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(The Times of India)   Forget drunkorexia, Olivia Munn is into drunkersize   (timesofindia.indiatimes.com) divider line 61
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2011-10-20 11:16:45 AM
oh good. this vapid twunt again.
 
2011-10-20 11:22:06 AM
Working out drunk is a terrible idea. Large quantities of alcohol fark with you in a bunch of ways and will lead to a far less effective workout.
 
2011-10-20 11:23:25 AM
career fails so she gets on Celebrity Rehab With Dr. Shill in 3..2..1...


/for the last time you vapid whore, Tits or GTFO.
 
2011-10-20 11:28:26 AM
Forget drunkorexia, Olivia Munn is into drunkersize attention whoring

FTFY Subby.
 
2011-10-20 11:28:58 AM
What an ass she is!

gossipbees.com
 
2011-10-20 11:30:31 AM
Really is she STILL trying to play into mens sexual fantasies by pretending to being a tom boy?
 
2011-10-20 11:37:44 AM
How does a person get drunk - on tequila, no less - and complete a vigorous workout without vomiting?
 
2011-10-20 11:38:29 AM

olapbill: oh good. this vapid twunt again.


This article had nothing to do with Kim Kardashian.
 
2011-10-20 11:38:39 AM

olapbill: oh good. this vapid twunt again.


So do you hold your opinion because you're a woman who will never come close to being as attractive or because you're a guy who could never score somebody that attractive?
 
2011-10-20 11:39:53 AM
sounds like someone was a little bitter about submitting repeats
 
2011-10-20 11:40:20 AM

olapbill: oh good. this vapid twunt again.


Bag of Hammers: /for the last time you vapid whore, Tits or GTFO.


scottydoesntknow: Forget drunkorexia, Olivia Munn is into drunkersize attention whoring

FTFY Subby.


cheap_thoughts: Really is she STILL trying to play into mens nerds' sexual fantasies by pretending to being an tom boy attainable geek?

 
2011-10-20 11:40:29 AM
She doesn't like video games as much as I do, so I'm going to post that I think she's a horrible twunt, even though in real life I'd sell all your first borns to give her the most disappointing 25 seconds of her life.

amidoinitrite?
 
2011-10-20 11:40:31 AM
I must have missed the thread where every farker went from obsessing over her to wishing her dead.
 
2011-10-20 11:42:18 AM

Wellon Dowd: What an ass she is!

[gossipbees.com image 640x480]


wow, I have always wondered who she is and what her appeal might be and god damn, if that isn't a good reason.
 
2011-10-20 11:43:09 AM

ThisNameSux: olapbill: oh good. this vapid twunt again.

So do you hold your opinion because you're a woman who will never come close to being as attractive or because you're a guy who could never score somebody that attractive?

Or maybe, just maybe, he can seperate physical attractiveness (I would hit it) to being a truly interesting person (I don't think I could seriously date her). She's an idiot.

P.S. I tried to drink beer once before a workout. That was a BAD idea.

 
2011-10-20 11:45:18 AM

Nogale: How does a person get drunk - on tequila, no less - and complete a vigorous workout without vomiting?


maybe she has a high tolerance?
*shrug*
she seems to be in pretty damned good shape to me.
 
2011-10-20 11:48:02 AM

thegod082: olapbill: oh good. this vapid twunt again.

Bag of Hammers: /for the last time you vapid whore, Tits or GTFO.

scottydoesntknow: Forget drunkorexia, Olivia Munn is into drunkersize attention whoring

FTFY Subby.

cheap_thoughts: Really is she STILL trying to play into mens nerds' sexual fantasies by pretending to being an tom boy attainable geek?


I don't think anybody ever bought her NerdChick schtick.
 
2011-10-20 11:48:07 AM

PYROY: I must have missed the thread where every farker went from obsessing over her to wishing her dead.


This. Hmmph. I like her. She hasn't run her course for me yet.
 
2011-10-20 11:48:45 AM
who cares if she is pandering? i don't recall her trying to pass herself off as anything meaningful to society.

/not white knight-ing
 
2011-10-20 11:50:50 AM

PYROY: I must have missed the thread where every farker went from obsessing over her to wishing her dead.


If she were to walk up to me in the middle of the street and say "I want you to fark me like the first of an angry god" I would be all over it, but that would be the most effort I would put into it. She tries too damn hard to make guys/nerds like her. She's been overexposed, and not in the only way we care to see her (or as any other farker would say "It's time for tits or GTFO")
 
2011-10-20 11:51:33 AM

ThisNameSux: olapbill: oh good. this vapid twunt again.

So do you hold your opinion because you're a woman who will never come close to being as attractive or because you're a guy who could never score somebody that attractive?


or because I find her exceedingly irritating when she talks, the kick ass body aside?
 
2011-10-20 12:00:23 PM
Can we at least make this thread somewhat worthwhile?

the-wbe.com
 
2011-10-20 12:02:04 PM

olapbill: ThisNameSux: olapbill: oh good. this vapid twunt again.

So do you hold your opinion because you're a woman who will never come close to being as attractive or because you're a guy who could never score somebody that attractive?

or because I find her exceedingly irritating when she talks, the kick ass body aside?


Also, she tried to ruin the Daily Show.
 
2011-10-20 12:06:26 PM

scottydoesntknow: Forget drunkorexia, Olivia Munn is into drunkersize attention whoring looking hot and shiat.


FTFY

//Only thing about her that really matters
 
2011-10-20 12:16:18 PM
"I have real lips and more boobs and more hips and if that perpetuates a new form of beauty then that is great.

"I wouldn't run if there was a fire. I wouldn't run anywhere. I hate running. I know I'm curvier - I know I'm small, but I'm not ripped. But I make a choice to be that way. I realise my arms aren't as toned as Halle Berry's but I don't want them to be."


Good for her. I hate running.
 
2011-10-20 12:19:55 PM

Funbags: Also, she tried to ruin the Daily Show.


That happened as soon as Colbert left.
 
2011-10-20 12:36:20 PM

ThisNameSux: olapbill: oh good. this vapid twunt again.

So do you hold your opinion because you're a woman who will never come close to being as attractive or because you're a guy who could never score somebody that attractive?


Can't she be an annoying vapid twunt that he would still fark anyway if he had the chance?

I mean, she is annoying and her nerd chic thing is a silly put on, but that doesn't mean she isn't hittable. It just means she wouldn't be staying over for breakfast the next morning.
 
2011-10-20 12:37:24 PM
I do this all the time. It's incredibly dangerous.
 
2011-10-20 12:41:24 PM

PYROY: I must have missed the thread where every farker went from obsessing over her to wishing her dead.


Reminds me of:

img.photobucket.com
 
2011-10-20 12:42:33 PM

PanicMan: "I have real lips and more boobs and more hips and if that perpetuates a new form of beauty then that is great.

"I wouldn't run if there was a fire. I wouldn't run anywhere. I hate running. I know I'm curvier - I know I'm small, but I'm not ripped. But I make a choice to be that way. I realise my arms aren't as toned as Halle Berry's but I don't want them to be."

Good for her. I hate running.


Given the context, this is making my lol harder because of your handle.

/+1
 
2011-10-20 12:42:50 PM
Woops. Anyway, peakhendricks.jpg
 
2011-10-20 12:47:10 PM
i drink when I work out too. but, I don't actually work out, I just drink.

/ rides bikes to bars, that totally counts as working out.
 
2011-10-20 12:54:10 PM

dopeydwarf: PYROY: I must have missed the thread where every farker went from obsessing over her to wishing her dead.

Reminds me of:

img.photobucket.com



For me it was when Munn did Playboy but didn't get naked.
 
2011-10-20 12:58:22 PM
She's still awesome and hot and I'd bang the living shiat out of that.
 
2011-10-20 12:59:02 PM
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2011-10-20 01:02:39 PM

Bag of Hammers: career fails so she gets on Celebrity Rehab With Dr. Shill in 3..2..1...


/for the last time you vapid whore, Tits or GTFO.


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2011-10-20 01:03:36 PM

unyon: She's still awesome and hot and I'd bang the living shiat out of that.


This, but I'd fark Palin too, doesn't mean I don't want her to GTFO and disappear off the face the earth. I'd just fark her once before she did.
 
2011-10-20 01:06:16 PM
Olivia Munn is not funny.....she IS a world class attention whore.
 
2011-10-20 01:26:56 PM

BillDozer357: [s3.amazonaws.com image 400x491]


HAHA that's farking awesome. The fat dude's face in the background says it all.
 
2011-10-20 01:29:43 PM

TrainingWheelsNeeded: Wellon Dowd: What an ass she is!

[gossipbees.com image 640x480]

wow, I have always wondered who she is and what her appeal might be and god damn, if that isn't a good reason.


Pretty much.
 
2011-10-20 01:46:13 PM
"Hi again, nerds! I hate exercise and love technology! JUST LIKE YOUUUUUU! Please support my career."
 
2011-10-20 01:49:45 PM
whatever .

She's welcome with me any time for as long as she wants.
 
2011-10-20 02:11:27 PM
hang on, let me check something.

yep, she is STILL one of the most gorgeous women on earth.

does she REALLY drink and work out? no. but I don't care.
 
2011-10-20 02:18:03 PM

dopeydwarf: PYROY: I must have missed the thread where every farker went from obsessing over her to wishing her dead.

Reminds me of:

[img.photobucket.com image 460x283]


Holy crap.... I must have never paid attention, I was caught completely unawares that she married the snozberries guy. Yech.
 
2011-10-20 02:22:58 PM

stoli n coke: She doesn't like video games as much as I do, so I'm going to post that I think she's a horrible twunt, even though in real life I'd sell all your first borns to give her the most disappointing 25 seconds of her life.

amidoinitrite?


That is the standard procedure, yes
 
2011-10-20 02:30:03 PM

PYROY: I must have missed the thread where every farker went from obsessing over her to wishing her dead.


She's been the subject of a considerable amount of derp over the last year from both the basement dwellers and the Social Justice (especially the late-wave internet feminists) crowd.

The basement dwellers don't like her because they think she's dishonest (i.e. she's not the perfect geek girl) and the Interest Feminists(tm) don't like her because as a successful woman she doesn't act like they think she should act (they also think she put up with too much on "Attack of the Show" which means her entire personality is an act and she's really a violated, broken woman, etc etc).

Me? No woman is perfect, but she seems within the general area of date-able and hit-able. The SJers on the Internet can go play in their own little sandbox, cuz those folks don't seem like anything in the world.
 
2011-10-20 02:33:58 PM
I had a dream last week that I met Olivia Munn at a party. She got down on all fours and asked me to stick my tongue as far into her anus as I could get it. Being a gentleman, I obliged her.
 
2011-10-20 03:34:43 PM

Bag of Hammers: I don't think anybody ever bought her NerdChick schtick.


Most of Fark did, in thread after thread. i didn't because i saw her on G4.

She's pretty and hot, and i liked her in that SitCom (Perfect Couples). It's the whole faux geek thing and the over appreciation i didn't like. There were hotter and geekier women on G4/TechTV that weren't attention whores. There are hotter girls wondering around any college campus. She's just not all that to me.
 
2011-10-20 03:52:05 PM
I know it's cool to hate on Olivia Munn here, but she's in my top 5. That's one hell of a hot woman. And if she tries to exaggerate how tomboyish she is.... meh. That's about the least irritating behavior from celebrity women these days (see the Kardassian skank circus), and I've certainly schtupped chicks who have done worse than try to pander to my demographic - and with gusto, and they didn't look as smoking hot as Ms. Munn.


IrateShadow: Working out drunk is a terrible idea. Large quantities of alcohol fark with you in a bunch of ways and will lead to a far less effective workout.



Sure, but when I'm shoveling snow this winter I'll be happy to trade some efficiency of my workout for being able to get exercise while drunk. If I had to shovel snow sober it would take me twice as long and I'd be plenty biatchy the whole time. Drunk I pretty much just keep going all day until I'm finished or the sun sets, which is a whole lot of exercise, and I'm chipper and havin' a blast the whole time. There's no exercise I get that I'm anywhere close to as enthusiastic about.
 
2011-10-20 04:17:04 PM
A few observations:

Beer before a run, no problem.
Wine before a run, makes my heartburn rise.

Tequila..oh gads no, never tequila

*shudders*
 
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