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SmackLT

2011-10-20 03:20:39 PM

In the quiet words of the Virgin Mary...come again?

Nadie_AZ

2011-10-20 03:39:09 PM

Surprise.
Why.

What other towns have strange names in Arizona?

I remember when Surprise was a town of dirt roads and open fields. I still can't get over how fast they built that area up. What'd they use, mobile homes?

Sybarite

2011-10-20 03:43:55 PM

AdolfOliverPanties

2011-10-20 04:10:42 PM

Dude in a local trailer park barricaded himself in his trailer, set the place on fire and shot himself in the head.

So, it happens.

/csb

Rapmaster2000

2011-10-20 04:30:07 PM

I was conceived by surprise mobile home buttsecks.

Sock Ruh Tease

2011-10-20 04:31:46 PM

Our city of 115,000 people was just one square mile of farmland back in 1938 when Flora Mae Statler founded it. So why did she call us Surprise? According to Statler's daughter Elizabeth Wusich Stoft, her mother once commented "she would be surprised if the town ever amounted to much."

Indeed, Flora Mae. Indeed. (new window)

Fano

2011-10-20 04:32:48 PM

Nope, Chuck Testa

Englebert Slaptyback

2011-10-20 04:33:02 PM

Surprise mobile-home fire kills man

Surprise hut-wrecks?

fark_your_mudder

2011-10-20 04:33:19 PM

FTA: Neighbors attempted to get into the trailer and help free the man, but the father told them it was too late, said neighbor Richard Posey. The 22-year-old man was deaf, according to fire officials.

Surprise, indeed

cgraves67

2011-10-20 04:34:06 PM

Rapmaster2000: I was conceived by surprise mobile home buttsecks.

conceived by buttsecks?

fark_your_mudder

2011-10-20 04:35:51 PM

cgraves67: Rapmaster2000: I was conceived by surprise mobile home buttsecks.

conceived by buttsecks?

His profile pic:
i73.photobucket.com

jst3p

2011-10-20 04:38:55 PM

mark12A

2011-10-20 04:40:07 PM

Noted town booster....
images.wikia.com

Mikey1969

2011-10-20 04:40:17 PM

Nadie_AZ: Surprise.
Why.

What other towns have strange names in Arizona?

I remember when Surprise was a town of dirt roads and open fields. I still can't get over how fast they built that area up. What'd they use, mobile homes?

There's also 'Nowhere'. 'Ajo' is Spanish for garlic. I know there are a few more, I'll remember tomorrow when I'm back in that dried up poop bucket. Oh well, at least I can get better beer there than here in Utah.

On-topic, I always chuckle when there is a news story out of Surprise, because it usually translates this way. I always imagine the murderer yelling 'Surprise!' right before attacking someone in---Surprise.

DarkSoulNoHope

2011-10-20 04:41:26 PM

Arsonists plan mobile home fires Subby, in fact they might have a plan for many different building types they want to burn!

Sass-O-Rev

2011-10-20 04:41:44 PM

Englebert Slaptyback: Surprise mobile-home fire kills man

Surprise hut-wrecks?

You, Sir, are now a favourite.

fappomatic

2011-10-20 04:47:04 PM

Grand Avenue and Happy Valley Road ?

More like Inferno Avenue and Death Valley Rd.

\poor guy never heard it coming.

theknuckler_33

2011-10-20 04:49:52 PM

Rapmaster2000: I was conceived by surprise mobile home buttsecks.

No wonder you're such an asshole.

Arkanaut

2011-10-20 04:55:55 PM

People who don't have electric stoves?

nekom

2011-10-20 05:02:27 PM

I do. Well, I did once anyway. Controlled burn of a derelict mobile home on my property.

Englebert Slaptyback

2011-10-20 05:07:32 PM

Sass-O-Rev

You, Sir, are now a favourite.

Thank ye kindly! *tips hat*

Trance750

2011-10-20 05:10:24 PM

If this was Texas, I'd say a meth-lab was somehow involved....

MBooda

2011-10-20 05:13:09 PM

Oh my god, smellin' tires, someone save the baby, it's a trailer park fire

Well how did the whole thing get out of hand?
I was burning spiders with the aerosol can

Oh my god, smellin' tires, someone save the baby, it's a trailer park fire

Where we gonna live baby, where we gonna live?
Storage shed on Cottonwood and 5th

Oh my my, smellin' tires, someone save the baby, it's a trailer park fire

Gotta get in there, kick down the door
Daddy left his Harley on the living room floor

Oh my my, smellin' tires, someone save the baby, it's a trailer park fire

It's Sunday night, the firehall's closed
Only hope now's if the waterbed blows

Oh my my, smellin' tires, someone save the baby, it's a trailer park fire

Well, you save Grandma, I'll save the crank
we'll meet out back by the propane tank

actor212

2011-10-20 05:14:20 PM

Mobile home fires are a surprise?

Hell, I thought they were an accessory!

sexy-fetus

2011-10-20 05:23:14 PM

who plans mobile-home fires?
People that live in mobile homes.

Artillero

2011-10-20 05:29:45 PM