I am a het guy and want to have Colbert's baby.

God bless the United States?

Wha?

That was beautiful.

So vote Obama?

You are lazy, the unemployed
Wall Street not affect economy
Stimulus cause first economic problems
Taxes too high for jobs

Obama is a socialist devil?

(this would be a good VE article)

Put it in my mouth (to a congressional page)
Shove it up your ass (to the black guy in the white house)
Supply Side Jesus saves all (to their retarded voting bloc)
Taxes will rape little kittens (to the Tea Party specifically)

What's more important, historical accuracy or removing the dangerous Marxist from the White House? Every Republican knows there is only one answer to that. Get a job you stinking hippie.

jjorsett: So vote Obama?

Yeah. That's exactly what he was saying genius.

Yet more evidence that Republicans....

What?

Jake Havechek: Careful, he's a freeper, he's smarter than everyone else in his special ed class.

Love it. The unemployed are responsible for not getting one of the jobs that don't exist anymore because Obama lost them all.
Throw in the desperate attempts to refocus voter rage at government and away from Wall Street financials and the G_lOP message just makes me feel warm all over.

terriblist: You are lazy, the unemployed
Wall Street not affect economy
Stimulus cause first economic problems
Taxes too high for jobs

Uh, haikus are 5-7-5, if that's what you're trying to do.

heinekenftw: terriblist: You are lazy, the unemployed
Wall Street not affect economy
Stimulus cause first economic problems
Taxes too high for jobs

Uh, haikus are 5-7-5, if that's what you're trying to do.

Noticed that. But as a terriblist, (s)he is terribly successful.

terriblist: You are lazy, the unemployed
Wall Street not affect economy
Stimulus cause first economic problems
Taxes too high for jobs

A whole extra line
Wrong number of syllables
Your haiku sucks balls

heinekenftw: terriblist: You are lazy, the unemployed
Wall Street not affect economy
Stimulus cause first economic problems
Taxes too high for jobs

Uh, haikus are 5-7-5, if that's what you're trying to do.

I thought republican Haikus were 9-9-9?

The reason you don't have a job is you're a lazy c*nt waiting for the president to fix things for you and Cain will fix that.

bunner: The reason you don't have a job is you're a lazy c*nt waiting for the president to fix things for you and Cain will fix that.

Exactly! Pay no attention to those men behind the Wall Street curtain.

Ctrl-Alt-Del: terriblist: You are lazy, the unemployed
Wall Street not affect economy
Stimulus cause first economic problems
Taxes too high for jobs

A whole extra line
Wrong number of syllables
Your haiku sucks balls

I larfed.
A lot.

bunner: The reason you don't have a job is you're a lazy c*nt waiting for the president to fix things for you and Cain will fix that.

Adds to favorite list!

teasea: Exactly! Pay no attention to those men behind the Wall Street curtain.

"Wall St.'s big, smelly ass is hanging out!"

"Put this Obama sticker on it."

"You think that will work?"

"Why do you hate America?"

2009 - "Go and worship your magic negro!"

2011 - "You should worship OUR magic negro! He has 999 mojo!"

2012 - "Supply side pizza Jesus will do all of the things I told you you should stop waiting for Obama to do!"

It's not that the GOP are transparent puppeteers sucking off the top 10%, it's - no, sorry, it is.

Ctrl-Alt-Del: terriblist: You are lazy, the unemployed
Wall Street not affect economy
Stimulus cause first economic problems
Taxes too high for jobs

A whole extra line
Wrong number of syllables
Your haiku sucks balls

Internet jargon:
"Original thread topic"
Last five words, pedant.

Sure, we screwed the pooch silly
But we're fine with that
Our negro has more mojo

This is a Republican haiku
Tax cuts, job creators, and Jesus
Will save us, not Barack Fartbama

Antimatter: I thought republican Haikus were 9-9-9?

pslong009:
This is a Republican haiku
Tax cuts, job creators, and Jesus
Will save us, not Barack Fartbama

Tax cuts for the rich!

See, if we give the rich more money, they will create jobs that you're too lazy to apply for, despite the burden it will put on their bootstrappyness that you don't have because unemployment is so high because of the high taxes on job creators that prevent them from allowing trickle down to work because only a fool would invest in a depression that was caused by Obama giving money to businesses that had nothing to do with destroying the American economy cause they were too big to fail.

. . .war will pay for itself!
. . .will be greeted as liberators!
. . .I don't recall doing that!
. . .um, well, all of them!

Antimatter: heinekenftw: terriblist: You are lazy, the unemployed
Wall Street not affect economy
Stimulus cause first economic problems
Taxes too high for jobs

Uh, haikus are 5-7-5, if that's what you're trying to do.

I thought republican Haikus were 9-9-9?

Haiku? What the hayull is that, some sort of Marxist lettuce?

And it's $9.99 a pound? Socialism!

A Republican haiku thread yes?
Nine sylables for each of three lines
That is what this thread has become, yo

Ceterum censeo Carthaginem esse delendam

Benni K Rok: A Republican haiku thread yes?
Nine sylables for each of three lines
That is what this thread has become, yo


There once was Barack from Nantucket
His stimulus plan? We did suck it.
He was insane, his name was Hussein.
We voted for Cain and whargarble.

jso2897: jjorsett: So vote Obama?

Well, seeing as how he's the only grown-up in the race at this point, yup.

Uh huh.

Jake Havechek: Bf+: jjorsett: So vote Obama?

Yeah. That's exactly what he was saying genius.

Careful, he's a freeper, he's smarter than everyone else.

At least, on this thread. Admittedly a low bar to clear.

Wow, a political cartoon that outlines more talking points than Bill O'Reilly's fat ass in a chalk outline. I'm convinced. BONUS! It flogs the old FOX fresh harrumph that he's "making excuses!" *snrk*

Antimatter: haiku

DEATH PANELS CLASS WARFARE MOAR TAX CUTS
Janet Jackson's Nipple is showing
So Vote Republican. Plum Blossom