His action may not be revolutionary, but it is quite likely that he has been misunderstood. . . .

Just say "pooping", subby.

Lex A. Preau: His action may not be revolutionary, but it is quite likely that he has been misunderstood. . . .

But I'm just a soul whose intentions are good
Oh Lord, please don't let me be misunderstood

The Northern Irish version of Rumpelstiltskin is a bit weirder than the original...

What a stinker.

I used to work at an animal shelter cleaning the place up. It was in the desert, so it was pretty warm, but in the winter they'd put those closed electric heaters in the cat house, and the male cats would spritz all over them. It took me a while to figure out why the place always smelled like very warm cat piss. I'll never get that smell out of my nose when I cleaned them off.

Early in the morning I can't sleep
I can't work and I can't eat
I've been drunk all day can't concentrate
Maybe I'm making a big mistake

Caught me down like a killer shark
It's like a railroad running right through my heart
Jekyll and Hyde the way I behave
Feel like I'm running on an empty gauge

Oh no not again
It hurts so good
I don't understand
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Here's his problem: Alchemy was only an optional course at Hogwarts, for 6th and 7th year students.


Poop on a heater is probably more tolerable than a paper bag of poop and m80.

Moran, whose lawyer described him as a man of "considerable intellectual ability,

Could be true. I imagine everyone who knows him spends a lot of time considering his intellectual ability.

Paul Moran, 30, thought his bathroom breaks would make him flush with cash if he kept his own waste and heated it to produce the precious metal, at his government-subsidized apartment in Enniskillen, in the province's southeast.

I want to meet this guy just to hear him explain the logic that lead to this, and then hit him over the head with a vaccuum flask and scream "Alchemy does not work that way!"

Seriously, the only way there's going to be gold in your poop is if you eat it, and if you've managed to acquire it for the purposes of eating, you may as well skip Step #2.

HOT SHIAT! (new window)

/He's going downtown baby yo!

Somebody watched "The Holy Mountain" and forgot that it wasn't a documentary.

Blues_X: So, does the same thing happen if you microwave it?

That's a great question - you should check it out and let us know how it goes.

Wow. Classic, crazy story. Love it already.

What did he do that was against the law? "Defecating on government HVAC" would be fine, or if it's illegal to be a dumb**s enough to get the fire department called out. But it's not the being a dumb**s part that gives the powers a right to lock you up.

No no NO - it's the FAN.....it's supposed to hit the FAN I tell you. Who ever heard of things running along well until the poop hit the heater??