Tupac. I hear he gets around. Round and round in 1994.
 
Nuclear Monk
2011-10-20 11:44:00 PM
Mom?
 
Sherjo311
2011-10-20 11:44:19 PM
ProdigalSigh: Why isn't the I capitalized and what the hell does, "love is forever fan love you" mean?

I'm looking for a wombat in Calcutta here aren't I?

engrish isn't just limited to oriental dialects, apparently.
 
DeaH
2011-10-21 01:05:18 AM
Has she secretly been sneaking into his bedroom to steal the hair from his comb and hairbrush, so she can knit herself a bra and panty set from the hair?

Contest still on.
 
SomethingToDo
2011-10-21 01:55:31 AM
Sweet! What does mine say?

"Ashton Kutcher I love you; love is forever; fan love you"

...

Sweet! What does mine say?
 
Uncle Wiggly [TotalFark]
2011-10-21 04:48:01 AM
The guy who produces Two and A Half Men?
 
JoeJitsu
2011-10-21 09:25:28 AM
The search for the most unbalanced Ashton Kutcher fan has ended

Too many words, subby.
 
Jamdug! [TotalFark]
2011-10-21 11:14:15 AM
devilskware: Atomic Spunk: AverageAmericanGuy: Stay the hell away from Ashton, you farking freak.

He won't sleep with you.

/you seem to be amassing quite a few of these nowadays, huh?

He might.

Well done.
 
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