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(Clarion Ledger) Dumbass Police officer tried to ignore the woman who called him to sell drugs, but man, she just wouldn't stop calling   (clarionledger.com) divider line 35
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2011-10-20 07:11:09 PM
She musta been goddamn ugly.

/wtfark
 
2011-10-20 07:14:31 PM
I think I work with her.
 
2011-10-20 07:15:54 PM
FTFA: "She followed our directions to the T. At that point we approached her and talked to her, and she basically said, 'Well, I've got it right here,' " the investigator said.

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2011-10-20 07:16:09 PM
She's doing it wrong. A good drug dealer NEVER directly solicits. They have buddies. who have buddies, who have buddies, etc. The obscurer the drug, the more layers of buddies you have to get through.

A fun conversational game is "How many degrees until nameOfDrug?"
 
2011-10-20 07:17:31 PM
What an idiot. She should have set up some kind of Groupon deal to drum up business.
 
2011-10-20 07:17:46 PM
I call bullshiat.
 
2011-10-20 07:18:58 PM
"I cannot recall a situation where someone has called a narcotics officer and offered to sell them narcotics,"

/they must not read fark every week.
 
2011-10-20 07:21:44 PM
Im thinking someone was messing with her lol
 
2011-10-20 07:21:50 PM
It's called dope for a reason
 
2011-10-20 07:23:40 PM
omgwtfbbq69: I call bullshiat.

I'm with you. I'd like to see the phone records.
 
2011-10-20 07:24:31 PM
video man: She's doing it wrong. A good drug dealer NEVER directly solicits. They have buddies. who have buddies, who have buddies, etc. The obscurer the drug, the more layers of buddies you have to get through.

A fun conversational game is "How many degrees until nameOfDrug?"


So true. I tried to find some raw ether for my "Fear and Loathing" suitcase for my Vegas bachelor party, and it seemed like everyone I talked to "knew a guy who knew a guy who had a friend", and pursuing those leads always turned out that it was some BS story they heard at a party this one time.

/pot is still the easiest thing to find
//pharmaceuticals are much trickier than I thought
 
2011-10-20 07:24:36 PM
friedlinx: It's called dope hydrocodone for a reason

FTFY

Doesn't really jive now does it turkey?

Keep popping those OTC & prescription pills to get you through the day while others smoke that demon weed.
 
2011-10-20 07:29:46 PM
grinding_journalist:

/pot is still the easiest thing to find
//pharmaceuticals are much trickier than I thought


You need to know someone who is a biologist, chemist or someone who is sick a lot. Or someone into veterinary medicine, especially for horses. I had access to ether when I was doing biology labs in university; we were knocking out fruit flies for mutation experiments.
 
2011-10-20 07:30:39 PM
StoPPeRmobile: omgwtfbbq69: I call bullshiat.

I'm with you. I'd like to see the phone records.


If you think people from Mississippi are stupid, then this woman lives in the area where Mississippians think those living there are stupid.

It could have happened.

I get wrong number calls all the time (not offering to sell drugs). After about the 15th time, I just sit and talk with them to find out who they are, what they want and promise to be there in 20 minutes.
 
2011-10-20 07:33:14 PM
omgwtfbbq69: I call bullshiat.

Obviously a snitch gave her the number to call and told her it was safe, but the cops can't admit that now.
 
2011-10-20 07:36:20 PM
grinding_journalist: /pot is still the easiest thing to find
//pharmaceuticals are much trickier than I thought


Have you tried the Internet, or a pharmacist?
 
2011-10-20 07:38:29 PM
Well, she may have wobbled, but at least, she didn't fall down.
 
2011-10-20 07:39:12 PM
grinding_journalist: video man: She's doing it wrong. A good drug dealer NEVER directly solicits. They have buddies. who have buddies, who have buddies, etc. The obscurer the drug, the more layers of buddies you have to get through.

A fun conversational game is "How many degrees until nameOfDrug?"

So true. I tried to find some raw ether for my "Fear and Loathing" suitcase for my Vegas bachelor party, and it seemed like everyone I talked to "knew a guy who knew a guy who had a friend", and pursuing those leads always turned out that it was some BS story they heard at a party this one time.

/pot is still the easiest thing to find
//pharmaceuticals are much trickier than I thought


Finding RCs is harder. Well, you can buy them online from sketchy retailers, but the idea of drugs in the mail kinda puts me off. As does paying in bitcoins or having to wire the money. I mean, IRL drug dealers are sketchy too, but at least I can bring a gun and friends if need be. Thankfully, RCs are still usually in the domain of college students, and made by the good ol' chemistry majors. I've know grad students that use the damn lab on-campus to do the unsketchy parts of the manufacturing process.

/Luckily, I've never had a deal go sour, and I don't know anyone personally who has. Oversold cuts? Yes. Shorted said drug? Yes. Over-hyped quality? Yes. But never jumped or mugged.
//Be safe, meet in a safe place.
 
2011-10-20 07:45:31 PM
Judy's dead
That's what I said
Judy had quite a load
Of Hydrocodone
But she called up a cop
On the telephone.
 
2011-10-20 07:45:39 PM
When two numbers are swapped in my phone number, it leads to a man with my name, who apparently sells marijuana. I will go long periods without getting any stoner calls, and then every once in a while, I answer the phone at 2am and someone on the other end sounds put out, or even angry, that I am not a man when they ask for me. Thankfully no text messages, but I have become extremely proficient in the various slang terms for weed.
 
2011-10-20 07:48:44 PM
Atheist_Republican:

Just start answering the phone "[city] Narcotics Enforcement".
 
2011-10-20 08:26:02 PM
EnviroDude: StoPPeRmobile: omgwtfbbq69: I call bullshiat.

I'm with you. I'd like to see the phone records.

If you think people from Mississippi are stupid, then this woman lives in the area where Mississippians think those living there are stupid.

It could have happened.

I get wrong number calls all the time (not offering to sell drugs). After about the 15th time, I just sit and talk with them to find out who they are, what they want and promise to be there in 20 minutes.


CSB.

You should be a cop.
 
2011-10-20 09:13:11 PM
As per the article: "If it wasn't so sad it would be hilarious," Scott said. "But a 61-year-old lady, this is someone who obviously needs some type of help with substance abuse."

Why does she need help with substance abuse, she is selling her pills, not taking them. Sounds like she needs financial help.
 
2011-10-20 09:36:04 PM
Can someone please explain to me why anyone wants to take Vicodin (Hydrocodone) to get high? I take them daily, have done so for years and I have never once gotten any kind of buzz from them. Hell, I am on morphine everyday as well too and I have never gotten any kind of high or buzz from it either. I just don't get it. How much of it do you have to take to get a buzz? What kind of high do you get? I really wish I knew what all the hype was about. The other thing is each one contains a good dose of acetaminophen, take too many pills and you can kill yourself from liver failure.
 
2011-10-20 09:37:38 PM
Rotory7: As per the article: "If it wasn't so sad it would be hilarious," Scott said. "But a 61-year-old lady, this is someone who obviously needs some type of help with substance abuse."

Why does she need help with substance abuse, she is selling her pills, not taking them. Sounds like she needs financial help.


Came here to say this.
 
2011-10-20 09:39:17 PM
OBBN: Can someone please explain to me why anyone wants to take Vicodin (Hydrocodone) to get high? I take them daily, have done so for years and I have never once gotten any kind of buzz from them. Hell, I am on morphine everyday as well too and I have never gotten any kind of high or buzz from it either. I just don't get it. How much of it do you have to take to get a buzz? What kind of high do you get? I really wish I knew what all the hype was about. The other thing is each one contains a good dose of acetaminophen, take too many pills and you can kill yourself from liver failure.

All of this, too. More people need to be informed how bad the APAP is.
 
2011-10-20 09:40:04 PM
Rotory7: As per the article: "If it wasn't so sad it would be hilarious," Scott said. "But a 61-year-old lady, this is someone who obviously needs some type of help with substance abuse."

Why does she need help with substance abuse, she is selling her pills, not taking them. Sounds like she needs financial help.


Came here for this.
 
2011-10-20 09:47:15 PM
My guess is she met someone who thought she was a narc that person gave her the cop's number to get rid of her. Either that or one of those situations where she took down the number one digit off, and the person who gave her the number either way was like; "keep calling if they don't answer at first. They'll eventually get back to you."

Ooops lady.
 
2011-10-20 10:13:05 PM
OBBN: Can someone please explain to me why anyone wants to take Vicodin (Hydrocodone) to get high? I take them daily, have done so for years and I have never once gotten any kind of buzz from them. Hell, I am on morphine everyday as well too and I have never gotten any kind of high or buzz from it either. I just don't get it. How much of it do you have to take to get a buzz? What kind of high do you get? I really wish I knew what all the hype was about. The other thing is each one contains a good dose of acetaminophen, take too many pills and you can kill yourself from liver failure.

The APAP is there as a pseudo-denaturant, so that if you try to get high, you will die. A good analogy is someone putting a shiat-ton of cash on their property, in plain sight, so that when some eventually trespasses, they can shoot them with a .50 cal automatic.

However, you can do a simple cold-water extraction and get rid of almost all of the APAP. Much like DRM, there's a way around every anti-abuse method. If there was a widely available product that mixed cocaine with arsenic, you'd have 25 guides on the internet that used 7 different ways to extract USP grade cocaine in 5 hours after release. It more or less relies on the drug user being too lazy, or not having the resources to extract.
 
2011-10-20 10:18:40 PM
she didn't call him to sell drugs. she called him in hopes that he would buy drugs. subs!

OBBN: Can someone please explain to me why anyone wants to take Vicodin (Hydrocodone) to get high? I take them daily, have done so for years and I have never once gotten any kind of buzz from them. Hell, I am on morphine everyday as well too and I have never gotten any kind of high or buzz from it either. I just don't get it. How much of it do you have to take to get a buzz? What kind of high do you get? I really wish I knew what all the hype was about. The other thing is each one contains a good dose of acetaminophen, take too many pills and you can kill yourself from liver failure.

you take them for pain management. for someone not in pain, it is not so much a high as it take the sharp corners off a box shaped day. vicodin soothes and relaxes. as in, you can rob a place w/ a weapon and not be all nervous and jerky about it.
liver failure or good health in general is not always a thought priority for people who abuse them self.
 
2011-10-20 10:20:38 PM
OBBN: Can someone please explain to me why anyone wants to take Vicodin (Hydrocodone) to get high? I take them daily, have done so for years and I have never once gotten any kind of buzz from them. Hell, I am on morphine everyday as well too and I have never gotten any kind of high or buzz from it either. I just don't get it. How much of it do you have to take to get a buzz? What kind of high do you get? I really wish I knew what all the hype was about. The other thing is each one contains a good dose of acetaminophen, take too many pills and you can kill yourself from liver failure.

Dumb.
 
2011-10-20 10:49:19 PM
StoPPeRmobile: OBBN: Can someone please explain to me why anyone wants to take Vicodin (Hydrocodone) to get high? I take them daily, have done so for years and I have never once gotten any kind of buzz from them. Hell, I am on morphine everyday as well too and I have never gotten any kind of high or buzz from it either. I just don't get it. How much of it do you have to take to get a buzz? What kind of high do you get? I really wish I knew what all the hype was about. The other thing is each one contains a good dose of acetaminophen, take too many pills and you can kill yourself from liver failure.

Dumb.


which part?
 
2011-10-20 10:54:40 PM
I was gonna mention about the lady needing financial help rather than treatment for substance abuse.

But I have never heard of someone selling drugs being so damn pushy. Usually it's the person buying the shiat that calls over and over and over. You would think that she would realize after the 15th call that they were busy and not in a position to answer. Or just plain didn't want em. Or you got the wrong damn number. I guess she really needed to pay rent.
 
2011-10-20 11:08:43 PM
Rotory7: As per the article: "If it wasn't so sad it would be hilarious," Scott said. "But a 61-year-old lady, this is someone who obviously needs some type of help with substance abuse."

Why does she need help with substance abuse, she is selling her pills, not taking them. Sounds like she needs financial help.


Also, why is it more sad for a 61 year old woman to be doing it? Do young men with substance abuse/financial problems not need help?

Oh, right. They're bad guys. Bang, bang, bang!
 
2011-10-21 12:19:33 AM
OBBN: StoPPeRmobile: OBBN: Can someone please explain to me why anyone wants to take Vicodin (Hydrocodone) to get high? I take them daily, have done so for years and I have never once gotten any kind of buzz from them. Hell, I am on morphine everyday as well too and I have never gotten any kind of high or buzz from it either. I just don't get it. How much of it do you have to take to get a buzz? What kind of high do you get? I really wish I knew what all the hype was about. The other thing is each one contains a good dose of acetaminophen, take too many pills and you can kill yourself from liver failure.

Dumb.

which part?


The people.
 
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