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(The Morning Call) Dumbass Gallant knows when to say when at the local bar. Goofus throws an umbrella stand through the window when the bar refuses to serve him   (mcall.com) divider line 17
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sweater_pups
2011-10-20 12:51:00 PM
goofus and gallant headlines??

really??
 
olapbill
2011-10-20 12:55:18 PM
sweater_pups: goofus and gallant headlines??

really??

I think I'm going to name my testicles that.
 
PullmyHair
2011-10-20 12:55:45 PM
sweater_pups: goofus and gallant headlines??

really??

Highlights for Adults: The uncensored version
 
JNowe
2011-10-20 01:01:10 PM
Thought this was going to be another Shia LaBoof story.
 
dustygrimp
2011-10-20 01:12:14 PM
Nobody takes being shut off well. Fortunately, they are always drunk enough that it's easy to avoid their wild haymakers. The bar's furniture isn't so lucky.
 
bigworld
2011-10-20 01:21:03 PM
I'm curious as to what the bumpersticker said.
 
Bagelox-99
2011-10-20 01:21:23 PM
Umbrella stand? Really now. Much classier just to do the Jerry Finn on the bar.
 
xenophon10k [TotalFark]
2011-10-20 01:25:08 PM
Remember when you only had to deal with Goofus and Gallant headlines about once or twice a year? Good times.
 
Balchinian
2011-10-20 01:28:48 PM
An umbrella stand? Was it next to the spitoon, or over by the escritoire?

Pretentious bar is pretentious.
 
chitownmike
2011-10-20 01:28:55 PM
Wtf kind of bar has an umbrella stand?
 
shtychkn
2011-10-20 01:41:13 PM
sweater_pups: goofus and gallant headlines??

really??

You just now noticed those? What have you been doing for the last 4 years?
 
olapbill
2011-10-20 01:43:47 PM
Balchinian: An umbrella stand? Was it next to the spitoon, or over by the escritoire?

Pretentious bar is pretentious.

however I hear the bidets are awesome to puke into.
//like a warm water drinking fountain.
 
Cajnik [TotalFark]
2011-10-20 01:44:09 PM
bigworld: I'm curious as to what the bumpersticker said.

"The man fled in a dark sport-utility-vehicle with a bumper sticker that had the Superman logo and the words, "Super (expletive)" underneath, police said."

Super Biatch. It was his wife's
 
jimothy99
2011-10-20 01:48:05 PM
I approve of this Goofus and Gallant headline and would like to see more of this sort of thing in the future.
 
Do you know the way to Mordor
2011-10-20 01:52:08 PM
Bethlehem? Well, it's obvious why they didn't admit the drunk- There was no room left in the inn

///well, it would be too crowded with a pack of camels AND a pregnant woman too
 
leevis
2011-10-20 03:35:43 PM
Everybody knows Gallant would never go into a bar, but if he did he'd be the designated driver.
 
I Have Assumed Control
2011-10-21 12:43:59 AM
If he could still lift that up, keep his balance and actually hit the window. He hadn't had enough yet.
 
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