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		Serial rapist on the loose in Florida. Police: "We don't know what he's going to do next." I'm going to go out on a limb here and guess rape (sun-sentinel.com)		78
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DrZiffle

2011-10-20 12:48:00 PM

Subby only said rape once.

rogue_L_chick

2011-10-20 12:48:46 PM

You don't know that. Maybe he'll stop for a sandwich first.

TsukasaK

2011-10-20 12:49:07 PM

Random Anonymous Blackmail

2011-10-20 12:49:32 PM

Or go get lunch, you can rape, but not rape rape on an empty stomach.

Skr

2011-10-20 12:49:48 PM

He must really like Cereal (new window)

cgraves67

2011-10-20 12:50:07 PM

That's some fine police work there. Why don't your detectives go and review the details of the previous crimes to determine an MO.

offmymeds

2011-10-20 12:50:09 PM

Hmmm...You just might be on to something there, subby.

dittybopper

2011-10-20 12:50:15 PM

You know, man, if we ever make it home, I'm going to do so much farking cocaine. I'm gonna rape so many biatches. I'll be like, "What time is it? After 5:00? Damn. Time to go rape me some fine biatches."

un_farking_real

2011-10-20 12:51:53 PM

I used to be a cereal rapist.

btraz70

2011-10-20 12:51:57 PM

ox45tallboy

2011-10-20 12:52:54 PM

tenaciousdave

2011-10-20 12:53:53 PM

ox45tallboy

2011-10-20 12:53:56 PM

Whiskey Dickens

2011-10-20 12:55:02 PM

dittybopper: [i52.tinypic.com image 512x324]

You know, man, if we ever make it home, I'm going to do so much farking cocaine. I'm gonna rape so many biatches. I'll be like, "What time is it? After 5:00? Damn. Time to go rape me some fine biatches."

Yeah. 5 o'clock. ...biatch rapin' time...

masercot

2011-10-20 12:55:22 PM

Sheriff's Office Sgt. Jerry Bevan said the man is about 5-foot-10 to 6-foot-3 between 30 and 45 years old with freckles and short reddish blonde hair. He weighs 200 pounds to 250 pounds, he said.

He is also said to have at least one eye and is HATLESS...repeat...HATLESS. He is directly under the Earth's sun.....

...

...NOW!

ox45tallboy

2011-10-20 12:55:36 PM

indylaw

2011-10-20 12:57:23 PM

Put out an APB for all men trying to ship 40 lb packages at FedEx.

Stratohead

2011-10-20 12:59:06 PM

Whiskey Dickens: dittybopper: [i52.tinypic.com image 512x324]

You know, man, if we ever make it home, I'm going to do so much farking cocaine. I'm gonna rape so many biatches. I'll be like, "What time is it? After 5:00? Damn. Time to go rape me some fine biatches."

Yeah. 5 o'clock. ...biatch rapin' time...

came to post this...

ox45tallboy

2011-10-20 12:59:22 PM

UtileDysfunktion

2011-10-20 12:59:27 PM

Serial rapist on the loose in Florida. Police: "We don't know ~~what~~ who he's going to do next." I'm going to go out on a limb here and guess rape.

Fixed.

/no charge

Your Boss

2011-10-20 12:59:55 PM

Qualifications? "Rape, murder, arson, and rape"
"You said 'rape' twice"

/obvious

ox45tallboy

2011-10-20 01:01:39 PM

Kome

2011-10-20 01:01:57 PM

He's been caught.

jpo2269

2011-10-20 01:02:14 PM

Quick, someone dispatch Joe Biden to Florida, only he can stop rape.

ox45tallboy

2011-10-20 01:02:24 PM

Glendale

2011-10-20 01:03:45 PM

ox45tallboy

2011-10-20 01:04:11 PM

ox45tallboy

2011-10-20 01:05:19 PM

I Mash Grains

2011-10-20 01:05:45 PM

They should just follow Ohio's example - shoot them on sight.

ox45tallboy

2011-10-20 01:06:05 PM

watson.t.hamster

2011-10-20 01:06:31 PM

Seems like "who" "when" and "where" are more pertinent.

protectyourlimbs

2011-10-20 01:06:33 PM

sounds like he is targeting hookers... move along...

dittybopper

2011-10-20 01:07:24 PM

Man, at $3.99 a pound, I don't know if I could afford a 40 lb box of rape. That's almost $160 before sales tax!

aasj

2011-10-20 01:08:00 PM

A problem is like rape, it is always better to face it, because it is worse if you turn your back to it...

ox45tallboy

2011-10-20 01:08:41 PM

ox45tallboy

2011-10-20 01:10:46 PM

dittybopper: Man, at $3.99 a pound, I don't know if I could afford a 40 lb box of rape. That's almost $160 before sales tax!

Wait til you see the shipping charges.

ox45tallboy

2011-10-20 01:11:46 PM

tmyk

2011-10-20 01:14:22 PM

ox45tallboy: dittybopper: Man, at $3.99 a pound, I don't know if I could afford a 40 lb box of rape. That's almost $160 before sales tax!

Wait til you see the shipping charges.

It's totally worth it for the convenience of having the rape come to you.

ramen_for_all

2011-10-20 01:16:46 PM

Good heavens just look at the time...

mdbuff12

2011-10-20 01:18:06 PM

I'm just a dog. I only know words like ball...and good.....and rape....

Genju

2011-10-20 01:19:25 PM

Article is so old they already arrested the suspect (new window).

Way to be behind the... Way to be out of touch with... Way to be ignorant of the current situation.

big pig peaches

2011-10-20 01:22:18 PM

Stay away from the frosted flakes.

Grapple

2011-10-20 01:25:14 PM

No Blazing Saddles references? You're all fired.

Jackpot777

2011-10-20 01:26:20 PM

Egalitarian

2011-10-20 01:26:37 PM

Genju: Article is so old they already arrested the suspect (new window).

Way to be behind the... Way to be out of touch with... Way to be ignorant of the current situation.

Ewww. That guy almost looks like how I would imagine the rapist/killer trucker in "Full Dark No Stars" (Stephen King, short stories). Except for the glasses.

rawbert7

2011-10-20 01:26:38 PM

He's in Texas!

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Jackpot777

2011-10-20 01:27:10 PM

Grapple: No Blazing Saddles references? You're all fired.

Ditto for the 40lb box of rape. We're all failing the youngling Farkers here.

MadMonk

2011-10-20 01:27:55 PM

Silly rabbit, cereal rape is for kids!

Stratohead

2011-10-20 01:29:41 PM

Genju: Article is so old they already arrested the suspect (new window).

Way to be behind the... Way to be out of touch with... Way to be ignorant of the current situation.

well he was apparently easier to catch than they thought he would be

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