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(ABC) Sick Bernie Maddoff writes letter to his dead son's daughter-in-law from jail, tells her he is doing the time of his life and informs her about "great new investment possiblity"   (abcnews.go.com) divider line 114
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2011-10-20 05:18:57 PM
How can she read it if she's dead?

/yes, I know
 
2011-10-20 05:20:29 PM
She wrote the the guy a letter trying to make him feel bad so he wrote a letter to her back trying to make her feel bad...

The really annoying part of the story is the fact that this guy is apparently in one of those country club jails for the very wealthy.
 
2011-10-20 05:33:39 PM
It's too bad that greed doesn't cause ass cancer.
 
2011-10-20 05:51:42 PM
She's right, he hasn't suffered enough, but she would have been better off not writing that letter. Sociopaths can't feel remorse you see, so there is no point. And any temporary satisfaction she may have received from sending it was wiped out with his reply.

/Madoff should have been sent to "federal pound me in the arse prison"
 
2011-10-20 06:02:14 PM
Then why doesn't he marry an ice cream sandwich?
 
2011-10-20 06:06:29 PM
Headso: She wrote the the guy a letter trying to make him feel bad so he wrote a letter to her back trying to make her feel bad...

hobblekitty: Sociopaths can't feel remorse you see, so there is no point.

And those two statements are pretty much all that can be said, really.

shanrick: It's too bad that greed doesn't cause ass cancer.

Except maybe this.
 
2011-10-20 06:21:07 PM
His daughter-in-law seems like kind of a dick.

He should offer her a banana with STDs.
 
2011-10-20 06:43:56 PM
Surely he wrote to "his daughter in law" or "his dead son's wife"? If he wrote to "his dead son's daughter in law" that would have been some sort of grand daughter?

And yeah, she started it.
 
2011-10-20 06:52:17 PM
Flint Ironstag: Surely he wrote to "his daughter in law" or "his dead son's wife"? If he wrote to "his dead son's daughter in law" that would have been some sort of grand daughter?

And yeah, she started it.


To sum it up:
1. Headline fail
2. Those two deserve each other
 
2011-10-20 06:56:53 PM
Meh, I don't want to take up for the guy, but ole girl wrote a spiteful letter and Bernie just spit it back at her. You get what you give. Don't dish it if you can't eat it.
 
2011-10-20 07:39:52 PM
Bernie's lucky he took all his clients' money, otherwise they might be able to afford the three cartons of cigarettes it would take to get him shived.
 
RCL
2011-10-20 07:59:03 PM
Autoplay video with sound and no pause = Bad ABC News. Closed immediately.

/no adblock at work
 
2011-10-20 07:59:38 PM
Give them all papercuts and rub in some cayenne pepper.
 
2011-10-20 08:00:14 PM
Marcus Aurelius: Bernie's lucky he took all his clients' money, otherwise they might be able to afford the three cartons of cigarettes it would take to get him shived.

+1
 
2011-10-20 08:01:16 PM
hobblekitty: She's right, he hasn't suffered enough, but she would have been better off not writing that letter. Sociopaths can't feel remorse you see, so there is no point. And any temporary satisfaction she may have received from sending it was wiped out with his reply.
/Madoff should have been sent to "federal pound me in the arse prison"


Rule #1 of dealing with psychos: Don't interact with them, at all, ever.
There is no rule #2.
 
2011-10-20 08:01:46 PM
Marcus Aurelius: Bernie's lucky he took all his clients' money, otherwise they might be able to afford the three cartons of cigarettes it would take to get him shived.

"Shanking. It's a verb: to shank."

Now who wants lemonade? (new window)
 
2011-10-20 08:02:19 PM
cryinoutloud: hobblekitty: She's right, he hasn't suffered enough, but she would have been better off not writing that letter. Sociopaths can't feel remorse you see, so there is no point. And any temporary satisfaction she may have received from sending it was wiped out with his reply.
/Madoff should have been sent to "federal pound me in the arse prison"

Rule #1 of dealing with psychos: Don't interact with them, at all, ever.
There is no rule #2.


What about Double-Tap? I'm sure it would work in this scenario too
 
2011-10-20 08:05:33 PM
cryinoutloud: Rule #1 of dealing with psychos: Don't interact with them, at all, ever.

Except when you're young and like the bad boys. Right? And then go crying to the nice guys you rejected when it all falls to crap? Right?
 
2011-10-20 08:05:57 PM
RCL: Autoplay video with sound and no pause = Bad ABC News. Closed immediately.

Horrendous. Was looking for stupid commercial to mute when I realized that awful din was the wedding music.

/She didn't start it. Madoff started it by making off with half a billion bucks.
 
2011-10-20 08:06:07 PM
What a stupid coont. How low must you go to try to troll someone already in prison? Good on Mr. Maddoff for keeping his spirt up. My heart goes out to him. Keep fighting the good fight!
 
2011-10-20 08:07:09 PM
People like Madoff should be forced to do their time in the closest State Pen as opposed to these Federal Country Clubs they call Federal Prisons.

That would be just punishment.
 
2011-10-20 08:07:36 PM
This lady is a real dummy. So is anyone who thought this guy was going to real prison.
 
2011-10-20 08:07:47 PM
Question, which is worse:

A publishing company actually published a book written by this coont?

Or

There are probably people who paid good money for it. And also probably wasted a couple hours of their lives reading it?
 
2011-10-20 08:10:27 PM
Headso: She wrote the the guy a letter trying to make him feel bad so he wrote a letter to her back trying to make her feel bad...

The really annoying part of the story is the fact that this guy is apparently in one of those country club jails for the very wealthy.


hobblekitty: She's right, he hasn't suffered enough, but she would have been better off not writing that letter. Sociopaths can't feel remorse you see, so there is no point. And any temporary satisfaction she may have received from sending it was wiped out with his reply.

/Madoff should have been sent to "federal pound me in the arse prison"


Glad to see it's all been pretty much covered.
 
2011-10-20 08:10:42 PM
Quantum Apostrophe: cryinoutloud: Rule #1 of dealing with psychos: Don't interact with them, at all, ever.

Except when you're young and like the bad boys. Right? And then go crying to the nice guys you rejected when it all falls to crap? Right?


There are no nice guys.There are no bad boys. There is only...dancing penises.
 
2011-10-20 08:11:19 PM
That dress is terrible.
 
2011-10-20 08:11:19 PM
30.media.tumblr.com

He's also having the time of his life in there.
 
2011-10-20 08:15:20 PM
John Mirror: What a stupid coont. How low must you go to try to troll someone already in prison? Good on Mr. Maddoff for keeping his spirt up. My heart goes out to him. Keep fighting the good fight!

Geez...troll much?
 
2011-10-20 08:15:39 PM
FunkOut: Give them all papercuts and rub in some cayenne pepper.

Put toothpicks underneath their toenails and make them kick a brick wall.
 
2011-10-20 08:16:14 PM
Headso: She wrote the the guy a letter trying to make him feel bad so he wrote a letter to her back trying to make her feel bad...

The really annoying part of the story is the fact that this guy is apparently in one of those country club jails for the very wealthy.


Because you were only slightly annoyed that she's selling a book?
 
2011-10-20 08:17:15 PM
she's an idiot for trying to out-douche this douchenozzle -- but maybe it runs in the family.

she's an double idiot for reading the reply.
 
2011-10-20 08:17:16 PM
To My Good friend,
Here is an investment opportunity of a lifetime. For an investment of at least 30 cigarettes, I can guarantee a 100% return on your investment. That's at least 60 cigarettes less my fee. Can Chase offer you this? No.

I will take your investment and invest it in the market here in prison. Only an experienced trader will be able to navigate the many changing laws of this market and I feel I am that person.

You have to act fast. This opportunity won't last. In a few days, a member of the Crips will attempt to stab (or shiv) a member of the Bloodz. All the smart money is on the Crip. He has the element of surprise and a sharp object.

However, I have been privy to information that were this a managed market, it might e considered insider information. However, those rules don't apply here. There will be a second Blood near the first and the Crips do not know this person's affiliation. So when the time comes, it will be 2 on 1.

The money is all on the Crip to win and they are accepting all bets with excellent odds. 2 to 1 is the minimum. I can get 5 to 1 in D Block.

Your cigarettes must be packed in or smuggled through a guard. Menthol or Regular. Name brand. In exchange I will at least double your investment within a week. Act now.

Signed
Bernie "Mad Dog" Madoff

The preceding was for informational purposes only and not an offer nor guarantee. No guarantees are made nor implied and as always check with a financial specialist before investing any cigarettes.
 
2011-10-20 08:22:44 PM
So he had a little problem with arithmetic. Is that any reason to lock him up?
 
2011-10-20 08:24:22 PM
She's a 1 percenter. LET'S KILL HER!!!!!!
 
2011-10-20 08:24:42 PM
So she's single and rich, right?
 
2011-10-20 08:25:24 PM
i301.photobucket.com
 
2011-10-20 08:26:36 PM
She's an annoying coont. Bernie is a douchebag but I almost hate the daughter-in-law more just because she's so stupid and annoying.
 
2011-10-20 08:29:04 PM
Harry Freakstorm: The preceding was for informational purposes only and not an offer nor guarantee. No guarantees are made nor implied and as always check with a financial specialist before investing any cigarettes.

*applause* Very cute. :)
 
2011-10-20 08:30:58 PM
Grobbley: She's an annoying coont. Bernie is a douchebag but I almost hate the daughter-in-law more just because she's so stupid and annoying.


Yeah, feels like she's trying to garner some publicity to funnel some money her direction. I also wonder if his suicide son really offed himself due to familial shame, or if he did so out of the terrifying and depressing shock that he wasn't going to inherit a megafortune.
 
2011-10-20 08:31:32 PM
She's kinda hot, so I'm 100% on her side.
 
2011-10-20 08:31:48 PM
This is the same guy who was whining about his investors being upset because "he'd been taking care of them for 20 years and this is the thanks I get."

They need to put his picture in the dictionary next to "sociopath". As for her, well, who can blame her if she's got some axes to grind. She may be annoying, but the only person who can give Bernie a run for his money might--MIGHT--be Hitler.
 
2011-10-20 08:34:31 PM
FTPA: Mack said she was "smokin' pissed"

Sounds like a personal problem.

In fact, the whole thing sounds like a personal problem.
 
2011-10-20 08:35:19 PM
There is a special place in hell reserved for Bernie. His time on earth is a vacation.

/fry crispy
//deep fried
///is that a woman scorned ?
////extra deep fried !
 
2011-10-20 08:35:40 PM
FunkOut: There is only...dancing penises.

xxxbunker.com

Buzz buzz buzz buzz buzzbuzzbuzzbuzz!
 
2011-10-20 08:36:17 PM
He sure hasn't lost his knack for living the American Dream. Especially in remembering the ones he ran over on his ride to the top.
 
2011-10-20 08:38:38 PM
RCL: Autoplay video with sound and no pause = Bad ABC News. Closed immediately.

/no adblock at work



I just muted the sound and scrolled past it. But yeah, those are annoying as hell. I never watch "forced" ads because there's no way whatsoever they can force you to...even if you're watching a video with an ad before it. Just mute the sound, open a new browser tab, count to 20 or so, and it's gone. If you can't mute the sound, turn your speakers off. If you can't obscure the visual part, turn your monitor off. If they ever figure out a way to prevent that, just walk out of the farking room for half a minute. No one can force you to watch an ad. It's just not possible.
 
2011-10-20 08:41:45 PM
LanguageLikeBonsais: [30.media.tumblr.com image 500x218]

He's also having the time of his life in there.


Hey, T-Bone.
 
2011-10-20 08:43:01 PM
Wow.. even the in-laws of this family are greedy selve-serving assholes.
 
2011-10-20 08:43:17 PM
So...a troll got trolled while trolling, and now she mad?
 
2011-10-20 08:43:48 PM
FunkOut: Give them all papercuts and rub in some cayenne pepper.

Cute.

Tie him to the back of a truck naked, speed through a field of broken glass, then toss him in a dumpster filled with salt and alcohol. Or just nail his scrotum to a burning building and leave him with a pair of dull, rusty scissors. Take your pick.
 
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