Rollercoaster........of love.......

gopher321: Curse you to damnation subby for that stupid F'ing earworm.

My suntan lotion has a negative SPF.

/not fair-skinned

gopher321: Curse you to damnation subby for that stupid F'ing earworm.

Masterstuff: gopher321: Curse you to damnation subby for that stupid F'ing earworm.

...AAAaaaaaaaiiiiiit!

"I'm Buck Melanoma. Moley Russell's wart. Not her wart. Not her wart! I'm... I'm the wart. She's my tumor. My... my growth. My... uh, my pimple. I'm Uncle Wart. Just old Buck "Wart" Russell. That's what they call me, or Melanoma Head. They'll call me that. "Melanoma Head's coming." I'm s... uncle! Maisy Russell's uncle!"

I got "Hey Yaaa" out of that for some reason.

Americans get sunburned? Good thing I'm not American, then I am safe!

/I get sunburnt instead.

something something oompa loompa song

Yep.

Life's a beach, subby.

/don't quit yer day job

Orgasmatron138: Masterstuff: gopher321: Curse you to damnation subby for that stupid F'ing earworm.

Current Resident: H31N0US: I got "Hey Yaaa" out of that for some reason.

Lucky you.

Oh, and thanks for replacing one ear worm with another.

I mean that.

Where can you run to
What more can you do
No more tomorrow
Life is killing you
Dreams turn to nightmares
Heaven turns to hell
Burned out confusion
Nothing more to tell

Yeah

/you're welcome

I'm more interested in this "drunkorexia" the side bar is warning us about.

Seems you can get drunk faster, save money, and not gain weight simply by not eating before you drink.

How does skin cancer form, is it a result of that specific area being burned and damaged? Because every person that I know that has had skin cancer got it in places that don't see the sun.

Looks like it is in remission.

In related news, kids keep scraping their knees after their mothers tell them what'll happen if they keep running around on the playground.

Fark the Macarena (new window)

my mother in law gave me lip because I didn't want her leaving the 5 month old out in the sun.

'Well, I have been out in the sun plenty, and I don't have skin cancer, its all a bunch of hogwash.'


No wonder the wife makes no sense.

I'm having some moles removed for biopsy on Monday, so I'm really getting a kick out of some of these replies...

The one phrase guaranteed to send me into a homicidal rage: "Gee, looks like you got a little sun!"

Really? Damn, I guess that explains the blistering pain and complexion of a boiled lobster. I really hadn't put that together before now. Thank you for the astute observation.

/I don't have skin, I have ISO4000

Ring
Ring
Ring
Ring
Ring
Ring
Ring
Ring
BANANA PHONE!!

The sun is the source of all life on earth. The sun is a big ball of gas millions of miles away. The sun gives off a warm and happy glow. The sun gives us nice summer weather. The sun will melt your skin and explode your DNA and you will cook from the inside out with cancer.

Also, I'm bald. There, I said it. If I forget a hat...15 minutes outside, in the winter, on a cloudy overcast day, and my head turns pink.

Yes, becaue when i went unbiased melanoma information, i turn to Klein Buendel Inc.

/sarcastic.

//we all die. if you prefer to die a pasty white rather than a luxurorious bronze, hell, i won't stop you...

SoundOfOneHandWanking: My suntan lotion has a negative SPF.

/not fair-skinned

Was it this one?

Had a silver dollar sized chunk of skin cut out of my shoulder to the muscle 18 months ago so I am getting a kick ...

zez: How does skin cancer form, is it a result of that specific area being burned and damaged? Because every person that I know that has had skin cancer got it in places that don't see the sun.

Once you get the cancer in your system, it can show up anywere. So thats why they spread your buttcheecks and look for skin cancer there, next to your bung hole Certainly if there is one place that doesnt get sun, thats it.


Its actually a worse spot to get cancer. If you get it on your forearm, you are going to notice it and see it get larger.

Good luck with having odds that someone has noticed the freckle next to your anus has changed color.

gopher321: Curse you to damnation subby for that stupid F'ing earworm.

How about...

melanoma DO DOOOOO DOO DOO DOO

Nutsac_Jim: Good luck with having odds that someone has noticed the freckle next to your anus has changed color.

My boss has a mole on his taint. Don't ask me how I know.

The Wizard of Frobozz: Nutsac_Jim: Good luck with having odds that someone has noticed the freckle next to your anus has changed color.

My boss has a mole on his taint. Don't ask me how I know.


... how do you know?

/I mean really
//How can you say that and not expect people to ask?

The Wizard of Frobozz: ...AAAaaaaaaaiiiiiit!

HAH

/best part

Ooh my little sunburned one, sunburned one
Looks to me like you've got the MELLLANOMA
Better stay out of the sun, out of the sun
Don't want to aggravate that MELLLANOMA

/yes I know Weird Al did it

I got a sunburn last June in Liverpool, so I'm getting a kick out of these replies...

/actually I'm not
//cousin died last year after years battling melanoma
//fark cancer.

That was the macarena? Made me think of

in other news water is wet, the sky is blue, and the government is corrupt. heres Tom with the weather.

Nutsac_Jim: zez: How does skin cancer form, is it a result of that specific area being burned and damaged? Because every person that I know that has had skin cancer got it in places that don't see the sun.

Once you get the cancer in your system, it can show up anywere. So thats why they spread your buttcheecks and look for skin cancer there, next to your bung hole Certainly if there is one place that doesnt get sun, thats it.


Its actually a worse spot to get cancer. If you get it on your forearm, you are going to notice it and see it get larger.

Good luck with having odds that someone has noticed the freckle next to your anus has changed color.

Thanks for answering my question rather than going for the easy, "how is babby formed" joke that I was expecting after I posted it.

Melanoma? Yep there's an app for that. MelApp.

Di Atribe: Fark you, subby
Theaetetus: [media.tumblr.com image 484x400]
And you! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU

Ha. I didn't know what it was until he posted that.

Several years back I got an awful sunburn - went to a pool party and burned every inch of exposed skin (excluding the palms of my hands and soles of my feet). I put on sunblock. It claimed to be waterproof. I reapplied it every couple hours over the course of the party. And yet, when I got home I looked like a lobster. So I didn't get a sunburn "in spite of the warnings." I got a sunburn in spite of taking normal precautions.

/the tan lines from that burn lasted over two years
//cool story

Lachwen: Several years back I got an awful sunburn - went to a pool party and burned every inch of exposed skin (excluding the palms of my hands and soles of my feet). I put on sunblock. It claimed to be waterproof. I reapplied it every couple hours over the course of the party. And yet, when I got home I looked like a lobster. So I didn't get a sunburn "in spite of the warnings." I got a sunburn in spite of taking normal precautions.

/the tan lines from that burn lasted over two years
//cool story

I burned the soles of my feet once. That was the farking worst thing ever. The next day every step was like waking through fleshy fire razors for a week.