ginandbacon: In other words: "BUY MY BOOK!"

What does is say about the GOP that two of the candidates, and the one being the current leader, are campaigning out of a suitcase on their book tour. Say what you want about Frothy, but at least he is serious about what he thinks is wrong about America.

It's too late to try to play the sane, level-headed grown up in the group, Newt. We know you too well.

I wish the moderator would just call him out on this. his only addition to any of the debates is to scold the moderator like some sort of pillsbury dough schoolmarm for asking questions about issues that inspire debate... at a freaking debate.

shut up newt, you cock

ginandbacon: In other words: "BUY MY BOOK!"

That and he's probably bucking for a VP slot as "the guy with fire in his belly^tm". He probably knows his campaign is lost cause, so he's trying to appear as the proud warrior for conservatives in hope the winner will consider him as a running mate.

"The firefight started when the cowardly sensed weakness. They fired timidly at first, then the sheep not wanting to be dropped from the establishment's cocktail party invite list unloaded their entire clip, firing without taking aim their distortions and falsehoods."

QFT, brother, QFT.

Clearly the only logical thing is to stop participating in the debates. Right Newt?

"I'm prepared to do to Obama what Lincoln did to Douglas," he said.

sure

impaler: Gingrich, 68, a former Speaker of the House, is best known as the architect of the Contract with America guy who delivered divorce papers to his wife while she was in the hospital battling cancer, married his mistress, and then demanded Bill Clinton's impeachment over infidelity.

FTFY.

The debate I watched, Gingrich was doing his fair share of bickering over Romneycare then saying something he admits to 10 seconds later as initially "just not true". Sorry Newt, you're just as much a part of the problem you're decrying as the rest.

(Except for Santorum who was being particularly petty by talking over Romney until his time ran out then declaring *he* needed to stop speaking because of the time expiration. That came across to me as exceptionally childish).

But the thing is, to a large degree its *not* a problem. Thats what these debates are for, that the voting public flesh out your strengths and weaknesses, your agreements and differences. If all 8 candidates are just going to repeat "Obama bad!" for an hour there is no need to have the event. I like seeing that Bachmann has zero substance. I like seeing the 999 plan being ripped to shreds as it deserves. I like seeing Perry keeps failing to provide his own economic plan. If you can't make it debating against members of your own party then you have no business on the stage.

Jake Havechek: What is this 1994? Why the fark are we even still talking about this amoral, hypocritical fool?

Because that's all the GOP has to offer anymore.

Jake Havechek: What is this 1994? Why the fark are we even still talking about this amoral, hypocritical fool?

Because people forgot about his term as Speaker of the House back then? He's had 20 years to rebrand himself in hopes the average vote won't remember.

/and pimp his alt-history novels

So is Newt just angling to be the GOP chair?

Imperialism: So is Newt just angling to be the GOP chair?

It had better be a rocking chair. His center of gravity is at his eyebrows.

Disposable Rob: I always find it funny that when you look reasons why certain politicians make millions of dollars, it's almost always because they're businessmen. Not that I think Obama was doing the same thing when he campaigned, but in his case, it's because he's a bestselling author.

Writing a book about your views has always been a political tactic since the Federalist Papers. It's nothing new. Cain is a motivational speaker currently on a book tour. He's stuck in a weird position of leading a race he never intended on competing in.

FTA: Chuck Deeg, 61, of Glendale, said Gingrich is the best candidate in the Republican field. He said Gingrich would defeat Obama in a debate because of Gingrich's command of the issues.

"He (Gingrich) would annihilate him," he said of a debate with the president.

Sure thing, Chuckie. A bunch of Republican congressmen thought the same thing. They didn't want a rematch.

Obama Goes To GOP Lions' Den -- And Mauls The Lions (new window)

Now run out to the lobby like a mindless stooge and buy some more of Gingrich's books.

Jake Havechek:
"Newt's getting a blow job," a female GOPAC staffer told me. "He likes blow jobs."

Finally. I share a view point with a GOP presidential hopeful.

What Mr. Newt Rann Xerox: FTA: Chuck Deeg, 61, of Glendale, said Gingrich is the best candidate in the Republican field. He said Gingrich would defeat Obama in a debate because of Gingrich's command of the issues.

"He (Gingrich) would annihilate him," he said of a debate with the president.

Sure thing, Chuckie. A bunch of Republican congressmen thought the same thing. They didn't want a rematch.

Obama Goes To GOP Lions' Den -- And Mauls The Lions (new window)

Now run out to the lobby like a mindless stooge and buy some more of Gingrich's books.

He had a Teleprompter for this right? I have been hearing from GOP apologists that Obama turns into a stuttering fool who can't speak without a teleprompter.

Oh no he didn't? You mean Obama who according to Republicans can form a sentence without his teleprompter destroyed the GOP in a debate. Then wait what does that make these congressional Republicans then?

Newt could have this thing settled in a minute. Next time they gather to debate, he just needs to unleash Callista and let her devour the other candidates souls.

Philip Francis Queeg: Newt could have this thing settled in a minute. Next time they gather to debate, he just needs to unleash Callista and let her devour the other candidates souls.

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Oh my god, don't do that to me right after lunch.

haha Republicans.. this is what you get when the main tenant of your party is personal enrichment above all else is the highest form of patriotic.

No sh*t, Newt. And you'll have eleven more opportunities to make the GOP look like idiots, assholes, children and lunatics.

Half the Obama campaign ads next year are going to be GOP debate clips.

depmode98: haha Republicans.. this is what you get when the main tenant of your party is personal enrichment above all else is the highest form of patriotic.

They should come out with some rules of acquisition.

21-37-42: Jake Havechek:
"Newt's getting a blow job," a female GOPAC staffer told me. "He likes blow jobs."

Finally. I share a view point with a GOP presidential hopeful.

You like blowjobs? I like blowjobs too. We should hang out.

Rann Xerox: FTA: Chuck Deeg, 61, of Glendale, said Gingrich is the best candidate in the Republican field. He said Gingrich would defeat Obama in a debate because of Gingrich's command of the issues.

"He (Gingrich) would annihilate him," he said of a debate with the president.

Sure thing, Chuckie. A bunch of Republican congressmen thought the same thing. They didn't want a rematch.

Obama Goes To GOP Lions' Den -- And Mauls The Lions (new window)

Now run out to the lobby like a mindless stooge and buy some more of Gingrich's books.

I watched that live. 2nd best thing Obama's done after Trump.

/I'd bone her

Sock Ruh Tease: 21-37-42: Jake Havechek:
"Newt's getting a blow job," a female GOPAC staffer told me. "He likes blow jobs."

Finally. I share a view point with a GOP presidential hopeful.

You like blowjobs? I like blowjobs too. We should hang out.

I like them like Newt likes them. Not to be confused with how Marcus Bachman likes them, if you catch my meaning...

/NTTAWWT