I hear a lot of complaints about candidates who don't have political experience or don't have business experience, but Herman Cain is the first candidate I've seen that gives the impression that, not only does he have no political experience (which is not necessarily a bad thing), but that he has clearly given no thought to the actual effects of his proposed policies. It's like his entire platform is just "wouldn't it be nice if" brainfarts.

He's the political equivalent of a kid who forgot about an oral report until the day it was due and isn't smart enough to competently wing it.

kingoomieiii: "You see, you just don't understand. The full plan has always been 9-9-9-4-7-2-3-8-4-1-0-9-8-3-27-4-2-3-5-3-2-1-4.3-4."

This entire debacle has shown exactly why the tax code is so complicated. Yes, it's overly complicated and could be simplified, but a system that only fits on 3 pages or can be summarized in a sentence is too simple for what is needed. Cain hasn't even been elected and he's already finding additions and changes needed for his simple plan.

you'd think that his plan would be seen as an insult to their intelligence. I mean seriously how stupid does he think the right wing pleebs are? this is worse than Fox News' "Fair and Balanced" tagline.

Is it pizza vouchers? It's pizza vouchers, isn't it.

Translation: "Apparently, this plan was so stupid that I've succeeded in uniting Republicans and Democrats against it."

I think Herman Cain should..... die?

Seriously, he's been vetted by the media and the pundits, it's clear he is worthless human garbage, can we move on to the next GOP train wreck?

The cake is a lie.

Just sayin.

improvius: Is it pizza vouchers? It's pizza vouchers, isn't it.

No, it's Soylent Pizza.

Jackie Martling: "What's 3.14 vaginas? Hair pi"

Herman Cain: "What's 999 vaginas? The cast of The View... which, btw, I'll be on next week promoting my book...."

Maybe it's this plan?

HotWingConspiracy: improvius: Is it pizza vouchers? It's pizza vouchers, isn't it.

No, it's Soylent Pizza.

He's got this guy named Not Sure.

I'll take "Let them starve in the streets" for $1000, Alex.

You know the anybody but Romney crowd is getting desperate when they fall back on Herman farking Cain. Guys, here`s a newsflash; economy or not, none of the candidates besides Romney are electable (well, except Huntsman, but that`s not happening) and every Republican debate just makes that clearer.

coeyagi: HotWingConspiracy: improvius: Is it pizza vouchers? It's pizza vouchers, isn't it.

No, it's Soylent Pizza.

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Oh my god, phase one has commenced.

xenophon10k: Newsflash: Herman Cain doesn't know what the fark he is doing, because government is not a boardroom.

Bigger Newsflash: He has no intention of becoming President, he want's a show on Fox.

The guy is trash, his ideas are unrealistic and his pizza sucks a fat dick. Next candidate please.

Surely there are some somewhat intelligent Republicans who want to jump into the mix? Former-Speaker Gingrich is probably the smartest one on stage, but I wouldn't trust that asshole with two quarters.

I enjoyed his rant about "I managed a Burger King restaurant, biatches. It was tough. One day, someone turned off the grill and it was going to take hours to get it back up again, but I fearlessly led my crew through that disaster and we all made it out alive."

Yep, presidential material there.

/worked with guys with super-sized egos like this
//usually all their shining accomplishments are, on closer inspection, disasters

Even the libs know, this man is too black to be president.

GAT_00: Dammit, came in here to make the McCain/bin Laden comment.

McCain 2008: "You don't just SAY you're going into Pakistan, you can't say that, it's ridiculous."
Obama 2011: "We went into Pakistan and wasted the motherfarker."
McCain 2011: "Derp."

And once again, I must call for the institution of Federal Cockpunchers.

For those who have never heard me on this before, the idea is that any candidate for a Federal office must have a non-partisan Federal Cockpuncher with them at all times. Every time the candidate says something clearly false, pandering, or idiotic to the point where even the average two-digit IQ voter can see it's horseshiat, the Federal Cockpuncher steps forward and...

* WHAM *

If the candidate is female, she would be accompanied by a Federal biatchslapper.

The benefits of this program are obvious: politicians would be forced to be honest and truthful at all times, and citizens would have the thorough enjoyment of watching these jackasses finally get what's coming to them. Politicians who are incapable of saying anything other than a rehersed disproven talking point or pandering to whatever special interest crowd they're in front of at the time would drop out of the race fast, or better yet never get involved.

Who's with me?

I'm going to give ol' Herman the benefit of doubt and concede he could really wow me with what he plans to do with all the people smacked up side the head with a regressive tax, and it had better be something besides a prebate -- like a free college education or a 30 work week.

GAT_00: Barbigazi: He's got a plan to fix everything which he will jealously guard until he is elected? Where have I heard this before?

Dammit, came in here to make the McCain/bin Laden comment.

Actually that made me think of the guy who was elected partially because he claimed to have a secret plan to end the Vietnam War (some dolt named Nixon).

Jake Havechek: Herman Cain: Number 1: We've got this guy Not Sure. Number 2: He's got a higher IQ than ANY MAN ALIVE. and Number 3: He's going to fix EVERYTHING.

I'm pretty sure when they destroyed the EPA 450 years ago and allowed mercury and lead into our water ways and Brawndo, that's when the plants stopped growing.

Is it subsidized pizza?

I bet it's subsidized pizza.

illisium: You know the anybody but Romney crowd is getting desperate when they fall back on Herman farking Cain. Guys, here`s a newsflash; economy or not, none of the candidates besides Romney are electable (well, except Huntsman, but that`s not happening) and every Republican debate just makes that clearer.

Not Electable = Not Liberal enough

More proof there is zero difference between the GOP and DNC leadership...and there are enough non-three digit IQ people around to convince there are 2 different parties

Lots of pantload dumping over Cain by the media....he just may be the best candidate

A Dark Evil Omen: He's got this guy named Not Sure.

**golf clap**

tnpir: And once again, I must call for the institution of Federal Cockpunchers.

For those who have never heard me on this before, the idea is that any candidate for a Federal office must have a non-partisan Federal Cockpuncher with them at all times. Every time the candidate says something clearly false, pandering, or idiotic to the point where even the average two-digit IQ voter can see it's horseshiat, the Federal Cockpuncher steps forward and...

* WHAM *

If the candidate is female, she would be accompanied by a Federal biatchslapper.

The benefits of this program are obvious: politicians would be forced to be honest and truthful at all times, and citizens would have the thorough enjoyment of watching these jackasses finally get what's coming to them. Politicians who are incapable of saying anything other than a rehersed disproven talking point or pandering to whatever special interest crowd they're in front of at the time would drop out of the race fast, or better yet never get involved.

Who's with me?

With you, but can we call them cock knockers instead? I mean, what will market better?