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(SFGate) Fail Truck jackknifes, dumps load of 2,500 chickens across highway. Road closes until CHP can pullet off   (sfgate.com) divider line 46
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Makh [TotalFark]
2011-10-20 02:38:00 PM
 
ultraholland
2011-10-20 03:00:04 PM
Why did the chicken cross the road?

Inertia.
 
Joelogon [TotalFark]
2011-10-20 03:06:26 PM
Pullet surprise!
 
Sybarite [TotalFark]
2011-10-20 03:45:56 PM
I hope they're wearing pullet-proof vests.
 
theknuckler_33
2011-10-20 04:40:07 PM
Seems like a poultry response from the authorities.
 
Trance750 [TotalFark]
2011-10-20 04:40:56 PM
ultraholland: Why did the chicken cross the road?

Inertia.

Done in 2
 
Armed And Disgruntled
2011-10-20 04:42:52 PM
Poultry in Motion

/sweet
 
The Wizard of Frobozz
2011-10-20 04:43:19 PM
Several suspicious Holsteins were observed bumping hooves in a nearby field.
 
capt.hollister
2011-10-20 04:43:45 PM
Is fowl play suspected ?
 
fappomatic
2011-10-20 04:43:52 PM
As God as my witness, I thought chickens could drive.
 
Jake Havechek [TotalFark]
2011-10-20 04:44:26 PM
Nobody had the presence of mind to play "Yakety Sax"?
 
Rufus Lee King
2011-10-20 04:44:31 PM
I'm eighteen with a pullet.

/ba dum, ba dada dum...
 
LincolnLogolas
2011-10-20 04:45:15 PM
Did they hold the cock and pullet?
 
dustlesswalnut
2011-10-20 04:45:21 PM
Los pollos? Hermanos!

/reaching
 
zato_ichi
2011-10-20 04:47:21 PM
stuffkenyanshate.files.wordpress.com

Get yours while you can
 
Deucednuisance
2011-10-20 04:48:16 PM
The PULLET! The PULLET! It's the part that gets me the hottest...
hehe!.. now sing me that record, and I wanna hear it right now or
you ain't driving nowhere tonight, buddy...
 
Contrabulous Flabtraption [TotalFark]
2011-10-20 04:48:32 PM
Boo! My headline was better than this lame pun.

Chickens choking traffic on I-80
 
discgolfguru [TotalFark]
2011-10-20 04:48:39 PM
i121.photobucket.com
 
Mama's Boy
2011-10-20 04:49:46 PM
We're gonna need some help cleaning this up

www.frisianlines.com
 
voran
2011-10-20 04:49:52 PM
Figure they'll have to choke a few out, just to relax.
 
Mr Rusty Shackleford [TotalFark]
2011-10-20 04:50:39 PM
These kind of things happen when you travel southbound on I-80.
 
JoeCowboy
2011-10-20 04:50:52 PM
t0.gstatic.com

or a chicken

JC
 
mark12A
2011-10-20 04:50:59 PM
Did they comb through the wreckage for clues? The traffic reporters will be squawking about it all day. I heard the driver had no experience with big rigs, he was basically winging it.....

/annnd, I'm done
 
All_Farked_Up
2011-10-20 04:52:14 PM
He's Everywhere!
 
royone
2011-10-20 04:52:48 PM
Why are the chickens across the road?

Film at 11.
 
Uchiha_Cycliste [TotalFark]
2011-10-20 04:55:02 PM
Republicans and Tea Baggers seen flocking to Vacaville with boxes of condoms.
 
DeadGeek
2011-10-20 04:55:56 PM
I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road and not be questioned about their motives.
 
kindms
2011-10-20 04:57:40 PM
"You should've seen my shoes"
 
Ryker's Peninsula
2011-10-20 05:00:49 PM
Police put the estimated street value of the chickens at $17 million.
 
chookbillion
2011-10-20 05:01:19 PM
Poor little chooks.
 
Agarista
2011-10-20 05:04:03 PM
Vacaville? Shoulda been cows.
 
MBooda
2011-10-20 05:08:24 PM
I was born down south on a chicken farm near Mashville, Tennessee
'Tweren't nobody there but a sky full of air, seventeen billion chickens and me
And then one day, I said "Hey, hey, HEY, think I'll drop a little LSD."
It blew my mind
I got real kind
And I set my chickens free

And
there
was

chickens in the PASTURE, Chickens in the BARN, Chickens in the CAULIFLOWER, chickens in the CORN; CHICKENS drivin' CADILLACS to WASHINGTON, D.C.

...WHEN I SET MY CHICKENS FREE!

/props to r. crumb & gilbert shelton
 
StoPPeRmobile
2011-10-20 05:09:01 PM
To the rescue!
www.karnmeats.com
 
poot_rootbeer
2011-10-20 05:20:24 PM
images.tvrage.com
"Chickens!"
 
Ben Enya [TotalFark]
2011-10-20 05:22:08 PM
Oh that part of 80 sucks traffic wise most times. Glad this was at 2:30am
 
puddleonfire
2011-10-20 05:27:55 PM
Available for comment:
dailyink.com
 
zabadu
2011-10-20 05:47:05 PM
FREE RANGE CHICKEN, AVAILABLE WHILE THEY LAST!
 
Gyrfalcon [TotalFark]
2011-10-20 05:50:36 PM
Guess the driver's got egg on his face.

And the highway.
 
Raven Darke
2011-10-20 05:53:31 PM
Dude, that's pretty clucked up right there.

Looks like we really dodged a pullet this time.
 
AmazinTim [TotalFark]
2011-10-20 06:17:31 PM
These poultry jokes are paltry.
 
Kesrick
2011-10-20 06:27:15 PM
i1109.photobucket.com
 
mjoven1975
2011-10-20 07:29:20 PM
Agarista: Vacaville? Shoulda been cows.

i44.photobucket.com
 
sulco
2011-10-20 07:30:44 PM
PECKER THREAD!!!


/my cockerel does want steak
 
exactly three days
2011-10-20 08:15:34 PM
ultraholland: Why did the chicken cross the road?

Inertia.

Came to this thread expecting to find a shipload of road and chicken jokes, but this one takes care of everything.
 
ehummer
2011-10-20 10:41:47 PM
ultraholland
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Inertia.

Winner, winner, chicken dinner!!
 
Almost Pure
2011-10-20 11:07:07 PM
This is the third or fourth time this year my town has appeared on Fark. I'm getting worried about this now. It also explains what I drove over on I-80 this afternoon on my way to Napa. I had a feeling but... well yum!
 
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