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(Science Daily) Amusing Q: Which sex is better at humor? A: That's not funny   (sciencedaily.com) divider line 212
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2011-10-20 05:29:18 PM
Duh.
 
2011-10-20 05:29:37 PM
butt sex?
 
2011-10-20 05:30:08 PM
I have to admit that I'm pretty damn funny.

But looks aren't everything.
 
2011-10-20 05:31:12 PM
Of course men have a better sense of humor. When your wife asks, "Do these jeans make my butt look big?" and you answer, "I don't think it's the jeans," she never laughs.
 
2011-10-20 05:31:23 PM
If you buy her enough drinks, anything you say will be funny.
 
2011-10-20 05:32:05 PM
women are stupid and I dont respect them
thats right, I just have sex with them
 
2011-10-20 05:32:11 PM
They must not have accounted for queefs.
 
2011-10-20 05:32:52 PM
When is the last time you met a woman that was funny?

Difficulty: Whom you weren't also trying to fark.
 
2011-10-20 05:33:01 PM
Name any female comedian, and I can name 25 guys who are funnier.
 
2011-10-20 05:33:36 PM
Who's the funniest female stand up comedian?


I rest my case
 
2011-10-20 05:34:26 PM
KillAllHumans: women are stupid and I dont respect them
thats right, I just have sex with them


I think it's sad that you don't respect broads.
 
2011-10-20 05:34:58 PM
The_Sponge: Name any female comedian, and I can name 25 guys who are funnier.

"Blah blah period blah blah menopause blah blah my vagina blah blah my mom was crazy blah blah"
 
2011-10-20 05:35:11 PM
I'm probably starting a full out flame war here, but I truly think that male comedians tend to be funnier than female ones. I think it's usually because of the choice of source material...women's comedy usually skews more toward a female point of view. Then again, being a male maybe I'm assuming that all male comedians are skewed more toward males.

However when it comes to actors and actresses, both can be absolutely hilarious.

/ducks
 
2011-10-20 05:35:58 PM
Doggie style?
 
2011-10-20 05:36:59 PM
I've known some pretty funny ladies but sadly not many female stand up comedians are funny.
 
2011-10-20 05:37:19 PM
YES! Joke thread:

My wife and I went to the doctor and said, "Hey Doc! Doc, can't you do anything for this pain in my neck?"

And he said, "I'm afraid you're paralyzed from the waist down."

lulz
 
2011-10-20 05:37:24 PM
www.cityblm.org
A typical comedy joke.
 
2011-10-20 05:37:32 PM
Clown rape
 
2011-10-20 05:37:34 PM
Rapmaster2000: KillAllHumans: women are stupid and I dont respect them
thats right, I just have sex with them

I think it's sad that you don't respect broads.


Show some respect to the hoes!
 
2011-10-20 05:37:37 PM
Dudes are better at humors because they have a penis and know what feels best to get the blood flowin'.
 
182 [TotalFark]
2011-10-20 05:37:39 PM
by a hair? pubic hair?
 
2011-10-20 05:38:03 PM
Gillooly.

Gill - loooool - y.

Well, I guess that joke's not so fresh. BUT Y'KNOW.....
 
2011-10-20 05:38:54 PM
Now I will admit "Bridesmaids" was the first chick-flick comedy that I legitimately LOLed at.
 
2011-10-20 05:38:57 PM
Why did the two blondes cross the street?

One was having an abortion, and the other was driving her home because they were sisters.

hee!
 
2011-10-20 05:39:15 PM
The problem is most women have completely broken sarcasm detectors. An entire avenue of humor is lost to them.
 
2011-10-20 05:39:33 PM
Pair-o-Dice: Rapmaster2000: KillAllHumans: women are stupid and I dont respect them
thats right, I just have sex with them

I think it's sad that you don't respect broads.

Show some respect to the hoes!


biatches love respect
 
2011-10-20 05:39:48 PM
...

...

...

TIMING!
 
2011-10-20 05:40:03 PM
Baryogenesis: Who's the funniest female stand up comedian?


I rest my case


Kathleen Madigan is currently in my opinion.
 
2011-10-20 05:40:54 PM
halfof33: Why did the two blondes cross the street?

One was having an abortion, and the other was driving her home because they were sisters.

hee!


I lol'd harder at that than I should have.
 
2011-10-20 05:41:08 PM
Once again, Christopher Hitchens describes things more eloquently than I ever could. Link (new window)
 
2011-10-20 05:41:14 PM
182: by a hair? pubic hair?

Well, there's the problem. Women haven't had that since the Clinton administration.
 
2011-10-20 05:42:30 PM
So this man and woman are talking and the woman asks, "You know what's funny?"

And the man slaps her face and says "Misogyny, you farking whore."
 
2011-10-20 05:42:30 PM
"Sad for the guys," Christenfeld said, "who think that by being funny they will impress the ladies, but really just impress other men who want to impress the ladies."

...Which establishes you has having a position of social dominance, which...you know the drill.
 
2011-10-20 05:42:57 PM
scottydoesntknow: The_Sponge: Name any female comedian, and I can name 25 guys who are funnier.

"Blah blah period blah blah menopause blah blah my vagina blah blah my mom was crazy blah blah"


You forgot, men suck.
 
2011-10-20 05:43:36 PM
BurnShrike: I have to admit that I'm pretty damn funny.

But looks aren't everything.


How long are you going to be here? Is there a particular dish I should try?
 
2011-10-20 05:43:42 PM
rustypouch: Once again, Christopher Hitchens describes things more eloquently than I ever could. Link (new window)

oddly enough, the article cites him.
 
2011-10-20 05:45:20 PM
GnomePaladin: BurnShrike: I have to admit that I'm pretty damn funny.

But looks aren't everything.

How long are you going to be here? Is there a particular dish I should try?


Is there a server to whom I might pay a gratuity?
 
2011-10-20 05:45:24 PM
Maybe it's because I live in the DC region, but most women here are uptight, unfunny turds who take thinks way too serious.
 
2011-10-20 05:46:16 PM
Its an evolutionary thing.
Unattractive men need a sense of humor to attract a mate.
Women dont need one because they will always be pursued and, eventually, impregnated by some ugly, funny motherfarker.

And that child will be, hopefully, slightly less ugly.

The circle of life.
 
2011-10-20 05:47:20 PM
jokes.mtvnimages.com
Used to be funny. (but still uses 10+ year old material)


cyncity.typepad.com
Rarely funny... notorious for pausing after EVERY joke.


Never funny, ever.

(Not to mention just about every "comedienne" relies heavily on jokes about how awful men are, hoping to end relationships in the audience.)
 
2011-10-20 05:47:28 PM
StoPPeRmobile: scottydoesntknow: The_Sponge: Name any female comedian, and I can name 25 guys who are funnier.

"Blah blah period blah blah menopause blah blah my vagina blah blah my mom was crazy blah blah"

You forgot, men suck.


HAH! I actually erased 'men suck' and replaced it with 'my vagina'. Didn't wanna blah blah for too long.
 
2011-10-20 05:48:15 PM
Pair-o-Dice: Rapmaster2000: KillAllHumans: women are stupid and I dont respect them
thats right, I just have sex with them

I think it's sad that you don't respect broads.

Show some respect to the hoes!


Yeah Dames gots the feelings too.
 
2011-10-20 05:49:20 PM
Let's try that again...

www.bilerico.com

Never funny, ever.

(Oprah's magical powers prevented me from displaying the image in my last post. Beware the Oprah.)
 
2011-10-20 05:50:19 PM
People who knows me often say I'm the funniest person they know but they say it's a very dry quirky humour. I specialise in saying things to make people choke on their food or spit out their drink, do strange things like interlock stacking together every chair in the lab into one giant sculpture and not admit I did it, and manage to convince people that preposterous things I say are actually facts. I've written bizarre things into exam essays every time in hopes the grader will go "WTF?" What I do isn't meant to get laughs from other people, it's meant to amuse me, which is more important in the overall scheme of things.

If I had to do stand up, I'd get up there and deliver a series of the very worst pun jokes in hopes of infuriating the audience.
 
2011-10-20 05:50:21 PM
The_Sponge: Name any female comedian, and I can name 25 guys who are funnier.

Tina Fehahahahahahahahahahah I almost got that out.
 
2011-10-20 05:50:27 PM
Ok,I'll be the one to say it. My wife LOL every time we fark. So I guess I'm the funny one.
 
2011-10-20 05:51:24 PM
Men win by a hair?
faculty.uml.edu
/biatch has no sense of humor
 
2011-10-20 05:51:25 PM
jst3p: Baryogenesis: Who's the funniest female stand up comedian?


I rest my case

Kathleen Madigan is currently in my opinion.


I agree. She cracks me up.
 
2011-10-20 05:52:45 PM
Other than that, Mrs. Lincoln, how did you enjoy the play?

/too soon?
 
2011-10-20 05:53:07 PM
Women are attracted to a man with a sense of humor.

That's why I tell so many jokes about menstrual cycles.
 
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