I'll be the first to say it, but Demi Moore is kinda hotter than that one pictured daughter.. of course, with clothes on at least.

well he earned it.

Dont all of these people have house fires to die in? Or potato peelers to be running into? Or tar pits to tour and accidently fall into? Or what about those surprise sink holes that swallow up entire houses and cars? Why is this in the rags every day? Why why why?

He cheated on her so I think she should have the privilage of shooting him in the face with a shotgun on PPV

They really care about their mom and adore Ashton; they don't want to think of him as a sex-addict monster like Tiger Woods.

Hehe. Sex addiction, what a brilliant defense.

Why did you lose your job? Uh . . . . I'm addicted to sleeping in late and rampant incompetence.

Why do you have this much credit card debt? Uh . . . . I'm addicted to borrowing money and never paying it back.

Why did you get fat? Uh . . . I'm addicted to being lazy.

Why did you as a rich, handsome, young, successful male bang all those random chicks? Uh . . . I'm addicted to sex.

Smeggy Smurf: He cheated on her so I think she should have the privilage of shooting him in the face with a shotgun on PPV

Jesus. Its just sex.

Question for the day: would you trade places with Rumer Willis?

On one hand, you'd have cool movie star parents, get to hang out with a lot of celebrities, have zero problem breaking into the acting business, and have more money than your grandkids could spend.

On the other hand, you'd look like Rumer Willis.

/yeah, that's mean

Smeggy Smurf: He cheated on her so I think She should have the privilage of shooting him in the face with a shotgun on PPV

FTFY

The My Little Pony Killer: The My Little Pony Killer: I'M NOT TOUCHING HER I'M NOT TOUCHING HER I'M NOT TOUCHING HER

D'oh. Pretend that comment was attached to the third image down and pay attention to what Asston's hand is doing.

I saw that and immediately thought "Why the fark is he doing hoverhand with Rumer Willis?" I mean, if you're banging the wilted, grey roast beef of their mother, haven't you earned the right to actually put your hand on her hip?

thismomentinblackhistory: That's an awful lot of work. Just post the picture. I can't read something, keep it in my mind, scroll down, and process it. Maybe I shouldn't be driving home tonight.

For The My Little Pony Killer:

chin up girls it will get better.

Lsherm: The My Little Pony Killer: The My Little Pony Killer: I'M NOT TOUCHING HER I'M NOT TOUCHING HER I'M NOT TOUCHING HER

D'oh. Pretend that comment was attached to the third image down and pay attention to what Asston's hand is doing.

I saw that and immediately thought "Why the fark is he doing hoverhand with Rumer Willis?" I mean, if you're banging the wilted, grey roast beef of their mother, haven't you earned the right to actually put your hand on her hip?

Yeah, well this is what that view looks like from the back.

gunga galunga: Question for the day: would you trade places with Rumer Willis?

On one hand, you'd have cool movie star parents, get to hang out with a lot of celebrities, have zero problem breaking into the acting business, and have more money than your grandkids could spend.

On the other hand, you'd look like Rumer Willis.

/yeah, that's mean

Yeah I would. I'm not attractive, not famous, and not rich so basically I'm 0 for 3, while she's 1 for 3. Hitting .300 will get you in an all-star game.

Besides she'd do well as a butch lesbian.

gunga galunga: Question for the day: would you trade places with Rumer Willis?


Only if mom still breastfeeds.

ManateeGag: Smeggy Smurf: He cheated on her so I think she should have the privilage of shooting him in the face with a shotgun on PPV

that is, if Bruce doesn't get there first. Maybe he will invite Ashton to cameo on Die Hard 5 and arrange a little on-set "accident"


I have to say I don't get this.

Isn't Bruce dating some 25 year-old? Or some series of 25-year olds? Does he/ should he really care if his ex is also dating someone younger?

While I'm at it, where were all the headlines about Bruce dating younger?

well, at least someone is probably going to adopt an african baby from all this mess...

watson.t.hamster:
Why did you as a rich, handsome, young, successful male jeopordize it all, i.e. your health, your career, your reputation, your relationship with your family, just to bang all those random chicks? Uh . . . I'm addicted to sex.

Fixed

Subby's Headline: "Kutcher despised by Demi Moore's daughters, Bruce Willis,"

Article: "They really care about their mom and adore Ashton...Bruce has stepped up and served as a calming force supportive not only to Demi and the kids, but also to Ashton."

TheraTx: chin up girls it will get better.

Well done sir! I was having flashbacks to Robert Z'Dar.

watson.t.hamster: They really care about their mom and adore Ashton; they don't want to think of him as a sex-addict monster like Tiger Woods.

Hehe. Sex addiction, what a brilliant defense.



NOT A REAL THING, A**HOLE!

She looks like hell and I wouldn't trade places with her for all the money in the world.

Says anonymous overweight blogger who lives with his mom.

A blog quoting US Weekly citing an unnamed friend of Demi Moore's daughter.

US Weekly is People Magazine for people who don't like to read.

I told you John Cryer was cursed.

Why is Bruce Willis going after his own son like that?

Boxcutta: She looks like hell and I wouldn't trade places with her for all the money in the world.

Says anonymous overweight blogger who lives with his mom.

Hey Rumer! You ever miss your friends out in the fields of Idaho?

Rumer


is just going to have to tell her dad to kick Kelso's ass

How could people so hot have trolls for kids? They look like their faces were stuck in one of those carnival mirrors!

/red hot

Do all of Demi and Bruce's kids look strange? Rumor and her jawline. The one in front of Ashton in that pic is all chin and cheekbones. What does the other one look like? Rondo Hatton?

89 Stick-Up Kid: How could people so hot have trolls for kids? They look like their faces were stuck in one of those carnival mirrors!

Drinking and/or doing drugs while pregnant?

Rumer needs to have all her features enlarged, except maybe her nose, then she'd be....well, she'd be better-looking. Maybe some extensive plastic surgery would do the trick. Do it, Rumer. Lindsay Lohan is going to be dead soon, we need someone else to watch crash and burn.

lehmac: Dont all of these people have house fires to die in? Or potato peelers to be running into? Or tar pits to tour and accidently fall into? Or what about those surprise sink holes that swallow up entire houses and cars? Why is this in the rags every day? Why why why?

You had better mean everyone in this story besides Bruce Willis!

Smeggy Smurf: He cheated on her so I think she should have the privilage of shooting him in the face with a shotgun on PPV

Yeah, this is a rational response to cheating.

/psycho

That first pic of Ashton, Demi and Rumer has Rumer looking better than I've ever seen. That lenght/style of hair helps lessen the appearance of her massive jaw/chin.

Also, which one is w/Ashton and Rumer farther down the page, is it Scout? She definitely won the looks lottery compared to her sisters. Demi looks like she needs a sammich in that red dress. She also needs to lay off the botox, her smile looks more like a grimace of pain.

/saucer of milk

length

/dammit

If you're Ashton Kutcher, why in the farkity fark would you ever get married in the first place? You go Clooney. Full Clooney.

He deserves all the ramifications for being so stupid

That earthquake scared the shiat out of my cats.

There's a saying:

No matter how fine she is...somebody, somewhere is sick of her shiat.

Never know, maybe she's a psychotic harpy when she's not in front of the cameras. Remember, Bruce left her, too.

Devil's advocate. Yadda yadda.

I'm betting that Bruce and Demi end up back together before they die.

And Ashton will be married to Lindsey Lohan, and cheating on her with Hillary Duff.

Lsherm: thismomentinblackhistory: That's an awful lot of work. Just post the picture. I can't read something, keep it in my mind, scroll down, and process it. Maybe I shouldn't be driving home tonight.

For The My Little Pony Killer:

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photoshop out those two trolls and that is a nice pic of Ashton.

/they are trying to look sexy, and failing

I find it hard to believe that at some point, she didn't think to herself, "Holy shiat, this third one is hideous, too. It can't be me. I gotta get a pretty man."