How can she read it if she's dead?

/yes, I know

It's too bad that greed doesn't cause ass cancer.

She's right, he hasn't suffered enough, but she would have been better off not writing that letter. Sociopaths can't feel remorse you see, so there is no point. And any temporary satisfaction she may have received from sending it was wiped out with his reply.

/Madoff should have been sent to "federal pound me in the arse prison"

Then why doesn't he marry an ice cream sandwich?

Headso: She wrote the the guy a letter trying to make him feel bad so he wrote a letter to her back trying to make her feel bad...

hobblekitty: Sociopaths can't feel remorse you see, so there is no point.

And those two statements are pretty much all that can be said, really.

shanrick: It's too bad that greed doesn't cause ass cancer.

Except maybe this.

Flint Ironstag: Surely he wrote to "his daughter in law" or "his dead son's wife"? If he wrote to "his dead son's daughter in law" that would have been some sort of grand daughter?

And yeah, she started it.

To sum it up:
1. Headline fail
2. Those two deserve each other

Meh, I don't want to take up for the guy, but ole girl wrote a spiteful letter and Bernie just spit it back at her. You get what you give. Don't dish it if you can't eat it.

Bernie's lucky he took all his clients' money, otherwise they might be able to afford the three cartons of cigarettes it would take to get him shived.

Give them all papercuts and rub in some cayenne pepper.

cryinoutloud: hobblekitty: She's right, he hasn't suffered enough, but she would have been better off not writing that letter. Sociopaths can't feel remorse you see, so there is no point. And any temporary satisfaction she may have received from sending it was wiped out with his reply.
/Madoff should have been sent to "federal pound me in the arse prison"

Rule #1 of dealing with psychos: Don't interact with them, at all, ever.
There is no rule #2.

What about Double-Tap? I'm sure it would work in this scenario too

This lady is a real dummy. So is anyone who thought this guy was going to real prison.

Quantum Apostrophe: cryinoutloud: Rule #1 of dealing with psychos: Don't interact with them, at all, ever.

Except when you're young and like the bad boys. Right? And then go crying to the nice guys you rejected when it all falls to crap? Right?

There are no nice guys.There are no bad boys. There is only...dancing penises.

she's an idiot for trying to out-douche this douchenozzle -- but maybe it runs in the family.

she's an double idiot for reading the reply.

To My Good friend,
Here is an investment opportunity of a lifetime. For an investment of at least 30 cigarettes, I can guarantee a 100% return on your investment. That's at least 60 cigarettes less my fee. Can Chase offer you this? No.

I will take your investment and invest it in the market here in prison. Only an experienced trader will be able to navigate the many changing laws of this market and I feel I am that person.

You have to act fast. This opportunity won't last. In a few days, a member of the Crips will attempt to stab (or shiv) a member of the Bloodz. All the smart money is on the Crip. He has the element of surprise and a sharp object.

However, I have been privy to information that were this a managed market, it might e considered insider information. However, those rules don't apply here. There will be a second Blood near the first and the Crips do not know this person's affiliation. So when the time comes, it will be 2 on 1.

The money is all on the Crip to win and they are accepting all bets with excellent odds. 2 to 1 is the minimum. I can get 5 to 1 in D Block.

Your cigarettes must be packed in or smuggled through a guard. Menthol or Regular. Name brand. In exchange I will at least double your investment within a week. Act now.

Signed
Bernie "Mad Dog" Madoff

The preceding was for informational purposes only and not an offer nor guarantee. No guarantees are made nor implied and as always check with a financial specialist before investing any cigarettes.

So he had a little problem with arithmetic. Is that any reason to lock him up?

So she's single and rich, right?

Grobbley: She's an annoying coont. Bernie is a douchebag but I almost hate the daughter-in-law more just because she's so stupid and annoying.


Yeah, feels like she's trying to garner some publicity to funnel some money her direction. I also wonder if his suicide son really offed himself due to familial shame, or if he did so out of the terrifying and depressing shock that he wasn't going to inherit a megafortune.

This is the same guy who was whining about his investors being upset because "he'd been taking care of them for 20 years and this is the thanks I get."

They need to put his picture in the dictionary next to "sociopath". As for her, well, who can blame her if she's got some axes to grind. She may be annoying, but the only person who can give Bernie a run for his money might--MIGHT--be Hitler.