It's all really just so sad. She's on this downward spiral and she doesn't have any way out of it.

Lindsay, we'll keep you in our thoughts and prayers.

The_Sponge: AverageAmericanGuy: It's all really just so sad. She's on this downward spiral and she doesn't have any way out of it.

Lindsay, we'll keep you in our thoughts and prayers.


She's still not going to f*ck you.

It's just really depressing to see how everyone is so quick to jump down her throat and condemn her for ruining her life. It's all "you suck" and "die already, biatch", but she's still a human being and words like that can hurt. Worse, it can drive her further into her addiction.

She's only in her mid 20s. She looks terrible. She needs help and support, not ridicule and condemnation. I'm not trying to get laid by her. I don't even know her. All I know is that I see someone whose life is spiraling out of control and needs to get back on track.

This just getting stupid. Either let the woman serve her sentance or lock her up for the minimum that most defendants get for this kind of thing. I mean dragging her into court over and over again and biatching about 40 min is 'tarded. This is why people biatch about getting stuck in the system. To my knowledge even two dwis in most states, by themselves, carry extended jailtime. Yeah she has the theft conviction, but i mean she would not have had probation issues if the dwis had just been handled.

Oxygen_Thief: This just getting stupid. Either let the woman serve her sentance or lock her up for the minimum that most defendants get for this kind of thing. I mean dragging her into court over and over again and biatching about 40 min is 'tarded. This is why people biatch about getting stuck in the system. To my knowledge even two dwis in most states, by themselves, carry extended jailtime. Yeah she has the theft conviction, but i mean she would not have had probation issues if the dwis had just been handled.

do not carry

They really need to stop coddling her for being a celebrity and throw the book at her the same way they'd do it for a normal person who got caught doing what she does.

Notice how they still call her "the Mean Girls star." Meaning "the chick who hasn't gotten a decent role since 2004."

/what 2004 Lindsay might have looked like

Cubansaltyballs: Oxygen_Thief: This just getting stupid. Either let the woman serve her sentance or lock her up for the minimum that most defendants get for this kind of thing. I mean dragging her into court over and over again and biatching about 40 min is 'tarded. This is why people biatch about getting stuck in the system. To my knowledge even two dwis in most states, by themselves, carry extended jailtime. Yeah she has the theft conviction, but i mean she would not have had probation issues if the dwis had just been handled.

The thing is, going through probation and community service is not that hard. All you have to do is stay out of trouble and show up somewhere and try to help out.

She just thinks it's beneath her and is trying to be the cool kid that doesn't care, but she just looks like more of a lowlife.

Seriously, it's 360 hours of community service... you could knock that out in 6-8 weeks and move on with your life.

but i think it is clearly not working for her as the court defines it. Give her 10 days in jail and be done with it. These extra conditions are not helping the situation..none of the charges are unusual.. probably hundreds of people get charged with same thing and are free from the courts in two months, even when they mess up. She is not a role-model nor should be an example.

Cubansaltyballs: Oxygen_Thief: but i think it is clearly not working for her as the court defines it. Give her 10 days in jail and be done with it. These extra conditions are not helping the situation..none of the charges are unusual.. probably hundreds of people get charged with same thing and are free from the courts in two months, even when they mess up. She is not a role-model nor should be an example

I don't think it's the court's role to "make it work for her". I think it's her choice to not commit crimes and not agree to terms you feel you are too good to adhere to.

then give her a short jail time and move on.

Cubansaltyballs: Oxygen_Thief: then give her a short jail time and move on.

Why short? She wanted probation so she wouldn't have to go to jail.

Well in my opinion her crimes are relatively minor and Cali cannot afford nor has the space to long-term incarcerate people who they are just mad at, for petty crimes.

Cubansaltyballs: Oxygen_Thief: Cubansaltyballs: Oxygen_Thief: then give her a short jail time and move on.

Why short? She wanted probation so she wouldn't have to go to jail.

Well in my opinion her crimes are relatively minor and Cali cannot afford nor has the space to long-term incarcerate people who they are just mad at, for petty crimes.

Driving drunk, being coked up, and stealing are petty, but it's important to enforce penalties for it.

that's why i mentioned a jail term.

AverageAmericanGuy: The_Sponge: AverageAmericanGuy: It's all really just so sad. She's on this downward spiral and she doesn't have any way out of it.

Lindsay, we'll keep you in our thoughts and prayers.


She's still not going to f*ck you.

It's just really depressing to see how everyone is so quick to jump down her throat and condemn her for ruining her life. It's all "you suck" and "die already, biatch", but she's still a human being and words like that can hurt. Worse, it can drive her further into her addiction.

She's only in her mid 20s. She looks terrible. She needs help and support, not ridicule and condemnation. I'm not trying to get laid by her. I don't even know her. All I know is that I see someone whose life is spiraling out of control and needs to get back on track.

So how many chances does she get before she quits getting a pass and actually has to be responsible for something? I think she's currently on about her 10th "second-chance" right now. Being lenient on her and trying to give her a chance to turn things around obviously isn't working very well.

The morgue? Don't worry. She'll find her way back there soon enough.

Keep her away from the embalming fluid. She might dip her cigarettes in it.

AverageAmericanGuy: It's all really just so sad. She's on this downward spiral and she doesn't have any way out of it.

Lindsay, we'll keep you in our thoughts and prayers.

There are ways out. She just refuses to use them.

/can lead a horse to water, yada yada yada

"Lindsay Lohan was sent home from the morgue"

"I'm not dead yet!"

Senior LAPD Coroner Bert Latham was quoted as saying, "In my line of work you smell a lot of weird shiat. Dead bodies dont exactly smell like the ladies perfume section at Bloomingdales, you know? But that Lohan broad? Good Christ, she smelled like she just crawled out from under a pile of Courtney Loves dirty underwear and then showered in bug spray. fark me, it was unbearable. So I told her to get the fark out and clean up."

I wonder if bookies are taking bets on when and how it happens?

Average American Guy.... ohhh weee beesh you are funny!

Vegemite: I wonder if bookies are taking bets on when and how it happens?

yes

Goddamnit that chick used to be so hot. Ugggh

I thought in order to even get in the morgue you had to be late, as in "the late Mr. Elmo Snograss."

Jamdug!: The_Sponge: AverageAmericanGuy: It's all really just so sad. She's on this downward spiral and she doesn't have any way out of it.

Lindsay, we'll keep you in our thoughts and prayers.


She's still not going to f*ck you.

She might.

I would double wrap that bad boy. The cooties she probably has could chew through a single condom.

lehmac: Vegemite: I wonder if bookies are taking bets on when and how it happens?

yes

What are the odds? Or is there a place to look it up?

ok she is not all that but I would put her on bed arrest in my bed and all she has to do is put out anytime I want and I'll only give her a year....if she agrees her sentence can start now.

Eh she is kinda beyond help, her folks are a mess and useless, friends? May as well just let her OD at this point.

AverageAmericanGuy: "die already, biatch"

I think you're exaggerating a bit. I think the general sentiment is more like "Get your shiat together already, biatch."

She's been given every opportunity and every resource. All she has to do is decide that she's finally going to give herself a kick in the pants. It starts with little things like showing up on time.

WTF ever happened to the "3 Strikes" law? don't we have people serving 25 to Life for shiat as minor as shoplifting? Shes had the "system" bent over backwards to go easy on her, and she keeps blowing it off, and they keep giving her a slap on the wrist. but her in county for 6 months, let her become some disel dykes biatch and then see where we are later.

The first two, maybe three times messing up can be accepted if it looks like you are genuinely trying to help yourself and the slip ups were minor. But clearly she doesn't care or is so deep in addiction or both to try. Being late is no excuse. If I was ordered to be on time to a court ordered anything I would make sure to show up early! She's not truly making an attempt. I feel bad that she is sick with whatever she has/is addicted to but these aren't reasons not to face the consequences. If she really cared like she says she would put in a lot more effort than she has. I feel for anyone who is afflicted or I'll but that is not a legal free pass unless you are severely mentally ill (in which, theoretically you will still face the consequences once better) or you are on a deathbed.