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		Having a wife AND a mistress was a challenge, admits politician whose wife stole a kitten from his mistress. And if you see the pics, you'll understand why (dailymail.co.uk)		132
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torch

2011-10-20 09:46:55 AM

Having a wife ~~AND~~ OR a mistress was a challenge,

FTFY

Vodka Zombie

2011-10-20 09:50:41 AM

England?

STOP EATING SO MUCH GODDAMN PUDDING!

palladiate

2011-10-20 09:57:24 AM

He didn't really trade-up with the mistress.

RexTalionis

2011-10-20 10:31:03 AM

Did the wife eat the kitten or something?

xanadian

2011-10-20 10:53:10 AM

That article was rife with "do not want."

Calmamity

2011-10-20 10:57:34 AM

It'll all turn out okay, just keep your chins up.

Dead for Tax Reasons

2011-10-20 11:03:32 AM

Good thing she hasn't seen fatal attraction

quickdraw

2011-10-20 11:05:34 AM

First world problems

Sock Ruh Tease

2011-10-20 11:17:39 AM

Britons.

Valiente

2011-10-20 11:18:22 AM

Three average Britons, one severe case of bumpin' uglies.

/must redefine "trophy".

GoodyearPimp

2011-10-20 11:18:50 AM

OGODMYEYES

Random Anonymous Blackmail

2011-10-20 11:18:57 AM

He needs better taste in women, his women apparently taste everything.

CrispFlows

2011-10-20 11:19:28 AM

Calmamity: It'll all turn out okay, just keep your chins up.

Good god, there's a double meaning there!

/ +1

Wellon Dowd

2011-10-20 11:19:38 AM

Dude, have you considered going gay?

i.dailymail.co.uk

Never mind.

physt

2011-10-20 11:19:38 AM

Vodka Zombie: England?

STOP EATING SO MUCH GODDAMN PUDDING!

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Guns n' Farkin Roses

2011-10-20 11:19:40 AM

I'd have a mistress too if I was married to Blanka from Street Fighter II.

Sybarite

2011-10-20 11:20:15 AM

Nobody likes a cat burglar.

numbone

2011-10-20 11:20:17 AM

This triangle of ugly had to name the cat Beauty because none of them were remotely close.

physt

2011-10-20 11:20:22 AM

Wait... everyone's getting all upset over a little pussy? Sheesshhh....

Crabs_Can_Polevault

2011-10-20 11:20:36 AM

> deeuphemize.exe "wife stole a kitten" No translation found in database >

jjorsett

2011-10-20 11:20:44 AM

It's funny how sometimes you can look at a guy's picture and immediately know that he's a Brit. And no, it's not because he's carrying a newspaper with '£' on it.

DrZiffle

2011-10-20 11:20:50 AM

¡Imadelo con el fuego!

eiger

2011-10-20 11:21:03 AM

As someone who visits England often (I married one of those people), I think can say that I'm always a little taken aback, every time, at just how unattractive the general population is over there.

/My wife is attractive, I swear.
// Maybe because there's clearly some non-British Isles blood knocking around in the family tree.

gadian

2011-10-20 11:21:09 AM

If people are going to cheat on their spouses, they ought to do it with someone considerably hotter than their spouse. Its better for all involved that way.

Wellon Dowd

2011-10-20 11:21:20 AM

Sock Ruh Tease: Britons.

Who are the Britons?

Tony Soprano's little brother

2011-10-20 11:21:59 AM

did she steal it to eat it?

bmihura

2011-10-20 11:22:00 AM

I liked the cat picture more than the others.

Random Anonymous Blackmail

2011-10-20 11:22:22 AM

Brings up an interesting game of who would you rather.

Another Government Employee

2011-10-20 11:23:00 AM

They are both kind of sow like.

virtdave

2011-10-20 11:23:51 AM

It's an ongoing surprise how little physical attractiveness is required for enthusiastic sexual intercourse.

HellRaisingHoosier

2011-10-20 11:23:54 AM

We Americans may be chunky, but at least we aren't as ugly.

Chevello

2011-10-20 11:24:10 AM

Valiente: Three average Britons, one severe case of bumpin' uglies.

/must redefine "trophy".

Oh, she's a trophy alright, just not first place. Maybe "Participation"

Wellon Dowd

2011-10-20 11:24:51 AM

A little British pallate cleansing.

buttery_shame_cave

2011-10-20 11:25:26 AM

i know the beauty standards in England are different than here in the states... but really?

i know you're no valentino, pitt, or even a buscemi... but dude, you can aim a little higher.

/you know what they say tho, about the girls that aren't all that good looking...
//freaks in the sack, they is.
///cause they're grateful, see?

cgraves67

2011-10-20 11:25:33 AM

You know, when you leave your spouse, you're supposed to trade up or else there's no reason to do it.

Bagelox-99

2011-10-20 11:26:28 AM

xanadian: That article was rife with "do not want."

except the kitteh.
i.dailymail.co.uk

/please, somebody think of the kitteh.

Another Government Employee

2011-10-20 11:27:16 AM

CrispFlows: Calmamity: It'll all turn out okay, just keep your chins up.

Good god, there's a double meaning there!

/ +1

Of the two, I think I would rather have the wife. Although she looks like she could be quite the shrew.

SuperChuck

2011-10-20 11:29:19 AM

None of those pictures remotely explained why the wife stole the kitten

Sofa King Smart

2011-10-20 11:30:41 AM

SuperChuck: None of those pictures remotely explained why the wife stole the kitten

after seeing those pictures I can assure you... the kitten is in absolutely no danger.

Slaxl

2011-10-20 11:30:47 AM

eiger: As someone who visits England often (I married one of those people), I think can say that I'm always a little taken aback, every time, at just how unattractive the general population is over there.

/My wife is attractive, I swear.
// Maybe because there's clearly some non-British Isles blood knocking around in the family tree.

I'm an attractive and successful British man and I'm forever appalled at how ugly 90% of our population is. However I've been to the USA, I've been all round Europe and I've seen a picture of South America once, so i'm 100% sure that it's the same the world over. Nearly everyone is ugly. Every country has the small amount of ridiculously hot people that make it into movies and magazines.

Cupajo

2011-10-20 11:31:14 AM

Cute cat. Everyone else? Not so much.

UCFRoadWarrior

2011-10-20 11:32:29 AM

Saturday: Cute adorable kitty runs away from ugly British love triangle in time for Caturday

Huck Chaser

2011-10-20 11:32:44 AM

Does subby really think that cat is cuter than the average cat? All cats look the same to me. Does that make me a cat-racist?

MBooda

2011-10-20 11:33:17 AM

I imagine the mistress was boiling mad.
movieodyssey.com

trappedspirit

2011-10-20 11:33:28 AM

And if you see the pics, you'll understand why

No. No I wont. I wont be in the least bit any closer to understanding than if you had sent me a link to a picture of pancake with a cat on it's head.

Wonko Fortytwo

2011-10-20 11:33:30 AM

After 3 integers it is all confusing to me.

Huck Chaser

2011-10-20 11:34:04 AM

Slaxl: Every country has the small amount of ridiculously hot people that make it into movies and magazines.

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