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(Springfield Republican)		Police taser naked man at wedding after nobody wants to wrestle him to the ground (masslive.com)		18
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btraz70

2011-10-20 12:27:08 PM

not you fat Jesus.....

KingVJ

2011-10-20 12:28:20 PM

So are you saying if I'm naked & resist detainment I won't get charged?

Good bye clothes, FINALLY the freedom I was looking for.

WTF_Are_You_Looking_At

2011-10-20 12:29:29 PM

Homer Simpson?

Private_Citizen

2011-10-20 12:29:39 PM

Strange? More like Obvious. I'm with Tim Allen on this one; "Don't stand too close to a naked man". (And you sure don't wrestle them).

cgraves67

2011-10-20 12:30:39 PM

KingVJ: So are you saying if I'm naked & resist detainment I won't get charged?

Good bye clothes, FINALLY the freedom I was looking for.

Oh, you'll get charged. It will be electrons instead of indecent exposure.

Hot Carl To Go

2011-10-20 12:32:35 PM

KingVJ: So are you saying if I'm naked & resist detainment I won't get charged?

Sounds to me like you might catch 50,000 volts. Twice.

discgolfguru

2011-10-20 12:34:30 PM

I always thought stun guns and tasers were two distinctly separate things. Are the words interchangeable in the media now, or was I just wrong before?

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KingVJ

2011-10-20 12:50:18 PM

They are two distinct things.

KingVJ

2011-10-20 12:50:56 PM

Hot Carl To Go: KingVJ: So are you saying if I'm naked & resist detainment I won't get charged?

Sounds to me like you might catch 50,000 volts. Twice.

It is a sacrifice for clothes I don't have to wear.

bungle_jr

2011-10-20 12:52:51 PM

discgolfguru: I always thought stun guns and tasers were two distinctly separate things. Are the words interchangeable in the media now, or was I just wrong before?

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probably the "ak47" effect

as far as my knowledge goes, a stun gun is a handheld device with an arcing electric charge you can touch to someone to subdue them, and a taser has 2 wired probes that you can shoot at someone and barbs on the ends of those probes connect them to the person's skin, and an electric charge pulses thru the wires to subdue the person. therefore, very similar yet distinctly different devices

Theaetetus

2011-10-20 01:07:16 PM

Officers apparently approached the man and unclear circumstances led one of them to fire a stun gun at him. The naked man reportedly fell to the ground and rolled around, causing one of the electrical leads to fall out.
Police said he became combative and a second Taser cartridge was deployed, striking the naked man. As officers struggled to subdue the man, a state trooper was allegedly struck in the face, getting him a bloody nose for his efforts.

He apparently wasn't combative before they tased him the first time, and he clearly wasn't carrying a weapon. Sounds like excessive force, and he was justified in fighting back. Plus, the officers appear to be hiding something in the report, likely exculpatory. Not guilty.

rabidferret

2011-10-20 01:07:36 PM

...it's a touch spell...

NFA

2011-10-20 01:08:59 PM

KingVJ: They are two distinct things.

Both of which do the exact same thing, dispense a high voltage discharge into the victim.

Theaetetus

2011-10-20 01:24:49 PM

NFA: KingVJ: They are two distinct things.

Both of which do the exact same thing, dispense a high voltage discharge into the victim.

And, due to the inevitable spasms, cause a discharge to come from the victim.

fluffy2097

2011-10-20 01:25:30 PM

Thomas A. Swift Electric Rifle strikes again!

HKWolf

2011-10-20 01:31:34 PM

Was he a greased up, deaf naked guy?

/you'll never catch me! See you next year!

ggecko

2011-10-20 01:35:29 PM

NFA: KingVJ: They are two distinct things.

Both of which do the exact same thing, dispense a high voltage discharge into the victim.

Yeah, just like the media calls any gun an "assault rifle". But your argument is correct, a handgun and an AK-47 do the same thing.

leevis

2011-10-20 03:37:10 PM

Hey subby, taser is not a verb.

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