Sybarite: So Donovan McNabb doesn't want me to eat a McGriddle?

Are you talking about Tiger Woods?

The fruit, it is so low-hanging.

Sybarite: So Donovan McNabb doesn't want me to eat a McGriddle?

Ok fine, im an an actor, and my name is Don Cheadle.

Sybarite: So Donovan McNabb doesn't want me to eat a McGriddle?

Rapmaster2000: Sybarite: So Donovan McNabb doesn't want me to eat a McGriddle?

Are you talking about Tiger Woods?

vinnydoz007: Sybarite: So Donovan McNabb doesn't want me to eat a McGriddle?

Ok fine, im an an actor, and my name is Don Cheadle.

Damn... thought I could be the first one to say something like that. I was wrong.

The former is a balding, 33-year-old registered sex offender living in Fort Washington, Md., who's been described in the press as "a little out of shape" and "not that athletic.

He should have pretended to be Jamarcus Russell.

How about Green Man claiming to be an authentic Phillies mascot?

/just trying to follow the theme of the thread so far

+1 on the Cutler remark...bravo.

SubBass49: +1 on the Cutler remark...bravo.

Yes, very original! Especially on fark!

+2 Subby!

Super Chronic: How about Green Man claiming to be an authentic Phillies mascot?

/just trying to follow the theme of the thread so far

What can I say? He likes to green.

vinnydoz007: Sybarite: So Donovan McNabb doesn't want me to eat a McGriddle?

Ok fine, im an an actor, and my name is Don Cheadle.

It's all about the implication.

When I lived in California there was a baseball player with whom I shared a name with. People always asked me if I was him, which I never understood because I am not black or asian.

FirstNationalBastard: See, the sex offender should have pretended to be Roethlisberger.

Done in one.

Spent the weekend in jail after impersonating a retired ballplayer. Shouldn't have picked Denny McClain.

bingethinker: Jay Cutler? What about the five guys in front of him, pretending to be NFL-caliber linemen?

I thought their impression of traffic cones to be spot on. If they were pretending to be linemen they're doing a pretty terrible job.

Tiberius Gracchus: bingethinker: Jay Cutler? What about the five guys in front of him, pretending to be NFL-caliber linemen?

I thought their impression of traffic cones to be spot on. If they were pretending to be linemen they're doing a pretty terrible job.

Pic related (yes I know it's the Steelers, but the "traffic cone" comment made me think of this):

/not mine

I have a friend who is the spitting image of Reggie Miller. He looks so much like him that people will come up to him on the streets and ask for his autograph, and then people will get pissed off and say that he is lying when he tells them he isn't Reggie Miller. It is funny at times, but it does get really annoying and sometimes scary when we are hanging out.

So if any of you L.A or Chicago area Farkers are ever out on the town or just walking down the street and you think you see Reggie Miller, it's probably not him. It's probably just my friend.

ongbok: I have a friend who is the spitting image of Reggie Miller. He looks so much like him that people will come up to him on the streets and ask for his autograph, and then people will get pissed off and say that he is lying when he tells them he isn't Reggie Miller. It is funny at times, but it does get really annoying and sometimes scary when we are hanging out.

So if any of you L.A or Chicago area Farkers are ever out on the town or just walking down the street and you think you see Reggie Miller, it's probably not him. It's probably just my friend.

So, not that I would recommend doing any of the things people mentioned in TFA did, but I'd think your friend could parlay it into getting laid once in a while, or at least some stuff like access to clubs and free drinks.

Super Chronic: ongbok: I have a friend who is the spitting image of Reggie Miller. He looks so much like him that people will come up to him on the streets and ask for his autograph, and then people will get pissed off and say that he is lying when he tells them he isn't Reggie Miller. It is funny at times, but it does get really annoying and sometimes scary when we are hanging out.

So if any of you L.A or Chicago area Farkers are ever out on the town or just walking down the street and you think you see Reggie Miller, it's probably not him. It's probably just my friend.

So, not that I would recommend doing any of the things people mentioned in TFA did, but I'd think your friend could parlay it into getting laid once in a while, or at least some stuff like access to clubs and free drinks.

Yeah we have tried to convince him to do that to help us all get laid and drink for free, but he is one of those extremely honest people. Also he says if you can't get laid using your own name, you don't deserve getting laid. Plus the fact that people mistake him for Miller really pisses him off.