Apparently the Honey Badger was digging for... drugs.

Idiots. Wait until the season is over.

At least it seems like they are only out for Auburn. Lose these guys against Bama? No shot.

Honey Badger don't care.

I thought the corndogs liked the purple drank. I guess Les eats grass, but his players smoke grass.

Misplaced yat: At least it seems like they are only out for Auburn. Lose these guys against Bama? No shot.

So you're saying we have a shot this weekend?

/Probably not.
//[cries]

Honey Badger smokes what he wants.

The Honey Badger tokes what he wants.

Honey Badger: "LSU is Number (cough, cough, cough)....One...Geaux war....er Tigers"

If the Booger Eaters can run the ball and get to the QB a few times, they do stand a chance, albeit a small one, to bet the Corndogs.

/Nov 5 can't get here soon enough
//Roll Tide

*beat... not bet

Tomcat1108: If the Booger Eaters can run the ball and get to the QB a few times, they do stand a chance, albeit a small one, to bet the Corndogs.

/Nov 5 can't get here soon enough
//Roll Tide

I think I got high reading this shiat

Tyrone Biggums: Misplaced yat: At least it seems like they are only out for Auburn. Lose these guys against Bama? No shot.

So you're saying we have a shot this weekend?

On paper, still no.

However, this is LSU/Auburn we are talking about, here. History shows us that LSU/Auburn games tend to be... well, weird.

Tomcat1108: If the Booger Eaters can run the ball and get to the QB a few times, they do stand a chance, albeit a small one, to bet the Corndogs.

/Nov 5 can't get here soon enough
//Roll Tide

Maybe Auburn can disable LSU for us like we disabled FL for them?
J/K. I think we can take LSU at full strength, personally. Should be a great game.

RTR. Nov. 5 is likely the real NC game. LSU or Bama looks like they could smoke (no pun intended) the Sooners.

honey badger don't care about drug testing. honey badger don't give a shiat.

Legalize it, mon:


/The herb is for Jah
//And apparently a vast majority of NBA players
///NTTAWWT

LSU could suspend the first string and they'd still beat the Aubs like rented mules.

I hope they are back for Bama. I also hope they beat Bama like a red headed step child. I also, also hope that Arkansas then stomps a mud hole into LSU.

/also
//long shot

Tomcat1108: If the Booger Eaters can run the ball and get to the QB a few times, they do stand a chance, albeit a small one, to bet the Corndogs.

/Nov 5 can't get here soon enough
//Roll Tide


Who you callin' booger eater, booger eater?
Booger eatin' Updyke Gump (new window)

Krymson Tyde: jdcgonzalez: I hope they are back for Bama. I also hope they beat Bama like a red headed step child. I also, also hope that Arkansas then stomps a mud hole into LSU.

/also
//long shot

Are you mad because Alabama beat Arkansas like a rented mule?

Probably, but I think he also is under the impression that Arkansas could win the 3-way tie for the West.

It's like, the honey badger don't care about nothin man,
roll another blunt, Yea (ohh ohh ohh),

La da da da da da La, Da Daaa,
La da da da, La da da da, La da da daaa

I was gonna win a NC until I got high
I was gonna get the MVP but then I got high
my team's chances are now all messy and I know why (why man?) yea heyy,
- cause I got high [repeat 3X]

(La da da da da da da da da)

I was gonna go to class before I got high
I coulda cheated and I coulda passed but I got high
(La da da da da da da da da)
I am taking it next semester and I know why, (why man?) yea heyy,
- cause I got high [repeat 3X]

(La da da da da da da da da)

I was gonna go to work but then I got high
I just got a new promotion but I got high
now I'm selling dope and I know why (why man?) yea heayy,
- cause I got high [repeat 3X]

(La da da da da da da da da)

I was a Heisman candidate before I got high
I was a hero in my state but then I got high
Now I'm keeping the bench warm and I know why (why man?) yea heayy,
- cause I got high [repeat 3X]

(La da da da da da da da da)

I wasn't gonna run all over bama but I was high
...

Well my name is the honey badger and I'm from new orleans (new-or-leans)
and all the tolweed I be smokin is bomb as helllllll (excelent delivery)
I don't beleive in Saban, that's what I said (oh my goodness)
so all of you ? (?) please give me more head

/not mine
//written by a friend of a friend

Misplaced yat: However, this is LSU/Auburn we are talking about, here. History shows us that LSU/Auburn games tend to be... well, weird.

Depends on which referees show up.

If it's the ones that picked up the flag on a blatant pass interference (2006), couldn't notice Chaz Ramsey chop blocking over and over again (2007) or made up some rule about attempting to block a field goal that's never been called by any ref at any level before or after (2004), it won't matter.

If those guys show up, then LSU wouldn't have a chance with Tim Tebow at QB, and Jesus at tail back.

honey badger smokes synthetic marijuana?

Lt. Col. Angus: If those guys show up, then LSU wouldn't have a chance with Tim Tebow at QB, and Jesus at tail back.

you said jesus twice

/maybe he likes jesus

Lt. Col. Angus: made up some rule about attempting to block a field goal that's never been called by any ref at any level before or after (2004)

I don't have a youtube link, but I have seen this called before in other games.

Lt. Col. Angus: Misplaced yat: However, this is LSU/Auburn we are talking about, here. History shows us that LSU/Auburn games tend to be... well, weird.

Depends on which referees show up.

If it's the ones that picked up the flag on a blatant pass interference (2006), couldn't notice Chaz Ramsey chop blocking over and over again (2007) or made up some rule about attempting to block a field goal that's never been called by any ref at any level before or after (2004), it won't matter.

We tend to get the ref screwjobs at Auburn, though, particularly 2006. That was also the game where Auburn got away with muffing a punt, upheld on review despite the fact that you could see the ball change spin on the replays.

But in addition to those, there was also the 2005 game, where Auburn missed a crap ton of FG. Or the 2001 game where Auburn players picked a fight with Tiger Band. My band roommate loved telling that story.

Weird shiat happens when LSU and Auburn get together.

They'll be there for 11/5. LSU could probably beat Auburn with their second string so no problems there. I just don't know if they'll still cover the 22 1/2 point spread in my work pool. Thoughts?

Chunks McGunks: They'll be there for 11/5. LSU could probably beat Auburn with their second string so no problems there. I just don't know if they'll still cover the 22 1/2 point spread in my work pool. Thoughts?

Auburn's defense isn't great, and their offense is changing to a new QB. LSU will cover the spread with or without these players, as the rest of their D can stop the run, which has been AU's only real weapon this year.

Honey Badger likes the sticky.

Misplaced yat: Weird shiat happens when LSU and Auburn get together.

Don't forget the game in 1996 (I think) with the huge fire.

/was at that game

Coach eats the grass while the players smoke it

LSU is not to be outdone by Bammer...Brent Calloway is in the slammer!!!

The November 5th Pothead Bowl should be interesting.

Misplaced yat: Lt. Col. Angus: Misplaced yat: However, this is LSU/Auburn we are talking about, here. History shows us that LSU/Auburn games tend to be... well, weird.

Depends on which referees show up.

If it's the ones that picked up the flag on a blatant pass interference (2006), couldn't notice Chaz Ramsey chop blocking over and over again (2007) or made up some rule about attempting to block a field goal that's never been called by any ref at any level before or after (2004), it won't matter.

We tend to get the ref screwjobs at Auburn, though, particularly 2006. That was also the game where Auburn got away with muffing a punt, upheld on review despite the fact that you could see the ball change spin on the replays.

But in addition to those, there was also the 2005 game, where Auburn missed a crap ton of FG. Or the 2001 game where Auburn players picked a fight with Tiger Band. My band roommate loved telling that story.

Weird shiat happens when LSU and Auburn get together.

I haven't missed an Auburn/LSU game since 1994 (my first year of vet school). Unfortunately, I will not be able to make it to Baton Rouge this year...kind of bummed. We always stay in New Orleans and I should be eating a Parkway po'boy this evening, but I'm not.

1996 Barn Burner was crazy, but the 2001 Makeup game was nuts. We got a penalty before the game started and Duval wore his arse on his shoulder. Don't get me wrong, Duval was being rude, by being on the field, but LSU should have been flagged for their trombone player who pushed his slide into Duval's head as the band left the field. (Note: at that time Duval was just standing in the endzone). It was great to see Duval's head whiplash when he got tagged, though.

Favorite Auburn Player since 1994: Jason Campbell
Least favorite (tie): Duval, Daymon Craig, Eric Smith

Players will be reinstated for Alabama, assuming no more screw-ups. Obvious, yes, but important to note.


Dr_Retriever: I guess Les eats grass, but his players smoke grass.
GlobalThunder: Coach eats the grass while the players smoke it

Hey, Doc, you're getting plagiarized over here.

Misplaced yat: Players will be reinstated for Alabama, assuming no more screw-ups. Obvious, yes, but important to note.


Dr_Retriever: I guess Les eats grass, but his players smoke grass.
GlobalThunder: Coach eats the grass while the players smoke it

Hey, Doc, you're getting plagiarized over here.

Thanks. Send me a Po'Boy and an Abita, please.